In outside the temple after Jesus was having some witty banter with Peter until a guard approached him.
"Pontius Pilate has requested to see you for tea and scones in the temple"
He informed in, his voice cracking on the world 'requested' making Jesus chuckle.
Without hesitation he accepted the offer and followed the guard. They entered through the front door and went down a winding dark corridor that lead to another dark area.
"Where are we?" Jesus asked nervously
It was so dark he couldn't even see his hands. He heard a rustling noise next to him and suddenly the area lit up. Jesus was in another Hunger Games style arena and it appeared the guard turned into a gorilla. A hungry one.
As fast as a bullet he ran away down a long bridge, down the rope, run, under fire, run, jump, run, left turn, run, right turn, avoid a branch, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, left turn, under fire, run, over river, run, under log, run, coin, coin, coin, trip on a branch.
"Fuck" Jesus uttered to himself
The gorilla was right on Jesus' tail. Run, right turn, coin, coin, coin, magnet, coincoincoin coincoincoin, over river, coincoincoincoincoincoincoin coincoin, coincoincoincoin, coincoin, coin, run, right turn, avoid a branch, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, left turn, under fire, run, over river, run, under log, run, coin, coin, coin, on a cart, lean, lean lean, coin, coin, coin, duck, lean, lean, fly out at the other end, run, run, run.
It continued like this for days until God finally helped him and spoke to the gorilla's parents. The gorilla was grounded until further notice and Jesus was free to tell parables again.