Ron's POV
I was sitting in the great hall when all of the sudden Percy ran up to me.
"Ron, do you have any clue if the rumors are true or not?" Percy asked urgently.
"What rumors?"
"The one about Harry and the dinner rolls."
"Percy, what the deuce are you talking about?"
"There's a rumor going around school saying that Harry has a roll fetish!"
"Really…..?" I asked smirking a little
Percy looked at me funny so I had to quickly cover my ass, "I mean… WHAT?"
"Who told you that Percy?"
"I heard it from a girl in Ravenclaw, who heard it from some guy in Hufflepuff, who heard it from someone in Slytherin, who heard it from Malfoy."
I pondered this for a second…."Percy that makes no sense, but if that's true, then I have to go find Harry!" I said already running towards the Gryffindor common room.
Hermione's POV
Someone called my name….. I looked up from the book I had my nose buried in and saw George and Fred running towards me. I rolled my eyes, every time they ran up to me it was to show me some stupid new gadget they'd found.
"What now?" I asked sounding a tad bit annoyed.
"Have you heard the rumor?" They asked at the same time
"That depends…..what rumor?"
"Harry and the dinner rolls"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Well we heard that Harry has a dinner roll fetish….."
"Who the hell said that?" I asked trying to hide my intrigue.
"Well we heard it from a guy who heard it from a girl who heard it from another girl who heard it from the sorting hat who heard it from this girl who overheard professor Snape discussing it with Dumbledore who had heard it from a guy in Slytherin."
"Will you two please leave me alone so I can read?"
"Fine, Miss Crab-up-her-ass"
In truth I didn't plan on reading one more word….. I had too much planning to do.
Harry POV
I was walking through the Great Hall and kept getting odd looks and hearing whispers about me. I was confused, but tried to ignore it. I took my usual seat with the Weasleys, but once I sat down everyone moved away. I got up and went to Percy.
"Percy, what's going on?" He didn't answer, but continued to eat. Instead Fred and George answered in unison.
"Oh nothing, you just love dinner rolls"
"Dinner rolls?"
"DINNER ROLLS!" they yelled causing everyone in the hall to turn.
Suddenly I was pelted with hundreds of dinner rolls; I thought it was getting a little weird so I walked back to the common room. On the way I passed Malfoy.
"Where are you going Potter? Off to rape a roll or two?" I could tell he was trying his best not to crack up.
"What the hell are you talking about Malfoy?"
"Haven't heard Potter?"
"Heard what? What is up with the rolls?"
"Ha-ha, Yeah… Your little fetish for bread rolls."
"You know what? I don't even care anymore." I retorted pushing past him.
Ron POV
After trying to search for Harry for about an hour, I decided I'd see him later anyway. For now I needed to decide how to surprise him, using this bit of new information I had just received.