These are not my characters. They belong to the author Janet Evanovich and thank you for letting us borrow them and run with our fantasies.

Anthem- Nickelback's S.E.X. and Something in your Mouth Definitely

I got a little, okay, a lot off track with Steph and Lester while writing "Wind". You'll recognize a scene from "Wind" that started this little game. I cut it and the result was this dirty ditty that turned into a bigger story and then a bigger story. I have written two polar opposite scenarios and endings for the same story. The stories are almost identical through Chapter four and then they go two different directions. The second story is called Exercise-Fallout. Give a vote on your favorite later!

These are about Stephanie and her struggles with love and her moral Burg girl upbringing. Yummy Lester. He and Ranger are what romance novels and fantasies are made of. Enjoy.

Thanks to Mandyh my beta for all the help and patience with my questions!

Warning-Smutty smut smut Alert. This is a dirty ditty be warned!

The Exercise-The Fallout

Chapter 1

Joe and I had been permanently broken up for two months. When he put his foot down and demanded that I marry him or else, I chose the "or else" and sadly closed a large chapter in my life. My heart had not really been in the relationship for a long time. Finally saying the words I needed to say was like a weight off of me. I felt like I had a new freedom to explore other possibilities in my life without guilt. I didn't want marriage right now and I definitely didn't want the Burg life. I was sure of that.

Ranger, the other guy in my life that didn't do relationships anyway, had now been gone for longer than Morelli and I had been over. It had gone from raining too much of a good thing to nothing at all. I felt a long dry spell coming on.

I was currently lonely and horny and had already gone through two shower massagers. This was the pathetic life I was pondering while I listened to Rex running on his little wheel. That's the way I felt sometimes; like I was running and not really getting anywhere, just riding the never ending damn wheel. "You go Rex," I sighed.

I dressed, grabbed my coffee go mug and headed to my cubby at Rangeman. This was my current part time job. It kept me paying rent while my pervy cousin Vinnie's new bonds office was getting re-built and up and going again. Business was really slow right now. I had finished my morning searches and it was almost lunch time. Lester came up behind me and bent his head down in front of mine. "Shorty's or Pino's?" "Ummm"…He grabbed my hand and pulled me to the elevator. He pulled me into him and kissed me. When the tongue started, I pushed him away. "You're such a horny toad Santos!"

"I aim to please gorgeous. We'll go to Shorty's today. It's half price meatball sub day."

"Yum." We were eating our subs and I had evidently gotten tomato sauce on my bottom lip. Lester gave me the come here finger and I leaned close to him. He took his tongue and licked my lower lip slowly ending with an "ummm." I closed my eyes. I was so hot I was ready to explode. I looked into his bright eyes.

"Would you like to go dancing tonight gorgeous?" He smiled.

"Yes, I think I would."

He grinned. "I'll pick you up at your apartment at 2000 hours."

"Oh brother," I mumbled. He pinched me playfully and we tipped the waitress and left Shorty's.

I was deciding which pair of FMPs to wear and expecting Lester any minute now when the doorbell rang. I checked the peephole and holy shit! I swung the door open and perused him from the bottom of his knee high leather boots slowly to the top of his head and all the way back down again and I think I may have licked my lips and swallowed.

He grinned, "Gorgeous if you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to carry you off to your bedroom and satisfy that lusty look in your eyes."

"Jeez, I'm sorry Les, but you look hot! I'm used to you in cargos and jeans and sweats."

His silky dark brown hair was below his ears and wavy. He had it tucked behind his ears and he had diamond studs in those ears. They matched the mischievous glint in his eyes and made his pearly whites even brighter. He had on a black muscle shirt with a skull on it and incredibly tight leather pants with studs down the sides tucked into his leather boots. Lordy, the way those leather pants looked stretched against that generous package.

I shook myself. "Come in here and help me with my shoe choice."

He walked in my room and looked in my closet.

"I see the ones I want you to wear. Sit on the bed."

He picked up a pair of black 4-inch lace up peep toe FMPs.

He got down on one knee and looked in my eyes then slowly picked up my leg behind the knee and rubbed his thumb there for few seconds and moved it across and slowly slid his hand all the way down my calf and he caressed my foot. I closed my eyes and sucked in my breath. That simple gesture was so erotic my panties were smoking under my skirt from the heat. He put the shoe on and slowly laced it and picked up the other leg and began that same erotic slide all the time looking in my eyes with a small grin lingering at the corners of his mouth.

"I love your expressive blue eyes gorgeous. You hide nothing in those baby blues. I could lose myself in those eyes." He finished lacing the other shoe and took my hand. "I'm ready for some dancing, you?" He winked at me.

I had inherited a new Porsche from Ranger due to my latest car debacle. Lester got in the driver's seat and grinned at me. Whoa, was he sexy. He blended into the leather seats like a glove.

We got to the club and Lester paid the parking attendant and crossed to my side of the car, opened the door, and grabbed my hand. He tipped the door attendant and led me to the bar. "What's your pleasure gorgeous?"

"Umm, Mojito," I said. He smiled and he put his arm around me.

We downed a drink and he pulled me to the dance floor. Nickelback's Something in Your Mouth was playing

Lester walked behind me and rubbed against my backside then put his hand around my waist and began to sway his hips pulling mine with him. Then he began to grind to the song and I closed my eyes and met his grinds. He put his other arm around my shoulder and neck. He whispered in my ear, "Mmm…naughty, so sexy." I was lost in the sensations he was creating in me. His smell together with the smell and feel of that leather was intoxicating.

Then Evanescence's Going Under began to play and he held me in place and put his cheek against mine and began that rhythmic sway again slowly moving his hands down my sides and back up. When he headed down my front to the promised land, I smacked his hand. He just gave me a sexy grin and turned me around and put his arms around me and pulled me close to him. I felt like I was going to combust from his intensity. He put his lips against my neck and just breathed into my skin.

Wow. I closed my eyes thinking about all the dirty things I'd like to do with this sexy man. If I jumped him and rode him like Zorro he could probably make all my current worries go away for a little while. I sighed. He seemed to sense my tension and pulled me closer. "Mmmm, you smell good beautiful," and he ran his hand down to my ass and gently moved my hips with his. I moaned.

When I opened my eyes people were staring at us. Girls in the club were looking at me with envy. "Les, let's get another drink."

We had a couple more drinks and danced more. Our moves were fluid and sensual. He was the best dance partner I'd ever had, next to Ranger. I felt a little sad and pushed the thoughts away.

I was feeling a little light headed and Lester kissed me on the cheek and took my hand and led me out of the club. He got the car and put me in the passenger seat. I was relaxed from the drinks and the soft thrum of the engine lulled me into sleep as we headed to my apartment.

I was going to have an orgasm. Oh, it's been so long. "Ohh," I cried out. "Ohhh…" Then my eyes slammed open and I shrieked.

"Lester! Omigod! What just happened?"

"Mutual wet dream gorgeous; multiple orgasms. It was a beautiful thing. You rode my morning wood to the promise land." He beamed.

I peeked under the damp covers. "Lester you're naked! I'm naked and covered in… I'm so embarrassed. I attacked you? How did I get naked Lester?" He shrugged his shoulders. "Right! I guess next, you're going to tell me you didn't look!" All he could do was grin.

"You horny, gorgeous?"

"No, maybe, yes, dammit!"

I grabbed the sheet and started to scramble out of the bed.

"Wait Steph, please." I stopped and lay flat breathing hard. "We didn't have sex. We both had a wet dream. A very good one. Talk to me."

"Lester, I've been really…It's been a while..Oh fuck. I attacked you in your sleep. That about says it all."

He took my hand and kissed it. "Glad I could help with that, horny girl." Big wolf grin.

Then I smacked him hard. "Oww! That hurt."

"Steph wait. We're friends and I adore you. I can help you with this without intercourse; you know penetration, if that's what you want. An orgasm is an orgasm whether by your hand, your shower massager, or my hand. He grinned at me and raised a finger.

"How the hell do you know about my shower massager?"

"It's a super charged model and it looks like you have another new one." He wiggled his finger. "I can do better than you or the shower massager with one finger and my voice."

"What? I'm not talking about this. I'm getting up. I grabbed the sheet and looked back. I groaned. My God, was he one hot naked man. Lighter skinned than Ranger, smaller waist leading up to a perfect eight pack, perfect ass, and perfectly matched...shit he was hung. He was grinning at me with his tousled hair around his ears and his almost golden bedroom eyes smoldering at me. Damn those dimples and those pearly white teeth. I licked my lips and turned and took two steps back to him and stopped. What the hell was I getting ready to do?

"Gorgeous trust me on this. I can take you places you never dreamed just with your imagination. You come to me when you're ready. This won't change our relationship. If you'll trust me, I can teach you some very good things. Do you trust me?" Double eye waggles.

"Of course I trust you, you're one of my best friends but you're a horndog." He winked at me and gave me a wolf grin.

He slowly got out of bed and walked his gorgeous naked body past me to the bathroom. I gushed, mercy, Les. He put Lula's Herbert Horsecock to shame. My hand wanted to reach for his taut ass and attach itself like a flesh eating bacteria. I wanted to bite it.

I shook my head. Jeez, I'm losing it. I gotta' get the poo out of my brain. Is it possible to lose brain cells from terminal horniness?

I grabbed my robe and went to the kitchen to make coffee.

TBC