I don't own Eyeshield 21! Except the OC is mine of course. (:

"Kaede-chan! You're wearing the boy's uniform again! When will you ever change? It's been like this since middle school!"

"Shhh, Kurita-kun! No one really knows I'm a girl!" Kaede smiled sheepishly as she put her index finger on her lips.

"Yeah you don't want to get her exposed, fucking fatty. She'll never buy you cake again" Hiruma laughed his "normal" evil laugh.

"Kaede-chan! You wouldn't!" Kurita cried. Kaede sensed him tearing inside. He always was very sensitive.

"No, of course not Kurita-kun! Don't always believe what this devil says!" Kaede said as she gave a one second glare at Hiruma.

"Kaede-senpai, Kurita-senpai, and Hiruma-senpai! We're waiting for you at practice!" Monta popped his head inside the highly modified (thanks to Hiruma) club room.

"We're coming fucking monkey! Keep catching those fucking balls!" Hiruma said gleefully as he ran out, chasing him with his heavy loaded machine gun.

"We should go to practice too," Kaede said looking at Kurita. "You go ahead, I'll be there after I change"

"Okay Kaede-chan! Then team will be waiting," Kurita smiled as he ran out the door.

Kaede walked into the changing room and took of the boy uniform and stared at her binded chest. "Man, what I do for football," she sighed as she quickly changed into her football uniform, number 3. As she walked out into the field Hiruma pointed his gun at her and yelled, "Come on we don't need a lazy fullback, you fucking girl!" Kaede sighed at her nickname.

"Tanaka-san! Tanaka-san!" A few girls gathered around Kaede as she walked out of the bathroom. (Men's of course). "Tanaka-san please accept this! I made this in cooking class just for you!"

"No! Tanaka-san! Accept mine!"

"Ah, girls! Thank you, thank you" Kaede smiled embarrassed as she accepted all the gifts the girls gave her. She had signed into Deimon High School as a boy so not even the principal knows that she is really, a girl. (She of course, forged her birth certificate)

"Hehe, guys, want some cake?" Kaede asked as she caught up to Hiruma, Kurita, and Musashi.

"Ah, Kaede-chan you are too popular!" Kurita said as he stared at the cake in her hands. He was of course, too nice to ask.

"Ah, Kurita-kun, I know you want some of this!" Kaede grinned as she handed him a slice. "And I know Hiruma-kun wants some of this too!"

"I don't want no fucking ca--" Hiruma was stopped in mid sentence as Kaede smashed a piece of cake at his face.

"Oh-ho-ho-ho!" Kaede laughed, "I got you now Hiruma-kun!" And she made a run for it.

"You fucking--- I'll kill you!" Hiruma yelled as she chased after her.

"Oh Hiruma, you're sooo scary. Too bad my 40 yard dash time is much faster than yours. I'm at 4.4, kekeke!" Kaede imitated Hiruma's laugh as she continued to dash down the field.

"Then I'll use long range, you fucking girl!" Hiruma pulled out his gun as he manically chased after her.

"Those idiots are always like this" Musashi said to no one in particular.

Author's note: And that's chapter one! If you have time please send a review!! I would truly appreciate it, whether it is an opinion, suggestion, or complete hate mail, please tell me about it! I am a new writer after all. I hope to continue in the future!