WE'RE BACK PEOPLES. (Harry! That's not how you say it!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Time and Fate looked down to earth. They didn't understand how things went so wrong. Maybe if Dumbledore told Harry more. Maybe if Ronald wasn't so bigoted and against the other houses. If Hermione never even considered dating Ron. Fate and Time did not ship Ronmione. I mean, really? She and that Davies boy would have been a better match. Fate sighed and turned to Time. "Well, now what do we do?"
Time leaned her chin on her hand. "Well, we could have them start all over and give them strict instructions."
Fate waved her hand in dismissal. "They would have to be dead for that. We can't kill them."
Time smirked. "No. But we know someone who can. OH, DEATH!"
Harry slowly sat up. He gasped as he remembered what happened. He had been walking away from the Great Hall / Make-Shift Infirmary when Hermione ran after him. They had talked for a moment about the war and what they would do now. He heard a noise and turned towards it. Harry never stood a chance. A death eater had jumped up and the last words he heard was,"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Now he was here in, the Gryffindor Common Room? Harry heard a groan next to him and turned. Hermione was lying on her back and sat up. "What happened?" She asked.
"I'm trying to figure that out myself." Harry replied.
"Harry!" Hermione looked horrified. "No! If what I think is true then we're dead. You just came back from the dead."
Harry shrugged helplessly. "Not my fault."
"Oh my Life! I can't believe it worked!" A girl with long blond hair and red eyes appeared in front of them.
Another girl with black hair appeared and rolled her purple eyes. "Well, it worked, now let's get down to business."
The girl with black hair turned to them. "I am Time. My friend is Fate. We hate to break it to you, but you two done fucked up."
Hermione shook her head. "Wait what? How is that possible? Are you two gods? Are we dead? If you are gods then I apologize, but shouldn't we be meeting Death?"
Harry had to stifle a laugh as Time and Fate faces got more and more confused. "Also what do you mean we 'done fucked up'?" He asked.
Fate blinked for a moment, but regained her wits fast enough. "Um okay. We are gods. You are dead. And Death owed us for something so we asked him to kill you."
Their eyes widened. "WHAT!?"
Time rubbed her ears. "Yeesh! You didn't have to be so loud. Anyways, your lives didn't go the way they were supposed to. We are going to send you back to you eleven year old selves. You need to unite the houses. Defeat Voldemort, preferably before your seventh year. Save everyone. Fuck up the death eaters, the ministry, and Dumbledore. And find your soul-mates."
Harry nodded. "Okay. That might be a bit hard. Can be done. Definitely. Was probably going to do it anyway. And once again, WHAT?!"
Fate's smile came back. "You two have soul-mates. All I can tell say is that they're both boys."
Hermione frowned. "What about Ron and Ginny?"
"Ron will be with Parvati. And really Hermione? Even if you had the choice you would not go good with Ron. Ginny is a good girlfriend for Harry, but as a wife no way. You can date other people, but if you feel a pull to someone don't ignore it." Time said.
Harry tilted his head to the side. He was okay with a boy for a soul-mate, he had thought about boys in that way before, but why hadn't he noticed his soul-mate before? And something else confused him. He was about to ask, but Hermione beat him to the punch.
"Why do we need to 'fuck up' Dumbledore?" She asked.
Fate sighed and opened her mouth to explain, but Time interrupted. "Think about it. In first year he placed a valuable object in a school with a dangerous beast guarding it. In second year, you, a thirteen year old girl, was able to figure out it was a basilisk before him, the 'greatest wizard of the century'. In third year why didn't he get Sirius's name cleared? He is the head of the Wizgamont and the ICW.
"Okay. So don't just accept what Dumbledore says. He kept a lot from you. And unite the houses before you become friends with Ron so you can show him that the other houses are okay. You can save everyone pretty easily because the first death was fourth year, so you have time. Alright?" Time asked.
Hermione looked crushed as she realized her hero wasn't what she thought he was, but she nodded nonetheless.
"Alright. No problem. Any chance to save Sirius and Remus and the rest of the order. All of the others as well. Also, I'm not sure if I can be friends with Malfoy. Are you sure you can't tell me who my soul-mate is?" Harry asked.
"You don't have to befriend Malfoy just don't antagonize him." Hemione said.
"Thank you Hermione. And no. All I can tell you is that he's not what you'd envision." Fate said.
"Okay. Back to the past...NOW!" Time yelled.
Harry heard a tapping noise. "Wake up!"
He was back to Dudley's birthday.
Hi! Badger here! Just to say the pairing will not be Drarry. Also I don't hate Ron and Ginny, but in my opinion they would be better with other people. In this story Harry is bi so if you don't like it well don't read. I don't know what house Harry and Hermione will be in yet, that is still up for debate. Be ready for the ministry fools to be fucked up! So hope you like the story. It will pick up the next chapter. Badger out!