-WHACK- A stream of curses could be heard in the forest where Sango and Miroku were finding food. Miroku wasn't very unnerved, mumbling a sexual comment while rubbing his sore cheek, but wasn't expecting the next thing. WHACK!!! Miroku yelped as he –suddenly- found himself stuck in a tree after being whacked by the giant boomerang. He'd grin, raising a hand to comment, "Hehe, that's a new one." Sango groaned, smacking her forehead with her palm. Then she'd lament, "Why'd I get the luck to ever be with you, of all people." Shippo rocked on the balls of his feet in a nearby tree, snickering as he watched the show. "This is better than watching a fight!" He'd mumble under his breath.
Miroku yelped. "I can't get down! You'll hafta grab my leg and pull me!" He'd exclaim. Faking it, obviously. He could get down easily. It was just to force Sango to touch something close to his butt. Sango grimaced, and then sighed, rolling her eyes. She'd climb up to grab his foot, to pull him down. Of course, she let go when he got off, making him fall to the ground in a heap. "You're such a perv." She'd comment, leaping down to give him another thwack for her troubles. Miroku winced. He could feel a bump coming. Oh, how it would ruin the perfect hairstyle he'd gotten, and thus ruining him!
Sango raised a skeptical eyebrow at him as he thought aloud. "I thought you might not be vain before—almost—But I take that back." She'd say, standing to see if he would get up. He'd get up to swing his arm around her to smirk seductively, his arm getting lower, and lower, and—SMACK! Miroku wondered why it had taken her about a minute to react. After she did it, she'd huff. "You want a little treat? I'll give you one, jeez. . ." She took his face to catch him in a crushing kiss. But later. . .
Once Inuyasha came back with Kagome after going to visit a village, they were treated to quite a sight. Miroku was sleeping, drool dribbling out of his mouth. Parrently he was knocked out. Sango was sitting nearby with an amused expression, polishing her boomerang. She'd, before she knocked him out and hoped that he forgot about it, said, "You tell anyone, and I'll. . ." She'd hold up a fist for empathizement, and he'd held up his hands. "Alright, I get the point." She'd bonk him on the head to knock him out, and now here we are. Kagome poked Inuyasha's chest. "You owe me a buck and ninety nine." Inu just went, "Huh?" He had no idea what that was, but still produced a gold coin to hand to her sullenly.