Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors nor one of the most popular novels made by Luo Guanzhong.
A/N: I thought about writing a DW fic that talks about what the other characters think of my favorite character. This fic is a 4 parter.
Chang Shan's Savior: Like him or Hate him
Koei headquarters this afternoon….
Everyone sits down in a huge circle all respectfully in their sides. (Later Han, Wei, Shu, and Wu)
"Ok, we're going to discuss an interesting topic today regarding to Zhao Yun's abuse," Zhuge Liang said.
"Where is Zhao Yun?" Cao Cao asked.
"He's not joining, because he is our primary discussion," Zhuge Liang answered as he continues, "Now, tell me what you all think about The Dragon of Chang Shan?"
Everyone gulped, but Xiahou Dun grumbles.
"Ok, how about you first Zhou Yu? He's been a nuisance to you during the campaign for Jing Nan," Zhuge Liang said.
"….whatever, I don't care for the guy. He's not…smart," Zhou Yu said.
"Ok, I take that as your opinion. Since you decide to leave yourself wounded by Cao Ren's troops," Zhuge Liang taunted.
"grrr…" Zhou Yu knew this is a pointless meeting with his most annoying rival, Xiao Qiao felt worried.
"Next is Xu Zhu," The sleeping dragon turns his attention to the sleeping tiger.
"…Huh? Oh, what are you talking about? Oh yeah, Zhao Yun. Well he's better than Ma Chao. Yawn…this is boring," Xu Zhu said.
"Oh please…why does everyone keep saying that he's better than me? If only that fattard didn't get in my way at Tong Gate!" Ma Chao complained.
"That's my bodyguard!" Cao Cao smiled as he pat Zhu in the back.
"Hmph! You won't be alive if he wasn't assigned to the battle murder!" Ma Chao said.
"That's enough, now next person is Xing Cai," Zhuge Liang points at the Empress of Shu.
"Sigh…I wish he left my husband for dead at Chang Ban. Anyway, he makes a better husband than Liu Chan," Xing Cai said.
"I told him he is more needed to me than my family. Why did he have to run towards Cao Cao's side to save my insolence child?" Liu Bei said.
"Hey brother, it's the honorable thing to do; the most inevitable of his character portrayal," Zhang Fei said.
"Dad, please do NOT defend Liu Chan's rescue," Xing Cai said.
"But, baby, that would take away the most important thing about him," Zhang Fei said.
"Amazing, even Liu Bei is not satisfied of the astonishing display of Zhao Yun's might at Chang Ban! That's why I'm supposed to obtain him. Don't worry, Liu Chan would be safe in my hands, but Zhao Yun must join me! I'll make all my soldiers like him and win the battle of chi bi!" Cao Cao said.
"Zilong will never join you Mengde!" Liu Bei said.
"Ok ok, next is Taishi Ci," Zhuge Liang said.
"I'm grateful to be his best friend since we both repelled Yuan Shao at Bei Hai," Taishi Ci said.
"Hey that's why you've been a troublesome opponent when I first met you at Jian Ye," Sun Ce said.
"Glad I choose the right person to talk about Zhao Yun. Now next person is the Tiger of Jiang Dong," Zhuge Liang said.
"Well, if I'm the Tiger of Jiang Dong, then he's the Dragon of Hei Bei!" Sun Jian said.
"Yean yeah…unlike him, I made you even stupider to get ambushed at Jiang Xia by Huang Zu. Thanks to Liu Biao following the scheme that is 'The death of the Tiger of Jiang Dong'" Yuan Shao said.
"You will fool me no more Yuan Shao because I already exposed your dishonorable plot also your brother is involved to lying to me about invading Jing!" Sun Jian said.
"In that case, Zhao Yun defect you," Liu Bei rolleyed.
"Hmph…I don't need him anymore, Yan Liang and Wen Chou are better," Yuan Shao said.
"HAHAhAHAAHAHA" Zhang Fei laughed so hard along with Guan Yu.
"Hey Yuan Sho, look out the window, Zhao Yun fans putting Yuan Shao sucks signs," Cao Cao smiled.
"WHAT!" Yuan Shao looks out the window.
"Now our next person is my friend Pang Tong," Zhuge Liang said.
"Zhao Yun is decent," Pang Tong said.
"Right on, next is Zhang He," Zhuge Liang shuddered.
"He's the most beautiful warrior ever exist and most noble-like. If only he stayed with us and win Guan Du," Zhang He said.
"I said we don't need him you faggot!" Yuan Shao shouted.
"Hey watch your mouth, senile jerk," Zhen Ji said.
"Disgusting slut, you also are no longer needed and not worthy of being my daughter in law!" Yuan Shao said.
"Haha, I can still have her and father didn't mind it, noble punk," Cao Pi taunted.
"Oh hell, can we go on…" Zhen Ji groaned.
"Ok, next is my lord Liu Bei," Zhuge Liang said.
"I don't know how to say this, but…he shall always be called my little brother. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and I have been here because of him. Gongsun Zan's Bai Mai legacy shall be forever in our army's presence with Yun in our side against the traitors of the Han Empire," Liu Bei said.
Cao Cao did a weak clap the same thing Yuan shao does. Dong Zhuo laughs so hard hearing Liu Bei's cheesy display of "Long live the Han" speeches. The sun family on the other hand is speechless.
"Traitors of the Han Empire? You all are traitors of the people. FUCK THE HAN!" Zhang Jiao cried.
"Get out of here!" Everyone said as they throw the Yellow Turban bandit out of Koei building.
"Why even bother? He has a point. Han sucks that's why I killed it and name it the Wei Empire!" Cao Pi said.
"Shut up Pi…I never said you can abduct the Han empire by force," Cao Cao said.
"That's why I rightfully self proclaim myself emperor of Wu," Sun Quan said.
"But, I'm the founder," Sun Jian said.
"And I'm the Protector," Sun Ce said.
"Ok, next is the God of War," Zhuge Liang said.
"Me?" Lu Bu questioned.
"No, my brother you dog," Zhang Fei rolleyed.
"Zhao Yun is a man of honor. He is indeed my equal unlike the old fart," Guan Yu stares at Huang Zhong.
"You brat, learn to respect the elderly!" Huang Zhong argued.
"Ah ha! The God of War getting lectured by granddaddy," Xiahou Yuan taunted.
"Ok, next is …Sima Yi…" Zhuge Liang gives a grim look at his eternal rival.
"Oh, Kong Ming! You finally decided to pick me of all fools. Hahaha! Ok let me think…he's better than Ma Su? Isn't it obvious why you lost Jie Ting…" Sima Yi questioned with a Devil's Advocate smile.
"……." Zhuge Liang didn't speak for his failure.
"Hahaha, so it's true. You do have a lack of eye on your subjectives responsibilities and talents. Did you once cried after Zhao Yun died, "I've lost my right arm!" Hahahahah, serves you right," Sima Yi said.
"That's why…I don't…trust Zhuge Liang…" Wei Yan said.
"Zhuge Liang trusted Ma Su. Hahahah, Ma Su. Lets see, he was a one hit wonder at the Conquest of Nan Zhong," Sima Yi laughed along with his buddy Hao Zhao.
"I knew without Zhao Yun, the capture of Jie Tingwas a piece of cake. Gentlemen, I finally made a name of myself there," Zhang He said.
"Zhuge Liang, where did you order Zhao Yun to?" Liu Bei asked.
"Sigh…the yangte pass, near Chang An…" Zhuge Liang said.
"Prime Minister! I kept protesting Ma Su's camping at the mountain top along with Wang Ping, but he punished Wang Ping while not heed his advice…I told you we could of let Zhao Yun take the responsibility and have that incompetent take the pass," Jiang Wei said.
"Hahahahah, I thought you were quite smart, but the heavens have spoken. Nobody is perfect," Sima Yi said.
"My lord and Liu Chan had Feishi demote Zhao Yun after the incident," Xing Cai said.
"But, he wasn't responsible of the loss, why did my son agree the demotion. Damn, I was wrong about how he'll turn as the Shu han emperor…" Liu Bei said.
"You raised your son as a banquet junky…' Cao Cao said.
Cao Pi keeps laughing at all this insolence.
"Hey, why are you laughing, Pi. My kingdom beat you twice at the chang jiang," Sun Quan said.
"That's only because of me, Xu Sheng, Sun Shao, and Ding Feng, my lord," Lu Xun said.
"Lu Xun sooo lucky…" Zhou Tai said.
"Alright alright, I take full responsible of Zhao Yun's underrated in the Northern Campaign and made Ma Su viceroy at Xi Bei and loss. Now our next guest is Sun Shang Xiang," Zhuge Liang turns to SSX.
"Um…I'll pass," Shang Xiang tries to walk away, but Gan Ning blocks her escape route.
"Come on princess, the audience is waiting," Gan Ning grinned.
"Alright alright! He's cool, just some ordinary soldier. I don't see him more in the eye than Liu Bei," Sun Shang Xiang said.
"Are you serious? Come on, you've been asking for a man worthy as a hero. And Liu Bei did nothing but running away," Gan Ning sighed.
"That's because he's in danger. He's the rightful heir to the throne, Zhao Yun is just a commoner," Sun Shang Xiang said.
"Bull, I know him best brainless woman," Zhen Ji said.
"What did you say you snake woman? I could of slained you at Chi Bi?" SSX shouted.
"Ladies! LADIES!" Liu Bei tried to stop the struggle along with Cao Pi.
"I blame the novel for making Shang Xiang call Zilong names when he tries to retain Liu Chan," Xing Cai said.
"Hey she did it on purpose, which means she doesn't really like Zhao Yun. I thought she's nice, but little brother is nicer," Zhang Fei said.
"Grrr, dad, why can't he just let go of that brat?" Xing Cai complained.
"Gah! I'm not answering anymore…" Zhang Fei sighed.
"You see, sister. Liu Bei's fraction are bad for you and I'm glad you return to us," Sun Quan said.
"And you, you lied to me about my mother!" Sun Shang Xiang said.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Quan is getting punched all over by his sister.
"We'll continue on the discussion in the next chapter as my boss told me," Zhuge Liang said.
"What! The author of this fic is your boss! No fair, I deserve my momentum!" Sima Yi complained.
To be continued.