Naruto Randomness
Part 1- 15 years A.S.S.S.
Naruto ran through the woods, "Damn it Sasuke! I won't let you get away with this!" he yelled.
"If you try anything," said the unseen Sasuke, "I'll simply kill them all."
"I won't let you do that! I told you before: someone who can't save their friends can't be Hokage!" he stopped and looked around, "Tell me where you are!"
"No."
Naruto formed the tiger sign and mumbled, "Come on Kyuubi! Don't let me down!"
Red-orange chakra shot up around him, "I know you can see Kyuubi, but you can't stop Kyuubi!"
Sasuke appeared in front of him, "Then prove it to me, Lord Hokage!"
Sasuke activated his Sharingan and they ran toward each other, fists clashing. They continued to exchange blows until Naruto back flipped up on to one of the trees and, as his first tail lashed out, he jumped back down toward Sasuke.
Sasuke jumped out of the way and took his Kusanagi out, "Chidori Nagashi!" he shouted as he sliced the sword down, cutting off Naruto's right arm.
His chakra started to bubble and his arm flew right back and reattached itself.
Naruto conjured two shadow clones and began to form, "Wind Release: Rasenshuriken!"
Sasuke barely dodged it and Naruto hit a tree, which fell on his foot.
Sasuke walked up to him and stood over him, laughing hysterically.
"What?" Naruto snapped.
"Mega burn!" Sasuke laughed, "I totally pwned you!"
"Huh?"
"It was all a joke! I was never going to take over the village!"
"Wait! Where are the villagers?"
"Here we are!" all the villagers called from the sidelines.
Naruto passed out.