AHOY YE FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!

Yer favorite god Creator of Worlds here back with a new story! Turns out dropping a character from high in the sky leads to an early death. You humans are so fragile. Sorry Ian Hill but I'll send your family good wishes!

Any way I'm back to try again and this time we got some new people to torment! And this time I didn't summon them! They summoned me!

As with the last time we're sending 'em to the world of One Piece! Why? Simple. Because the amount of bullshit I can pull and get away with is astronomical!

Anyway, let the bullshit begin!

Prologue: 7 New Souls

-Jackson Summers POV-

Bright light flooded my vision. It was painful combined with my massive hangover from the night before.

"Oh my god…" I rolled onto my stomach. "Shut the lights off Ian. It's too early for me to be functioning."

"That wasn't me Summers." I heard someone groan off to my left.

"Both of you shut up. It hurts to think" a third voice moaned farther to my left.

"Sorry Jess." I rolled over onto my stomach. "Sarah? Adam? Whichever one of you turned the lights on shut them off. My hangover is killing me." Burying my face into the sand I tried to fall back asleep.

That lasted about three seconds before the realization hit me.

"What the…" I grumbled as I sat up, not happy I was moving.

I rubbed my face clean of sand and tried to clear my vision. I was on a beach. That shouldn't be right. We were in our apartment last night how the hell did we end up on the beach?

"Ah shit. Alright whose idea was it to drive us to the beach while we were blind drunk." I stood up, my legs wobbling from the strain.

"What the hell are you talking about Jack?" someone yawned behind me.

"Were on a beach. From the looks of things were on a deserted one since I can't hear any cars or much of anything for that matter. Might just be my hangover fucking with me though."

Dam this headache hurts. Feels like I was hit upside the head with a baseball bat.

"Last time I do a drinking game with you guys. Especially when it involves a slice of life comedy anime." I mumbled.

"Were on a beach?" Ian had finally gotten up from the ground and was rubbing the sleep from his eyes. His spikey black hair was filled with sand, the exhaustion from last night was evident in his eyes.

"Looks like it. Where though is the real question?" June walked up from where she had been lying behind me. Her soft brown hair matted and tangled from the humid air and damp sand. Her elfish features made her look more rested than the me and Ian but the dark bags under her hazel eyes said otherwise.

"Well the only beach I know of any where remotely close to Philadelphia is the Jersey Shore and that's, what, two hours from University City?" Ian gave a questioning look

"We got so drunk last night there is no way we managed to go there." June shook her head.

"Right, well I have no idea where we are then." Ian shrugged his shoulders.

"Well how about we wake everyone else up and ask them?" I motioned toward the unconscious forms of Adam and Sarah.

"Sounds good to me. I'll go grab Jess since she probably passed back out after she told you to shut up." June turned and headed for the snoring form of Jessica Meyers.

Ian and I moved over to where Adam and Sarah were and shook them awake.

"Hey Adam, wake the fuck up. Where on some beach and have no idea where we are." I said as I shook him around.

"Just five more minutes' dad. Leave me alone..." the half-asleep Adam croaked out.

I sighed "Dammit Adam." I slapped him across the face.

"OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR JACK!" Adam jerked out of his half-sleep stupor and glared at me.

The sudden yell startled Sarah awake.

"GAH! Jeez shut up. Your so loud." Sarah dragged out as she slowly woke up. "And get off me Ian. I'm up."

I turned my attention back to Adam.

"Sorry, but you were out cold Adam. I had to wake you up somehow." I shrugged off the apparent hostility from the glare directed my way.

"Well why did you wake me up the sand was …. wait…. Sand? What the hell? Where the hell are we?"

"That's why we woke the two of you up. June is getting Jess and we are trying to figure out where the hell we are." Ian explained to the newly awakened duo.

"Well I hope we figure it out soon because I have a paper I need to write and I'm just barely passing the class its due in." Sarah stood up and stretched, sand falling off her back onto the ground.

We walked over to where June and Jess were sitting on the ground and started to discuss our situation.

"Right. So does anyone have the slightest idea where we are?" I asked the group.

"None. The sand here is to course to be the Jersey shore where I grew up. My only other idea would be a beach on the Schuylkill river in Philly but we'd hear all the road traffic if that was the case. We'd also be able to see the other shore." Jess pointed towards the ocean.

"Wait that's what that river was called?" Ian clearly confused at this revelation.

"Dude you've lived in Philly going to Drexel for four years and you're just learning the name of the river I rowed crew on?" I stared dumbfounded at my friend.

"Hey it's not my fault most of my time has been spent in the business buildings and our apartment doing homework and projects."

"Both of you be quiet we're off topic." Sarah glared at us.

"Yes ma'am" we said in unison.

"What were we doing last night that could have landed us here?" Adam cupped his chin in his hands to think. "All I know is that we got shitfaced drunk."

"We were all playing a drinking game in the living room." Jess motioned towards herself, Sarah, Ian, and I. "You, Doug, and June were in the kitchen doing something. I'm not sure what though."

"Speaking of, where is Doug? If we're here shouldn't he be here too?"

We all looked around. "Shit you think he might have pranked us since he was the one who offered to be designated last night?"

"It's possible. But he isn't one for prank-"

"Oh good your all awake!" A voice appeared to come from behind us.

Standing in front of the forest was Doug, a hulking guy with red wavy hair, and piercing Blue eyes.

"You guys are probably really confused right now."

We all nodded in unison. Doug sighed.

"Something tells me that you aren't going to believe me when I say this but trust me, what I say is true."

Doug went on to explain what happened. Apparently while Sarah, Jess, Ian, and I were drinking heavily in front of the TV, he, Adam, and June were playing around with an old Ouija board that Sarah had bought ages ago. Turns out that all those rumors about summoning demons and ghosts with them were true since the trio ended up summoning a god who called himself the 'Creator of Worlds'.

Said god was apparently bored and since his last venture failed, he sent us off to the world of One Piece to raise hell.

Ten minutes later when Doug was done speaking we all just sat in silence.

It was Jess who broke the silence.

"So let me get this straight. You summoned a god who was bored."

"Yes" Doug curtly replied.

"Who then sent us off to One Piece, one of the biggest manga's and amines ever created."

"Yes."

"For the express purpose of screwing cannon and raising more hell than the straw hats."

"Sounds about right."

"Oh my god. This sounds like a shity fanfiction. You were right though I don't believe you."

"Check your pockets if you don't. The Creator of Worlds left us each a note explaining the situation." Doug shrugged and sat down.

Six hands dug around in their pockets for a small piece of paper.

The note said:

AHOY ME HEARTIES CREATOR OF WORLDS HERE!

YE BE IN THE WORLD OF ONE PIECE NOW. FEAR NOT FOR YE BE SAFE FER NOW ON THIS DESERTED ISLAND

IN TWO YEARS A BOAT'LL LAND ON THE NORTHERN SHORE FER YE TO START YER ADVENTURE.

Alright enough of the pirate voice. Anyway Welcome.

I've sent you to the world of One Piece for one reason. I am bored and want to be entertained. So screw cannon and have fun! Raise hell! Down with the government! Anarchy! Yah and all that jazz! Just make it entertaining to watch. Other than that, I could care less what you do.

Now because my last venture failed when I tried to do this I have written a few things tidbits of information for you. They are as follows.

You have two years before Luffy sets out. Use this time to train on this island to prepare yourselves.

At the end of those two years a ship that will be your ship will arrive for you to start your adventure.

Because none of you have any knowledge in sailing I have gifted you all with the ability to sail any ship to make things a tad easier.

For the two phones your little group has they can still contact each other and play whatever is on them but unfortunately internet doesn't work across dimensions.

The butterfly effect is most certainly real so everything you do will have consequences

Anyway, if I find myself suitably entertained I will send you back to your world where you can continue with your normal lives. However, if you decide otherwise I will let you stay here if you want. But beware death is still most certainly a thing. You die then you're dead. No retries, no second chances unless you're willing to sacrifice something great.

Best of luck,

Creator of Worlds

More silence followed.

This time it was June's turn to break the silence.

"As ominous as that last line is, I'm not convinced. You could have just put these in our pockets while we were asleep Doug." She said, shaking her head.

"Would this make you believe me?" Doug held up a strange plant. It looked like a pineapple but it was a deep brown color with a swirly pattern on its skin. The spines were a bright red color.

"Is that a-"

"Yes, as far as I can tell it's a devil fruit. What one it is I have no idea. As far as I'm aware there were no pineapple looking devil fruits in the show or manga." Doug cut me off.

"Where did you even find that? Aren't they supposed to be super rare or something?" I couldn't keep my eyes off the fruit. That thing had the power to grant what was tantamount to a super power in exchange for your ability to swim. What power you got was completely dependent on the fruit you ate and once eaten the fruit you ate would not manifest again until after you died.

"I found it while I was looking around the bit of forest behind me. I would have woken you up but you guys were piss drunk when we got here and passed out almost immediately. I thought it would be better to try and tell this to you all when you were sober." Doug answered my question.

"So then it really is One Piece…" Ian trailed off before bursting with joy "Oh my god this is awesome! That means we can meet the Straw Hats! Maybe they'll let us join their crew. Oh my god I'm so excited!"

Ignoring Ian's little outburst, the rest of us turned our attention back to Doug.

"So, you going to eat it?" June said. "I mean, I'm not very familiar with the world of One Piece but don't those devil fruit things give you a super power?"

"Yeah, they do." I replied "But in exchange you can never swim again. Or be in any water above your knees without losing all your energy for that matter."

"That's the problem. This world is mostly water and you never really know whether your fruit is worth the risk." Doug eyed his fruit.

"Well you found it so it's yours unless you give it to someone else." June shook her hand dismissively.

"I want to eat it, but again I'm not sure if it's worth it." Doug said again.

Sarah spoke up "I have an idea. You lose your ability to swim if you eat that right?"

"Yes."

Sarah continued "Well according to the note the god left us we have two years before we have a way off this island so why don't we train using Doug as a weight in the water so that if he falls in we can jump in and save him? Before he eats the fruit so he doesn't drown while we're training."

"That's actually a pretty good idea. Are you okay with that Doug?"

"If it means I run less of a risk of dying when I eat this thing, its fine by me."

"Speaking of the god." Ian began, finally calmed down from his initial outburst "The note said that he wants us to raise hell. If I had to guess that means were gonna have to become pirates. Right?"

"That would make sense."

"Alright well then it would probably be a good idea then for Doug, Jack and me to explain to everyone else about One Piece, unless the rest of you all got into it without telling us."

"Normally I'd agree with that but shouldn't we get focused on surviving since were going to be living here for two years?" I pointed out.

Silence.

"Yeah we should probably do that shouldn't we. Anyone have any ideas on where to start? We can fill you all in on one piece later around dinner assuming we can find some."

"Well I have a pocketknife we can use to work on a shelter. Doug, you want to help me with that?" I turned my head to where he was sitting.

"Fine by me. Does anyone know how to make fishing rods?" He asked.

"Ian and I can, I was a Venturing scout and Ian's an Eagle scout so leave that to us." June said.

"Ok then why don't the rest of you go and explore the island? Make sure you grab anything you think might be edible or useful but don't actually eat anything, we should check and see if its poisonous."

With that, everyone set out to do what had to be done. Ian and June went off to search for materials to build fishing rods while Doug and I set about making temporary lean-tos until we could build a proper house. Sarah, Jess, and Adam set off together into the island to see what they could find. Hopefully they brought back some plants we can eat because I did not want to nearly starve to death. Once was enough and I did not want to go through that again.

"Hey Doug?" I stood up from where I had been picking up sticks for the lean-tos.

"Yeah?"

"Your dad was a contractor, right?"

"Yep. What about it?"

"Did you ever help him build houses?"

"I take it you want my help in building an actual house?"

"Well not a whole house just a sturdy box we can all sleep in."

"Yeah I picked up a few bits from working with him. Making a room shouldn't be too hard."

We continued our work in silence only speaking if we needed my pocketknife or if we needed something passed to us.

-5 Hours Later-

Everyone was gathered around a small fire in the center of a circle of seven lean-tos. Shadows danced across everyone's downtrodden faces. All was silent save for the light crackling of the fire.

*Grrrrrrrrrrgrgggllehh*

Until it was broken by an unsightly growl from someone's stomach.

"Sorry…" Adam grumbled underneath.

The silence returned.

"So no one managed to get anything we can eat?" I asked.

"No…" five voices said in unison.

I sighed "Well at least we got a fire going and have a few places to sleep. Did anyone find anything interesting when they were working?"

Jess perked up "We did! Turns out our strength has grown a lot."

Ian looked confused "How'd you find that out?"

"I got bored and punched a hole through a tree." Sarah said as if it was completely normal.

The silence returned. this time with a bit of an awkward air to it.

"I don't even want to know why you did that. Anyone have any ideas on why that could happen?" I asked.

"I think I might know what happened, and this might just be my game design major talking but I think," June spoke up. "When we were transported here our strength was compared the general human of our world. Based on where we fell in that comparison, our strength was increased proportionally to have us fit in the same places in this world. And since we were all pretty avid about hitting the gym and staying in shape we were probably in the higher part of the comparison."

"Uh, can you put that in English please?" Ian looked even more confused.

"It doesn't matter Ian all that does matter is that we are much stronger than when we were back home." Sarah said waving off Ian's question. "So, do you three want to explain everything you know about One Piece or should we get an early rest tonight."

Doug, Ian, and I all exchanged looks of agreement. "No, it's better you guys know sooner rather than later."

And so we explained everything. We talked about Luffy and his dream to become the pirate king. We talked about his crew of misfits and all their weird traits. We talked about the world government. We briefly touched on the ancient weapons. We talked about the Grand Line and all the insanity that lie within it. We briefly explained of what had happened in the story up to where it had been released to. We spoke about Devil fruits and the ones that were revealed in the story. Ian explained Haki while Doug went over the six powers.

"So that's One Piece. According to the god we have two years before Luffy sets sail and shit hits the fan so I suggest we work on training up for the Grand Line." Doug explained. "Especially if we are screwing cannon."

"So we should try unlocking this 'Haki' thing and try to get the six powers down right?" Jess asked.

"Yes, if we want to have an edge in Paradise using Haki and the six powers will be huge." I said "If we can get more devil fruits that would be huge too but I'm not counting on that."

"Quick question that's a bit off topic. Just how much insanity do we need to cause?" Adam spoke up "I mean I'm all for plunging the world into insanity as much as the next guy but I'd kinda like something to compare this too."

Ian grinned. The fire made the shadows dance across his face. "Oh I know how much I want to cause. Any of you guys heard of 'This Bites!'."

Doug and I returned equally terrifying grins to Ian. "You bet your short ass we have." We said simultaneously.

Ian just kept grinning "For the rest of you 'This Bites!' is a self-insert fic into One Piece."

"So? What does that have to do with causing trouble." Adam gave the three of us a confused look.

"Remember the World Government we told you about?" I said.

"Yeah." Sarah said clearly intrigued.

"The main character basically sent the entire world into Disarray. Revolution. Anarchy. Complete insanity. Completely undermining the authority of the World Government." Doug said as his smile mirrored Ian's.

"Wait so your saying…" the look on Sarah's face was one of mischievous glee.

"Oh yeah. If we're going to cause mayhem were gonna do it right and were gonna go all the way." I said returning her look with a grin that would have sent shivers sown the devil's spine.

The silence that followed was deafening. Ian, Doug, and I just watched as our friends faces contorted in horror then contemplation and finally to the insane grins we were sporting.

"You know, sometimes I'm really glad that I found a group of people who are just as crazy as I am." Jess laughed.

"Alright so all in favor of completely destroying the World Government and its cronies and completely turning the world upside-down in the process?" Ian said

Seven Voices Rang out in unison "Aye!"

"Alright good. Let's get some rest. We got a big day tomorrow working out training and getting the rest of the camp set up." Doug said as he stood and made his way over to his lean-to.

With that everyone made their way to their lean-to's and fell asleep ready to bring the World Government to its knees and the rest of the world with it.

AN

And that's a wrap. Hope you enjoyed my newest endeavor. And from the looks of things these guys are much more cooperative than Ian was in my first attempt. Then again, I didn't accidentally kill them.

Anyway, feel free to leave suggestions for what kind of shit I can through their way.

Just a few things to let you know.

Being a God I have responsibilities outside sharing this story with you all but I will do my best to update everyone on their struggle as best I can. I may be a God but even we get busy.

I don't own any of this. Well except for any plot I add and any new characters I throw in. Believe it or not, the people who work those copyright laws can sue even us gods.

Hope to see you all next time!

Creator of Worlds Out!