On a starry night a person was finding himself unable to sleep ;but this person was no ordinary human being. In fact he was not a human at all .His name is Vegeta and he is a saiyan, a species with extraordinary strength and the ability to manipulate their life force(known as ki).He was thinking of his people( who were all in hell according to him )and he was finding it quite unbearable to acknowledge the fact that the only saiyans that were left including him were a dimwitted idiot named Kakarott and his two half-breeds Gohan and Goten who were basically neglecting their proud heritage solely due to the presence of Kakkarot's harpy of a wife.
"Oh how I wish I could get my kingdom and my subjects back",Just then a thought struck him that tempted him to curse his own sanity.Of course he could wish them back! . He was now seriously considering killing himself for the fact that he had forgot his mission for all these years and instead knocked up a blue-haired bimbo named Bulma and got a half-breed of his own(although he did not regret the knocking up part ,the woman was an amazingly good lay).So here he was thinking about going to sleep again when all of a sudden the sun started to rise. "Oh for kami's sake can't you just go back and rise a little bit later" Vegeta yelled to the sun. When he got no answer from the sun it caused him to lose what little control he had of his temper and he blasted it to oblivion with a big bang attack.
"VEGETAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" a voice bellowed.'Oh shit' he thought 'the blue wench is up'. He was just thinking about fleeing to the Tibet and seeking refuge from the Dalai Lama when a woman with teal hair came down the stairs from their room. Vegeta was merely thinking of the shithole that he had dragged himself in when she started "How many times have I told you not the blow up the sun for the fun of it .It leads to precious dragonball wishes being wasted" Bulma lectured him in an all-knowing voice. "Get lost woman you are not my mother, I am a free man" Vegeta retorted seeming to enjoy the rich colour that was now accumulating on her face. "OHHH you are insufferable and it would be best for you and your gravity chamber to go and find those dragonballs so that we can wish the kami-damned sun back!" "Whatever and oh one more thing woman I will be wishing my people and my kingdom back".
"WHATTTT!! I will make you know that you are not going to perform this idiotic act as long as I am alive. Don't you remember the fact that they are nothing more than savage barbarians?"Bulma screamed in her highest voice, desperately trying to convince Vegeta to abandon his goal .Vegeta just smirked although inwardly he was cringing due to the beating handed out by Bulma to his sensitive ears."But as far as I know you seem to like a certain someone who was their prince am I right woman?" Vegeta said while tilting his head sideways, a move that was sure to break her stand on this issue." Just shut up and get to work you lazy moron before we have to suffer a second ice age" Bulma screamed.
"FINE!!" Vegeta yelled and stormed out through a makeshift exit in the roof. "DAMN YOU VEGETAAA THAT IS THE SECOND HOLE THIS WEEK" Bulma screamed and flung a frying pan at the nearest thing to her which unfortunately were the controls to the gravity chamber. 'Oh shit' Bulma thought,' better get to work quickly or Vegeta will skin me alive'. Then she quickly got to work...
On the other hand Vegeta was faring quite well as he rocketed past the countryside. He was just thinking about how luxurious life on his home planet was when he felt a tiny pinprick near his stomach. He had barely began to notice it when it transformed into full-fledged pain and he was forced to land rather unceremoniously (crash is a better word) on the ground. 'what in the name of kami is happeni...AHHHHHHHHHH' Vegeta was interrupted from his thoughts as the pain increased tenfold and he fell to the ground screaming in agony. His vision began to blur as tears appeared in his eyes and in his delusional state he could think of only one solution-pray to kami. He was just about to comply with his brain's order when he snapped out of it and began cursing himself for even thinking of praying to Piccolo. 'I would have prayed to him if I were you' a voice popped into his head-a voice that he knew all too well.
'PICCOLO HOW DARE YOU POP INTO MY ROYAL HEAD WITHOUT PERMISSION' Vegeta roared his thoughts through their mental link.'hey at least think a little less louder when you are conversing with me, it's not my fault that I have ultra-sensitive sensing equipment y'know 'Piccolo replied attempting to sound hurt but failing miserably in the process .'Just shut up and tell me if you had anything to do with this shitty pain that has been hogging me for the past 5 minutes!!' Vegeta thought back. 'maybe...maybe not' piccolo replied in an ultra-sweet voice hoping to tick Vegeta off once more but surprisingly he did not take the bait and instead began to smirk inwardly(how he does that we will never know).
'You know Piccolo if you don't tell me the cure than I can always tell Kakkarot that you are gay and have been sizing him up from the day you two met' Vegeta replied barely able to control his joy at having piccolo cornered. 'How did yo-I mean why are you spinning this absurd lie?' Piccolo thought back with a twinge of panic. 'or I could tell him about the time when you molested Gohan at the tender and innocent age of six although I doubt that he would understand this so I have even taken the liberty of presenting him with photos 'Vegeta said, pushing Piccolo's buttons even further which obviously worked as a scream of rage was heard all around the world.
'YOU LITTLE VEGETABLE!!YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING OR I WILL KILL YOU BY INCREASING THIS PAIN A HUNDREDFOLD' Piccolo screamed in rage at Vegeta. 'Even if I get killed I will still tell Kakkarot about this via king kai so please do tell me the cure or someone will become Kakkarot's public enemy no.1' Vegeta replied inwardly congratulating himself for achieving complete control over Piccolo through blackmail. 'all right all right the cure is grass and I am formally cutting off my connection to you so goodbye!! 'Piccolo growled and shut off the mental link. It took Vegeta a second to comprehend the fact that he would have to eat grass to get rid of this unbearable pain which had now returned to hit him full force after returning from the depths of his mental abode. 'No way! There is absolutely no way that I will stoop down to that green freak's level and eat grass'. But he was fast losing consciousness due to the enormous drainage that had happened during the mental conversation. "Well here goes nothing" Vegeta said and ate a mouthful of grass before all went black...
After waking up two hours ago and searching for the dragon's balls for about 30 minutes on the other side of the world Vegeta was getting ready to summon the green scaly freak known as Shen-long. "Get the hell out here you green freak I have some wishes to demand from you!" Vegeta yelled. And as usual the sky turned dark (although as it was already dark as the sun had been pretty much obliterated by yours truly but anyway it still got darker)'guess the dragon likes dramatic effects quite a lot' Vegeta mused. Immediately lightning flashed and the dragon appeared looking positively annoyed "SPEAK YOUR WISHES PUNY MAN" the dragon spoke, quite enjoying tormenting the flame-haired prince.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr just grant me these wishes you overgrown lizard, I want the sun back in business and ..."Vegeta paused contemplating the pros and cons of the situation .Wishing his kingdom back would give him the chance to spend his now-miserable life with his kin and would rid him of Kakkarot the annoying baka's presence but it would also lead to deprivation of sex from Bulma. "HURRY UP MORTAL MY PATIENCE IS WANING" the dragon boomed. 'Well here goes' he thought and then spoke: "I wish that my former planet of Vegeta would be restored along with its inhabitants to it's final glory"."THIS IS A VERY STRENOUS TASK EVEN FOR ME BUT NO MATTER IT SHALL BE DONE FOR I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY-" ."Yea yea we all know how mighty you are so cut the theatrics and get the hell out of here"Vegeta said while disrupting the dragon's self-glorifying speech. The dragon glared at the haughty prince for a moment and then rocketed off into the now-blue sky. 'I hope that all goes well' Vegeta sighed and then took off for Capsule Corporation.
OK guys I have corrected this chapter(YET AGAIN!!) and I will not ask you to review but ignore me and do so anyways so that I can be happy. Also any Oc I introduce will NOT be a major character or play a major part in this story.