Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Eren. He had the finest child bearing hips the kingdom had ever seen and everyone wanted him for their own. Eren, who was an oblivious fool when it came to his admirers, enjoyed the attention he was given every day. His best friends Armin and Mikasa always fought over which one of them got to do Eren's chores for him, because the large goofy smile he made as he thanked them was addictive. Even Eren's neighbor Marco and his peculiar two-legged talking horse Jean couldn't resist greeting him with a smile each day. Although the horse and Eren always seemed to get on each other's nerves, and after pleasant introductions they would proceed to yell and insult each other. Other than the stupid horse everyone was incredibly kind to Eren, but Eren always felt rather lonely. The kinder the people around him were the lest he felt like he belonged. Eren felt like a burden on his friends and what people had done to gain his favor only led him to believe he was useless and should leave. So, one day Eren decided to go into the woods by himself to see if anyone would even notice his disappearance. Eren quickly became lost and promptly sat down and began to cry. Out of nowhere a low voice grumbled out "Shut up brat! You're too loud." Eren wiped away his tears and called out to the voice. "H-hello? Can you help me? I am lost and all alone." As Eren spoke a short muscular man emerged from the shadows. "Stupid, you shouldn't tell a stranger you are lost and alone." He spoke in a low calm voice. Eren stared at the man and his eyes went wide as he realized that the person before him was no ordinary man. "Y-you're a wolf!" Eren's voice shook with fear. "Tsk. Nooo I just though all humans had ears and a tail." The man uttered, his voice dripping with sarcasm. The man then proceeded to reach into his pocket and pulled out a small bag. "What's that?" Eren asked, his natural curiosity causing him to inch closer. "Curiosity killed the cat you know." The man stated and then smirked "Do you really want to know?" Eren nodded his head in response. The man then carefully unwrapped the bag and then reached oven and dumped its contents onto Eren's head. "Ahh! What the hell? Is this glitter?" Eren shouted. The man stared at Eren with a look of surprise on his face. It was the first time the man had shown any expression besides annoyance. "Hmm. That was not what was supposed to happen." The man said, as a slightly amused expression suddenly blossomed on his face. Eren ran over to a small pond that was conveniently located a few feet away, and gasped at his reflection. Eren looked back at the man with tears forming in his eyes. "You turned me into a neko! Now everyone is going to think I am a weirdo!" Eren sobbed. The man swiftly walked over and licked the tears off Eren's face. "Name's Levi and from now on you're my bitch." Levi said calmly and he rubbed Eren's new silky ears. "Really?" Eren smiled. "My Name is Eren and all I have ever wanted was to be dominated. Will you be my master nya?" neko Eren purred. "Sure thing kitten. Now how about we go make ourselves some tiny servants." Levi hefted Eren over his shoulder and walked into his cave, which was conveniently only ten feet away. "Tiny Servants?" Eren questioned. "I'm talking about babies Eren. I want at least twelve." Levi stated. "Of course," Eren Replied reaching down and touching his own hips. "I do have the best child bearing hips in the kingdom." Levi kissed Eren passionately. "I know. Its why I fell in love with you after all." Levi growled in Eren's ear. Everyone in town had cried after Eren, having been missing for seven hours, came back pregnant. Armin was especially heartbroken due to the fact that he had been in love with Eren and had been planning Mikasa's murder so he would be able to spend more one on one time with Eren. Mikasa was not very thrilled either, but her new boyfriend Connie persuaded her it was for the best. The couple then lived a relatively happy life after that with their thirty-seven children and counting in their lovely cave mansion. All of their children were little wolf Neko babies and Levi and Eren were very proud and they lived happily ever after until… "By the way Eren, I'm a Demon wolf and you are a blessed neko." Levi said nonchalantly. "Uuah! That means our children are blessed demon wolf nekos!" Eren shouted and then passed out from excitement and confusion.