A slightly overweight high school student comes out in a tux and top hat.

Freak: sup everybody names freak with a pen. This is my first fanfic, yeah for me!

Freak takes a small box with a button on it and pushes the button. Large speakers come out of nowhere and play party music, freak then pulls a trumpet from his hat plays it and finishes with a bow.

Freak: anyway I'll allow one of the stars of my story say the disclaimer.

Freak puts his hands together and waits, freak slowly changes his face from a calm happy one after ten minutes, to a pissed off one.

Freak: EDDY, GET THE HELL OUT HERE!!!

A 21 year old version of eddy from Ed, Edd, & Eddy comes out; he is about 5'5" but still only has 3 hairs and wares a red shirt with a yellow jacket with purple stripes next to the zipper and blue jeans, walks out while freak glares at him.

Freak: well?

Eddy: freak owns nothing from Ed, Edd, & Eddy

Eddy then leaves in a huff.

Freak: the hells your problem.

Eddy (off screen): you kill of one of my best friends

Freak: oh quit bitchin'. I'm gonna make another where he gets a chick!

Eddy (OS): whatever.

Freak: any way on with the show….or…whatever.

Tears, Pain, Love, & Ed

Chapter 1: a bad night

Eddy sits on his bed, looking out the window at a storm then he hears crying, he gets up from bed and walks out of his room into the hallway. He walks down the hallway to the last door on the right. He opens the door and walks in while being unnoticed by its occupant.

Eddy: Sara you should be asleep.

A 19 year old Sara in blue pajamas looks up with tears streaking down her face. She sits up on her bed and wipes the tears from her face.

Sara: I know, I just …

Eddy sits down on the bed next to her and puts his arm around her shoulders.

Eddy: I know Sara, I know.

Sara then throws her arms around his neck and sobs into his shirt. Eddy wraps his arms around her to comfort her.

Eddy (inner monologue): almost every night. I wish I could make it all better.

At that thought Eddy tightened the embrace as Sara continued to sob into his shirt. Eddy turned his head and caught sight of the clock; it read 12:34 AUG 11.

Eddy (IM): Happy birthday mono brow.

Eddy then looked down and saw Sara had fallen asleep on top of him; Eddy neither had the energy nor the desire to move her. He decided to stay in her room tonight.

Eddy (IM): I wish it was as simple as just telling her

As Eddy drifts to sleep he thinks back to that day.

Freak: So what do you think?

Eddy: Short but a good start

Sara: I don't know it's really sad but I do like getting close to eddy.

Freak: Any way sends me comments also any flames will be seriously punished

Freak, Sara, & Eddy move to one side revealing a large cage door with two large red glowing eyes behind the bars.

Freak: I'm serious, no flames. Till next time, peace to all my fellow freaks .