WARNING : Smut, Yaoi, BoyxBoy, Cussing, Sex Scenes, Violence ( If You Are 15 Years Or Younger Or Do Not Like Yaoi PLEASE Turn Back Now! )

*Disclaimer : I do not own Ed, Edd or Eddy. I do not own any characters used. This is just me innocently taking my favorite cartoon characters and creating a more mature version of it. *Looks down mumbling* ( And because I really wanna see my yaoi story of them come to life) *Deeply Blushes* Now! To the story!

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Chapter 1: Junkyard

"Hey! Sockhead! Quit slacking off! The sooner we get this done the sooner I can get my hands on those jawbreakers." Eddy said while rummaging through the dump for props they could use for their next scam.

"I'm terribly sorry Eddy", Double D said apologetic, "I didn't get enough sleep last night , because I was up studying late for tomorrows science test."

"Studying is for losers! Do what I do and cheat."

"Cheat?!" Double D shouted in shock. Even though Double D knew very well that Eddy has been cheating for as long as he's exsisted.
"I'm sorry Eddy, but mother always said." (Double D trying to impressionate his mom) "Edward do remember this, if one cheats whatsoever than one cheats at life no matter what situation you are in." He said waving one finger in the air with his other hand on his hip. "And you know mother's know best."

"HA! Spare me the lecture sockhead, but Mom always told me if your handed the opportunity...SNATCH IT BEFORE SOME OTHER LOSER DOES!"

"Do correct me if I'm wrong Eddy? But I don't think that's how that saying goes?" Double D said while scratching the top of his head. (Or as we all know...his hat.)

"Potato tomotoe! The point is cheating is easier, and I'm sticking with it."

"If that is the path you choose I won't get in your way."

"Speaking of in your way. Where'd Ed go?" Eddy said looking around.

"He called saying Sara needed his help with something."

"WHAT! Your saying we have to carry all these junks by ourselves?!" Eddy screamed dropping everything in his hands.

"Well who else if not us?"

"...It was a rhetorical question!"

"Oh."

"Whatever! Lets just get this over with before I blow a fuse in this heat!" Eddy said wiping his brows of sweat off.

"It is getting close too summer." Double D said struggling to carry the props they had picked up from the junk yard.

"UUUUGGGHH! What's Sara need Ed for anyways? If you ask me she's probably using him to carry all her shopping bags for her, when he should be here helping us carry all these JUNKS!"

"Now. Now Eddy don't be too upset with Ed. You know he's glad to help his little sister with whatever assistance she needs, considering the fact she didn't want anything to do with him before. We should be happy for him."(Everyone's in high school except Jimmy and Sara whose in 8th grade)

"I know that sockhead! I'm just saying unnecessary things, because I'm carrying a large pile of junk and its HOT!"

Double D smiled at the thought of Eddy being very caring towards his friends, considering the fact that they are all very different from each other. But that is why Double D enjoys being around them, having being friends since childhood all the way to senior year of high school was what kept Double D from being stuck in his room all day. Double D was thankful for ever second he spent with his two best friends.

After what seemed like forever both Eddy and Double D collapsed on the earth beneath them, panting hard as if they had ran a marathon but finished last. Laying there in the cool shade beneath the trees for what seemed like heaven to the two, soon heard a rustle coming from a bush nearby them. Both jumped up in surprise from the noise considering there was no wind hard enough to make even the leaves on the trees flow. Unconsciously Eddy grabbed Double D hiding him behind him, while slowly but cautiously walking towards the bush the noise was coming from. (In this version of the story Eddy has gotten taller since Jr High as tall as Ed is to be exact, so he's no longer the short shrimp we all know and love.) Getting closer to the scene Eddy jumped in the bush without thinking twice who or what it maybe.

"OUCH!"

"THE FUCK!" Eddy yelped in surprise while Double D had already ran for cover.

To their surprise the person behind the bushes was someone who they would've least expected it to be.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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