Title: The Plushies all the Fangirls Want

Author: Utenakun

Rating: G

Disclaimer: I don't own the song by Bowling for Soup, and I'm not wild about it anyway, so...

Notes: Back in May, a friend dared me to write a bishie-centered parody of this song; the plushie angle was entirely the workings of my own deranged mind. XP

The Plushies all the Fangirls Want

(sung to "The Girl all the Bad Guys Want")

Early Friday morning and I'm waiting
To finally buy the plushie I've been dreaming of
A glompable bishonen all my very own
I can pet and pose
So I run to a dealer's booth

And when I'm there
The skies open and the angels sing
But there's a little problem

'Cause there's so many of them
Each so very pretty
Long hair swishing 'round them
Big, gorgeous painted eyes

It's like a bad episode
Of Escaflowne
If you were me than you'd be
Screaming "someone help me,"
'Cause I can't choose between
The bishies all the fangirls want

I like the longhaired ones, but spikes are so cute, too!
Some have violet eyes, but deep brown's also pretty
So many plushies here, each cuter than the other
I'll never know which is the best bishonen of all!

And while I stare
All the people behind me glare
But I can't notice them

'Cause this is important
Picking out a plushie
Trying to choose between
A seme or uke
I like them in a trench coat
Or an aokme*
Price is not an object
Does he come with sunglasses?

It's like a bad episode
Of Escaflowne
If you were me than you'd be
Screaming "someone help me,"
'Cause I can't choose between
The pretty bishies all the fangirls want
Guys all the fangirls want
Guys all the fangirls want

God, how can I pick, Muraki rocks,
But Aya's got his sword!
And Kamui's the cutest thing, with tiny wings,
But Miroku's too sexy to leave!

No use fighting it
Even if I wanted to
Nevermind eating
And I can't pay the room
Plus I'll borrow off you, 'cause
I ain't got the money
But hey, I can walk home... walk home... walk home...

Yeah, it was a great con
Come look at what I bought
If you were me than you'd be
Envy of all bishy fans
'Cause you can bet I got
Every single guy all the fangirls want
All the guys all the fangirls want
All the guys all the fangirls want
All the guys all the fangirls want
All the guys all the fangirls want
All the guys all the fangirls want
Gotta get every guy all the fangirls want

*Japanese name for Inu Yasha's top