Well, the poll on my profile is done. The winning option for my next fanfic... WAYS TO ANNOY HIBARI KYOUYA! I hope this turns out good...

[]How to Annoy Hibari Kyouya: The Cause and Effect[]: Create a Cooking Club and cook outrageous things. For members, grab your friends.

Members: Jenny (Me!), Isabella, Harrison, Chiara, Wonyung, Cindi, and Megan.

"Okay Cooking Club members! Our first recipe is... ARAPAIMA AND CHICKEN SOUP!!!" I was standing in front of the Cooking Club room.

"I already have the arapaima, guys! Now all we need is the nearest chicken!"

My friend Isabella raised her hand. "We can use Hibird!"

"Ahhhhh, good point. Now, how do we avoid serious injury?"

Harrison frantically waved his hand in the air.

"Grab the nearest tuna and use it to fend of the Head Prefect! Or something like that."

The rest of my friends clapped their hands.

"Great plan Gaki-kun! Now... OFF WE GO!!!"

We scrambled out of the classroom at lightspeed with the arapaima.

Kusakabe stuck his head into the classroom in confusion.

"I could've sworn I heard someone in here... Must be my imagination."

(Namimori Junior High, 12:00 pm, Lunchtime. Cooking Club Room)

I was reviewing the plan with my friends.

"Okay guys, once again: Cindi, throw the arapaima to Tsuna when he passes by. There will be birdseed to lure Hibird here. Got the plan so far?"

They nodded. I took a deep breath before continuing.

"Good. Remember, Cindi. Throw the arapaima ONLY when Tsuna passes by Hibird. Afterwards, run away with your dying will."

Chiara then said something sensible.

"What if Hibari-san is near by?"

"Cindi has awesome disappearing skills. She'll be gone WAY before Hibari realizes it's her."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Okay guys! Plan Delta Mango is a go!"

They looked at me weirdly.

"Delta Mango? What type of plan name is that?"

"It's the first thing that came to mind, okay? Don't we have a plan to initiate?"

We quickly split up.

(Namimori Junior High, 12:15 pm, Lunchtime. Hallway near Cooking Club room)

I carefully layed out a trail of birdseed without attracting attention.

After five minutes of waiting, Hibird appeared and started pecking at the bird seed.

Tsuna was just walking by.

I hid in the Cooking Club room. Cindi was waiting with the arapaima behind the corner.

I gave her a thumbs up moments before Tsuna turned the corner.

Cindi tossed the arapiama to him, and he tossed it next to Hibird.

"HIBARI! HIBARI! HIBARI!" Hibird started chirping nervously.

The arapaima swallowed the poor chicken/canary/duck (I can't tell what it is, sadly).

Yes, it was a live arapaima.

Yes, Tsuna went all highpitched and panicked.

Yes, of course Hibari appeared out of nowhere like a ninja.

By then, Cindi had already appeared next to me.

"So... should we just stick to pastries now?"

I took out a recipe book.

"For now, of course. Just as a cover."

Using a large mirror, we were able to see what was going on behind us.

The rest of my friends arrived with ingredients for chocolate cake.

Poor Tsuna. We should bring some chocolate cake to him this weekend.

The Cause for Hibari's Anger: Hibird gets swallowed by a arapaima.

The Effect of Hibari's Anger: He beats up the nearest person: Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Mission Complete?: Yes. It was a whole lot of fun, too. We didn't get any injuries!!!

~*Author's Notes*~

Arapaimas are large fish, about four feet long.

Yes, the people I used are my real friends.

Harrison is now living in California... :( I haven't heard from him yet... It's been two months... Yes, we call him Gaki-kun.

Somewhere on the internet, I found a website with KHR stuff. They had a Hibird coin purse, or as they called it, a "Duck Purse"

The plan name "Delta Mango" really was the first thing that came to mind. Don't ask why.

Cooking Club Corner!

Me: Well guys? What did you think of this mission?

Cindi: It was fun. I never got to throw a fish at another fishy before :)

Harrison: I just love to torture poor Tuna.

Isabella: Poor Tuna... Still, it was fun.

The rest of them: Fun as heck!

Me: Okay, that's it for this chapter's Cooking Club Corner~

Well, the first chapter is finished! I REALLY REALLY enjoyed writing this. Feel free to suggest ideas for the next chapter!

Please tell me how you feel!