Still Yet Another Akatsuki New Years Eve

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"No! No! No! No! I'm the one who's engaged! I should be the one to get to decide what we do for New Year's Eve!" Itachi was already ranting in the kitchen.

"Look, Lola's birthday is December 28, we will plan her birthday first and then New Year's." Sasori said logically.

"No! What part of that don't you get! It's about me because I'm the engaged one! Why do you deserve to make the plans?" Itachi whined.

"Because every damn thing we ever try to do revolves around you and your ridiculous high maintenance demands. I swear to god you are the most self centered and thoughtless person I have ever had the displeasure to know." Sasori told him while jotting some notes down. Itachi gasped.

"I am NOT self centered….I just like for things to go my way when I want them and on New Year's…..yeah Lola is definitely not in my plans." Itachi said flipping silky hair around.

"You…..are heartless." Sasori said. Itachi stormed off mad that he so far had not gotten his way.

" Hey, what are you doing right now? Do you have time to help me install this stupid…..why is there a key to an Acura MDX on our counter?" Kisame asked Sasori.

"Because, Lola got an Acura MDX for Christmas." Sasori laughed. "I love her license plate: RGU4U. You know, that is a really nice car." Kisame shook his head.

"I always knew something like this would happen….I always knew one of us would end up with someone much too successful for our own good….I just never really expected it to be you. I always figured it would be Itachi….oh my god how I was wrong." Kisame deduced. Sasori was getting ready to explain something about Lola's soon to come birthday when Marisol and Dana came rushing down the stairs.

"Oh my god! Sasori look at this totally cute sign that me and Marisol made, yeah!" Dana was so excited over their work. Sasori read it out loud: "Happy 40th Birthday Lola. Don't worry most women your age have kids, yeah." Sasori was slightly puzzled. "Um….okay…..that's…..nice….but what's with that blob at the bottom?" Sasori asked ignoring the sign and finalizing his notes.

"Well, that's where Princess helped us….Deidara's washing her because her little paws are covered in black paint. Oh and look what we got her!" Marisol said holding up an unwrapped gift. Marisol and Dana were smiling all over because they thought it was THE perfect gift.

"You got Lola a gavel?" Sasori wondered.

"Yes! See, me and Dana were watching one of those court shows and there was this lady with one of these and she was like in this court room so…..Dana and I had never seen Lola with one and we went out and bought this! Now she can take it to work with her and…..do whatever you do with these things!

"That's….nice why don't you wrap it up. Oh and Lola's going to need a receipt with that." Sasori called to both of them as they hurried back upstairs.

"Hey, about New Year's Eve Itachi and Deidara are wanting to go to some trendy club with Dana and Marisol, I heard Itachi upstairs talking a mile a minute to Deidara." Hidan stopped to laugh. "Oh my god he is covered in soap. Watching him wash a cat is like…..god it's….it's too funny. You should go up there. Anyway, what do you say you and me and Lola go downtown to that party at the Embassy Suites, seriously?" Hidan asked.

"No but thanks. Me and Lola have tickets to a New Years gala her office if having. Hey will you do something for me? Come with me to that place that has the gourmet cheesecakes and help me pick one out. I mean god, they are all so damn good." Sasori asked.

"You mean Cheesecake Factory? Hell yeah I'll go! You know there was a Jasshin get together there once." Hidan said. Just then the front door slammed.

"THAT'S IT! STUPID KISAME! GOD!" Zetsu was covered in snow. He panted angrily. "I can't believe that the leader let Kisame get that damn snow blower!! First, he plowed the mailbox over! Then, he ran over the curb out near the street! After that he put the damn thing into Turbo mode and now look at me! I'm….I'm…..aaaagggghhh! plants can't live in these snowy conditions! I'm going to get warm." And a very snowy Zetsu stormed off. Off course chaos hadn't been escaped yet….

"Aaaaaaggggghhhhhh! Aaaaagggghhhhhhh! OH MY GOD MY HAIR IS CAUGHT IN THE DOOR! IT'S STUCK…..AND IT'S IN THE DOOR! OH MY GOD GET IT OUT KAKUZU HELP ME, YEAH!" Deidara screamed as he held a dripping wet kitten.

"You know, the way I see it, I'm going to be on so much blood pressure medication by the time I'm 45 that I won't even pay attention to Deidara's crap." Hidan shook his head in agreement to Sasori's comment.

"So what did you get Lola?" Hidan wanted to know. Sasori looked around carefully and then pulled something out of the kitchen telephone book drawer and shoved it in front of Hidan.

"Oooooooooh my god….Ooooooh dear Jasshin…….fuck you all but married her with these." Hidan said staring at the tickets to the New England vs. Vikings game in Massachusetts. "Damn it Sasori do you realize you could get her to do anything to you now?"

"You….are sick." Sasori quickly stashed them away again."

"SNOWMAN! SNOWMAN! SNOWMAN!" Tobi came screaming through the door.

"Hey, Tobi take that snowsuit off at the door. You know how Kisame gets when you leave clothes laying round the house." Kakuzu said coming down the stairs counting his money.

"So….Tobi….did you make a snowman or something?" Hidan asked.

"Yep! Yep! Yep! It's 7 feet tall!"

"That's nice Tobi. Is Kisame okay?" Hidan wondered.

"Hmmmm….well he flung snow all over the back side of the house….but he looks like he's having fun." Tobi answered.

"Awwww….look at my fluffy clean kitty, yeah! Awww, you are just the prettiest, fluffiest, kitty! Now you won't play in the paint again will you Princess? No you won't, yeah. No you won't. I so dried with the hairdryer, yeah. Isn't she cuuuuute." Deidara demanded of anyone that would answer him downstairs.

"OH MY GOD THE SNOWBLOWER IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE A 5 TICKET THRILL RIDE!!!!!!!!!" the adrenaline pumped Kisame yelled as he came through the door.

"Oh my god, that is so what Itachi says about Dana, yeah. Isn't it Princess? Isn't that what Itachi says?" Deidara kissed Princess.

"You know speaking of….thrill rides…..last New Year's Eve didn't you and Marisol seal the deal?" Sasori asked innocently.

"Oh my god…….YES!!!!!!!!" Deidara screamed. "She has no idea what I'm doing for her for this wonderful amazing New Year's, yeah. I SO CAN'T WAIT!"