Very short, very spur of the moment. Feedback is welcome. I don't own Gravity Falls or any character represented in this fanfiction.
"Dipper!" Mabel yelled. "Dipper! I need your help!" Dipper, hearing the supposed urgency in her voice, rushed down to the lower floor of the mall and ran toward the cry. "I'm coming!" he managed to say through his exhaustion. He found himself in front of a sweater store aptly named Sweaters 'R You. "I'm...coming?" Dipper said warily. He now had a doubt to whether or not his sister was in any real trouble. He still goes in anyway. Lo and behold, it was Jeff and his crew of gnome lackeys. Apparently, they thought they could ambush Mabel in a sweater store. Jeff knew this is where she'd be. Currently, he and his lackeys are in the process of smothering her to the point of unconsciousness. Dipper knew this was the case; Jeff liked Mabel too much to kill her. Still, his role as "Beta Twin"- "Ugh," he groaned to himself. He did not that Mabel thought of herself as the "Alpha Twin" but he absolutely hated referring to himself as "Beta Twin". Anyway, his role as the younger twin (by a few minutes mind you) basically compelled him to save his sister.
Being a prepubescent boy (or a tween), he wasn't all that strong. A rush wouldn't work. So, to augment his strength, he got the nearest battering weapon he could (a heavy duty broom). He tried so desperately not to hit Mabel, but it wasn't his luck. "Oh well," he thought. "At least she won't black out." He managed to find Jeff in the swarm of gnome collected around Mabel and swung the broom at him akin to the way baseball player swings a bat. Jeff files back into a nearby sweater carousel. "Ow!" he whined. "That hurt. That actually hurt!" Dipper ignored him as he went to Mabel who was now free. That is because the other gnomes had went to help Jeff. "D...Dipper?" Mabel managed to squeak out. She looked at the sweater they smothered her with and went wide-eyed. "AH! FUSHIA!" She flung the garment elsewhere. Jeff left uttering the same thing he always does: how he will get Mabel one day. Her and Dipper were about to share in a touching sibling moment when they were promptly ejected from the store. "Your sweaters were crappy anyway!" Mabel yelled. Dipper tried to conceal a grin. He failed. They smiled at each other before going their separate ways. Dipper forgot why they came to the mall.
Dipper found himself going into a small restaurant. His body must had consciously led himself here because his stomach growled in that instant. "Hm. I guess a guy gets hungry when fighting gnomes," he thought aloud to himself. After a few minutes and an ice cream. He got up and was about to leave. He saw that he was closer to the IN door than the OUT. Without thinking much of it, he went out the IN door. Unfortunately, this action of his proved to be a bad move. He bumped right into Pacifica Northwest! That's the least of his problems. He also toppled both of them to the ground with him over top of her. And the worst is that he made her spill something she was holding all over her clothes! "Ah, what the-" the rich girl sputtered out before coming to the same realization Dipper had a few seconds ago. She did the only thing she could: scream. "AHHHH! DIPPER PINES, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" He quickly got up in the way someone would if they had done something they shouldn't had. In a way, he did. He wasn't listening to anything she was saying until... "How are you gonna pay for this?" She stared at him. If you're familiar with the Northwest family, you'd know they weren't particularly cheap. So anything they had could easily be out of Dipper's price range. Bringing Grunkle Stan into this was obviously a bad idea. It was also apparent that Dipper was silent for way too long.
"Well?" she asked.
"Uh, uhhh, uhhhh..." he managed to stammer out.
An idea sneaked into her head. "I know," she said.
He did not like the smile she had. "Kn-Know what?" he asked, dreading the answer.
She grinned as cutely as possible for her. "You're going to take me on a date!" she beamed.
"Oh no," he muttered as she dragged him along with her.
"Right now is lovely," she said as they head to the more expensive part of the mall.
And now, you decide. I've gotten some of your submissions and am working on integrating them in the story. Please stay tuned to more coming soon! Submissions are closed.