"The Music Man" Song Renaming
Here is a little renaming of the songs from "The Music Man (Movie Version)":
- (Rock Island) What Are You, Businessmen or Lawyers?
- (Iowa Stubborn) Hi, We All Hate Each Other, but Don't Worry We'll Learn to Hate You Too.
- (Ya Got Trouble) I'm Better Than A Lawyer…I'm a "Music Man (yeah right)."
- (Piano Lesson) Oooh, We Can Talk in Scales.
- (Goodnight, My Someone) Well, Well, Marian is Lonely…Who Knew?
- (Seventy-Six Trombones) You Want Proof That I Can Teach Students How to Play Instruments? Okay, Picture This…An Impossible Band.
- (Sincere) Rats, Foiled!
- (The-Sadder-But-Wiser Girl For Me) Look, Help Me Make This Girl Think I Love Her So We Can Con Everyone.
- (Pick-A-Little) Just More Proof That We Hate Each Other.
- (Goodnight, Ladies) Rats, Foiled Again.
- (Marian the Librarian) Hmm, Someone's Not Getting Any Tonight.
- (My White Knight) Harold Hill's an Insensitive Jerk.
- (Gary, Indiana) He Went To College There As Much As I Don't Hate Typos…I Hate Redoing My Work.
- (Wells Fargo Wagon) The Ice Cream Truck of the Early 1900's.
- (Shipoopi) Space-Filler!
- (Till There Was You) …I Don't Believe It, She Fell For the Con Man.
- (Seventy-Six Trombones/Goodnight, My Someone Reprise) Ha ha, the Con Man Fell in Love!