A/N I did not write this. My friend decided to do this for some reason. It could possibly have something to do with making fun of me and another friend for shipping Korrasami. This is a complete crack!fic so don't take it seriously. Also review and tell me what you think so I can pass it on to him.
Korra and Kuvira are fighting to the death, and they end up colliding with each other. Korra says "wow kuvira u smell rlly gud like flowers and rehab camps" and Kuvira says "omg korra ur eyes r so purtyful can i touch them" and they start to kiss. Asami, who is in a hummingbird suit, sees them and gets really angry: "oh gurl ain't nobody got no time for this ya think ya can steal mah woman" and crashes into the both of them, and all three perish. Baatar and Wu end up marrying and become the head of the Earth Kingdom together. Raava migrates over to Bolin because she's sick of finding a new baby every time, so he becomes the new Earth Avatar. Mako ends up sad, lonely, and bitter. The end.