Disclaimer: I do not own Drake & Josh, nor am I affiliated with Nickelodeon, Teen Nick, or wherever else they show the television program nowadays, hehe. But I do own the original characters featured in the story.
Author's Note: The long anticipated sequel to 'Sweet Sacrifice', this story is rated M for language and mature themes. Why else?
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"Are you sure this is how you do it?"
"Yes, Drake, I'm sure. I've done this so many times before, you wouldn't believe it."
"Actually, I think I would."
"Shut up", Jesse laughed.
On the same wall as the door in Drake and Josh's bedroom, Jesse was helping Drake hook up their new 42" plasma screen television to the entertainment center consisting of surround sound speakers, two (rather popular in the console war) video game systems, and a DVD player.
"There. Done.", Jesse announced, pretending to dust his hands off, "Told you I knew what I was doing. I worked at Best Buy when I was sixteen."
"Good for you.", Drake said, pretending not to care, "Now, which button does what?"
Jesse laughed as he walked Drake through the button layout on both remote controls, one for the television, one for the DVD player. "It's easy once you figure it out."
"Still babe, I can't believe you got all this for free."
"Well, I have connections. Not to mention I used to go out with a girl working there and she says I'm one of the best people she's ever met."
Drake laughed, "Yeah, well she's still stupid for breaking up with you."
Jesse shrugged his shoulders and plopped down onto the couch, pulling Drake with him. Putting his arm around his boyfriend, he smiled and nodded toward the television. "Why don't we see how the surround sound is?"
Drake put a movie in and waited for the company's logos to pass, when that stupid THX advertisement came on which makes that loud noise that always grasps your attention. The two covered their ears as Drake desperately tried to lower the volume.
"Jesus fucking Christ!", Drake yelled, "Could it get any louder?"
"Of course it can!", Jesse laughed, grabbing the remote. He cranked up the volume to as loud as it could go making Drake snatch it back and shut the DVD player off before the neighborhood went deaf.
"Give me the remote!", Drake demanded.
Jesse laughed, "What are you gonna do if I don't?"
Drake tackled him, pinning him down on the couch. Putting all his weight on him, the two wrestled for control of the remote. Jesse rolled Drake over so they both fell off the couch and Jesse had him pinned down on the carpet. "I told you babe, I'm stronger."
"Oh yeah?"
Drake kneed Jesse in the butt, sending him forward, groaning. Drake crawled out from under him and dragged him over to Josh's bed, pushing him on it. Drake went to tackle his boyfriend again, but Jesse instantly grabbed Drake the minute the two collided and rolled him over so once again, the blonde was on top. "What did I tell you?"
The brunette sighed and crossed his arms. "Fine. You win."
"What? I'm sorry, what was that?""I said you win.", Drake muttered.
Jesse smiled and leaned in, kissing Drake hard. "I love you, you know that?"
"Of course I do. I love you more though."
"No you don't."
"Yes I do."
"Wanna settle this with wrestling again?"
Drake shook his head, "No way, dude. I don't want to die."
Jesse laughed, "Smart move."
Climbing off him, Jesse pulled Drake up and sat on the edge of the bed with him. Putting his arm around his waist, Jesse kissed Drake again, his lips crashing with the other boy's. Drake stood up, bringing Jesse with him, the kiss still intact. Breaking it only for a moment to climb the short ladder to Drake's bed, the two collided together again like magnets and dropped onto the mattress.
A moment later, clothes were strewn about the floor surrounding Drake's bed, bed sheets all over the place, and moans heard in the room. The two were under the sheets, so if you were to walk in, you wouldn't see them, but you could imagine what they were doing. "Oh God, Jesse, don't stop!", Drake yelled.
"You like that, huh?", Jesse replied, a sexual tone in his voice.
Suddenly, Megan walked in the room, Josh's laptop in her arm. "Hey Drake, do you know where--oh my God!"
Drake's head popped out from under the covers, as well as Jesse's. The two boys gazed wide eyed at Megan who stood at the door, mouth agape. "Hi Megan", Drake answered plainly. "Josh is at work."
"Uhm…yeah", she stammered, "Just tell him I finished installing the new software on his laptop."
"Okay", Drake smiled, "Will do."
Megan turned to leave but turned around for a moment. "Boobs!", she insulted, leaving the room.
"Hey, I resent that!", Jesse answered back, even though she was gone. "I don't have boobs", he said to Drake, "I have a penis."
Drake laughed and climbed out from under the covers. "Well, I'm not even in the mood anymore."
Jesse did as well and sighed, "Stupid Megan, had to ruin our moment."
The two fixed the sheets and laid against their pillows together, holding hands. Jesse let go and turned on his side, his right arm around Drake's pillow, his left hand caressing his boyfriend's stomach and sensitive area. "Still, that was fun."
"Yeah, I have to admit, it was."
Jesse cleared his throat and looked at the clock. "Do you still want to go to the arcade, or do you just want to stay with me all day?"
"Well, I'll be with you at the arcade, but I'd rather be alone with you. I mean, if you don't mind."
"No, of course I don't. You're more fun than an arcade."
"Well thank you, baby."
Jesse smiled and kissed Drake on the cheek. He turned so he laid on his back again and looked out the window. "Today is so beautiful for a Saturday."
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know. Well, usually, Saturdays for me are never this nice outside. It's always this nice when there's school the same day."
Drake nodded. "Yeah, I know."
"You wanna go outside?"
"Can I go like this? I don't feel like getting dressed again."
"Yeah. Then maybe we can fuck in the backyard for the whole neighborhood to see."
"Can we really?", Drake asked, pretending to be in love with that idea.
"When pigs fly."
Drake went to speak but Jesse covered his mouth. "And no, that does not include Josh with wings."
Drake started laughing hysterically, Jesse just staring at him since he didn't think it was that funny. The two got dressed and went outside, sitting in the backyard. "See, now I'm bored", Drake complained.
Jesse sighed, "There's no pleasing you, is there?"
"You know what pleases me."
"Oh, so now you're in the mood?"
"I'm easily persuaded."
"Yeah, I know that", Jesse replied, recalling an event where he persuaded Drake into making out with him in a Wal-Mart bathroom, "And that bathroom was disgusting too."
"You wanted to make out in there!", Drake replied, remembering what Jesse was talking about.
"Whatever."
"Can we please? Now I want to again."
"Ugh, fine. On one condition."
"What?"
"You make me brownies when we're done."
"Deal", Drake smiled, kissing Jesse on the cheek. The two ran back upstairs and undressed again, and the minute the two started, Drake moaned loud.
In response, Megan yelled from her room, "Will you two keep it quiet?!"
The two boys laughed hysterically but continued what they were doing. Drake and Jesse loved each other so much, and it seemed like nothing could tear them apart.
Chapter One is finished! I thought I'd add a handful of humor to the opening chapter, so I hope you all loved it! Let me know by leaving a review, and expect chapter two very soon!