Okay, yes, I know I've been out of the game for quite a while and I'm sorry for those who looked forward to my pieces, but I just got accepted to college and got my girlfriend back (long story about that) and my job has been working me to the bone so I really hadn't had much time. I just caught with Shippuuden! Seriously! Anyway, I tried something new this time around. NaruIno. I read a few I liked so I thought I could test it out. Please forgive me if it isn't that great. oh yeah, I'm under a new pen name. Just call me Humble Monk Miroku. Now, on to the fanfic!
World Full of Stupidity! The BAKA Chronicles!
Chapter 1: Coming back is for BAKA!
I came back... something inside me told me to. I should've stayed out of the village training with Jiraiya-sama. But he said it would be good to see our friends again. At age 18, I didn't really care. The two girls I thought I had a chance with moved on, so I thought I'd do the same, just in another village. Ero-sennin had other plans. So here I am, standing at the gates of Konohagakure, wondering if I should walk in. I hadn't been here in years and it felt weird, standing there like that. So I did walk in, only to wish I hadn't. I walked into one of the girls I had liked for a while.
"Na-Naruto-kun? Oh! Y-you're b-back!" Hinata said and hugged me. Of course I didn't hug her back, her mutt of a boyfriend was glaring me the whole while. I rolled my eyes, pulled her from me and walked on. I didn't have time for childish behavior like that.
"Is Naruto-kun okay?"
"Who knows. He vanishes for 5 years, suddenly shows up and doesn't give a damn about us? I
say leave him be." Kiba said, Akamaru barking in agreement.
I went up to the Hokage tower to find Jiraiya but instead I found the other girl. This just ain't my day... Upon opening the Hokage's door, Sakura and Lee quickly scattered from their little makeout session on Tsunade-baa-chan's desk and ran to opposite sides of the room.
"Please, like I couldn't tell what was going on. Sheesh, just who the hell do you think I am? You have each other's scent all over each other." I said, sniffing the air.
"Naruto-kun! When did you get back?!" Lee said, with his usual "inside voice".
"This morning. Don't waste your time with a party either Sakura. I ain't staying long. Two, maybe three days, tops." I said, rather coldly.
"Oh... well, we hadn't seen each other in so long. How 'bout we-." Sakura started but I cut her off.
"No. Thanks anyway." I said, turned, and walked away. Jiraiya wasn't there so there was no reason for me to be there either.
My search continued. I checked bars, strip joints and the hot springs. While at the hot springs, something dawned on me. Tsunade wasn't in her office, Jiraiya was missing, and he said he wanted to "see our friends again". I covered my mouth as I tried not to think about what activities they were doing. Old people sex is sick.
I left to the Ichiraku Ramen house and sat down, ordering my usual, 3 Miso ramen, large, 5 beef ramen, large, and 10 pork ramen, medium. The guy turned around and saw me. He smiled wide but said nothing, and went about making the ramen. I was glad. Less talking for me to do. As I waited, I looked around and this girl was walking by. I swear, I could have sworn I had saw her before but I couldn't place a name on her... wait, I think it was pig, or something like that. Anywho, she sat down at the house on the right end of me. She seemed so out of it so I didn't waste my time talking to her, but I looked at her, a lot. She was cute and such, but looked so down. I don't know why, but I felt bad for her.
"Naruto-kun, your ramen." the old man said and handed me a tray of ramen bowls. I smiled and took them. I started to eat my pork ramen and I saw her look up. She turned her head towards me as I did the same.
"Naruto?" she said, her voice softer than I remember it. Ah! That's her name!
"Ino! There. I remember it now. Right?" I asked her. That earned me a knock to the head, which hurt, a lot.
"How could you forget me?! Jerk!" she shouted and sat down next to me. "So, how are things? Your training and such?" she asked.
"Fine, it could be better. I would be out training my newest Rasengan combo but I'm stuck here because Jiraiya-sama wants to fuck Tsunade-baa-chan. What a waste." I said, finishing up another bowl and starting the next.
"I see. Well, it's always good to take a break every now and then." she said, smiling.
"Yeah, yeah. That's that same shit Jiraiya-sama fed me." I said, rolling my eyes. "Oh yeah, where's Shikamaru and Chouji?" I asked, hoping they'd show up so I could leave.
"Shikamaru is on yet another mission in Suna and Chouji is out on a date right now."
"A date? With who?" I asked. Okay, I thought it would be rather interesting to see who would date that blob.
"Well, do you see Ayame-san anywhere?" Ino asked as she pointed to the counter. I looked and, sure enough, Ayame was nowhere to be seen. "Yup, it's Ayame-san. Well, he lost a lot of weight since his eating partner left us so he decided to work out more and well, he's climbed the popularity charts ten folds!" she cleared up.
"Well, makes sense... sorta... anywho, Shikamaru in Suna? What's he doing there?" I asked.
"Probably fucking that wind chick, Temari. Not that I care." she said, eyes tearing up. Okay, so I got a soft spot for girls crying, what man doesn't?
"Hey, stop that. No need for all that teary eyed mess. You're Yamanaka Ino, you don't cry." I said as soft as I could. She looked up at me. She smiled and grabbed my jacket and cried. I held her until she was done. Which lasted some time. Kind of annoying, women and their emotions. But, I didn't mind, ya know? She is, after all, a close friend of mine. Maybe, just maybe, I shouldn't be such a jerk around everyone. Yeah, that sounds 'bout right. Thanks to that cryin', I'll go back to my old self, the number one, hyperactive and unpredictable ninja Konohagakure ever produced! ...Believe it!
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