How to Annoy Bella Swan-Cullen
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Tell her Edward only married her for the sex
Tell her Edward slept with another woman while dating her
Tell her Nessie isn't hers
Tell her Edward never loved her
Tell her she was never turned into a vampire
Get her a human/vampire/werewolf costume
Tell her the ring was never for her (originally)
Tell her Jacob is dead
Tell her Charlie is in hospital
Tell her Nessie got STD's from Jacob
Tell her Edward really can turn into a bat
Fight her to the death with Jacob
Tell her Edward left her for another woman in New Moon
Tell she's not really married to Edward because was married before and still isn't divorced
Tell her Edward has never ever had a bath
Make the caller ID say Edward even though it's not
Make her watch the runaways
Tell her that Edward is Holidaying in Volterra
Tell her Edward went to visit Tanya
Tell her James and Victoria aren't really dead
She imagines Jacob as Edward and kisses him