Blackmailing an Uchiha
Chapter One- The Picture
"Kakashi-Sensei…Kakashi-Sensei…wake up old man!" Naruto whispered harshly by the Jonin's ear.
"I am not old…and what is it, Naruto?" Kakashi grumbled as his one visible eye opened sleepily.
Naruto seemed to be holding back giggles as he pointed behind him. "I was taking watch like I was supposed to, but then I heard a bit of rustling and mumbling, so I turned around and I found something interesting."
Kakashi gave Naruto a quizzical look. "What kind of interesting?"
"The 'tease our friends for the rest of their lives' interesting." Naruto beamed.
Now Kakashi was interested. "What is it?"
Naruto gave Kakashi the "quiet" signal, and ushered for him to follow.
Kakashi stood and followed after the excited blond. The two only walked a couple steps when Naruto stopped. Kakashi gave him a confused look.
"Well?" Kakashi inquired.
Naruto snickered and pointed down. Kakashi looked down and finally saw what had caught Naruto's attention.
Kakashi grinned through his mask. "Well, that really is interesting."
"I wish someone had a camera." Naruto chuckled.
Kakashi's eye sparkled. "I have one."
Naruto turned to look at the silver-haired man. "…You brought a camera on a mission?"
"Jiraiya paid me to take pictures of hot women in case I find some on my missions."
"Okay…that's just a little disturbing…." Naruto stated. "But it'll work. Get it, quickly."
Kakashi nodded his head, and went back to his resting spot for his bag. He returned a second later with a small camera in his hands.
Naruto motioned for Kakashi to go ahead. The Jonin walked around a little bit until he found a good position, aimed the camera, and forever preserved what had interested them so much with a single click and a flash.
"Now let's leave quickly." Naruto whispered.
Kakashi nodded, and the two left back to their original positions with excited thoughts on their minds.
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The next morning Naruto woke up. He jumped. He had fallen asleep on his watch! He quickly whipped his head around to see nobody was up yet, but what had caught his and Kakashi's interest last night had disappeared. Naruto grinned; at least they still had the picture.
Naruto slid off the rock he had perched himself on the night before, and went over to his bag to find something to eat. He seated himself on the grass and began to munch on his breakfast when he caught movement out of the corner of his left eye. He glanced to the side to see his teammate, Sasuke, as he woke up.
Sasuke looked around and spotted Naruto. He half glared at the boy as he seemed to realize it was the morning already.
"I thought I was supposed to be woken up for watch a couple hours ago." He stated.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "Hey, at least you got to sleep all night."
Sasuke grunted, stood up, and began cleaning up where he had slept. Naruto grinned when Sasuke had his back to him. He and Sakura, who still slept, were completely out of the loop that had formed last night. He stifled a giggle that escaped his mouth just as Kakashi and Sakura both woke up, and all of them joined Naruto in breakfast.
After all of them had eaten they set off. They were supposed to be back in Konoha by early that afternoon, and all of them wanted a break after their recent mission.
Naruto sped up his pace so he walked beside Kakashi, who led the group back to Konoha.
"So what'll we do with 'the picture'?" Naruto asked quietly as they marched on.
Kakashi looked over at Naruto and appeared to be smiling beneath his mask. "When we get home I'll get it printed."
"Make copies." Naruto suggested.
"I intended to."
"Make copies of what?"
The two turned their heads and saw Sakura not far behind them next to Sasuke.
"Oh, it's nothing." Kakashi responded, and waved a hand back at them dismissively.
Sakura gave them a skeptical look. "Come on, what is it?"
"Icha Icha!" Naruto exclaimed.
Sakura's eyes widened a little. "The perverted book Kakashi-Sensei reads?"
"Yeah! We're…we're making our own version in hopes to impress Pervy Sage!"
"…On second thought I won't press farther…" Sakura sighed. "You two are such perverts."
"Well now that we're all over eighteen we're allowed to at least check it out! Maybe you should consider it Sakura!"
Sakura glared at Naruto. "Mind saying that again?"
Kakashi smacked Naruto in the back of the head. "Oh whatever…let's keep moving team, I think it's going to rain soon."
"It's a clear day." Sasuke finally spoke up.
Kakashi looked back at the Uchiha. "When you have as much experience as I do, you'll know storm clouds are brewing even before they do."
Both Sakura and Sasuke gave Kakashi odd looks, but everyone remained silent after that.
"Whew, that was close…." Naruto mentally sighed. "We can't let them in on it just yet…. Not till everything's ready. Heh, heh, heh…."
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The team reached the village a few hours later, and all of them went off on their separate ways.
Naruto was restless at his place. He waited anxiously for Kakashi to come with the copies of their picture. He paced his apartment while he ate some instant ramen feverishly.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Naruto dropped his cup, effectively spilling its contents all over his floor, and he ran for the door. He flung open the door, and was greeted by a smiling, or at least that's what he could assume through his mask, Kakashi with an envelope in hand.
"Finally, you took forever!" Naruto exclaimed.
"I had to wait in line and then wait for them to develop." Kakashi explained as he stepped inside Naruto's apartment.
Naruto reached out and snatched the envelope in Kakashi's hand. He ripped it open and started to rifle through the pictures with a confused look on his face.
"Sensei…" Naruto began, "all I see is hot girls and—oh my god, you went peeking at a bath house? Naughty, naughty, Kakashi-Sensei! You should have brought me! Where is it?"
Kakashi's hidden smile seemed to grow wider, and he then pulled out a single picture from his back pocket. Naruto grabbed for it, and gazed down at it with a devious grin etched onto his face.
"This is perfect! I'm gonna keep it forever and—" Naruto suddenly stopped as an idea seemed to pop into his head. His grin widened.
"I know that look, Naruto." Kakashi stated. "What's going on in that head of yours?"
Naruto snickered. "Just the most perfect scheme in the history of perfect schemes!"
"Do tell." Kakashi beamed.
Naruto motioned for Kakashi to come closer, and whispered his plan into the Jonin's ear.
Kakashi's eye twinkled excitedly. "Clever, Naruto…very clever. When should we do it?"
"I think tomorrow. For tonight…we make a list." Naruto responded.
Kakashi chuckled. "Tomorrow it is, then."
Okay, I had intended for this to be an oneshot…but I said screw that about…a minute ago. I realized right now would be the perfect time for a cliffhanger, and that it reached the normal amount for a chapter by me, so here it is! (Hey, maybe this'll turn into something really good.) I probably have you people screaming into your computers "DAMN YOU OKAMI-CHAN! YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD US WHAT NARUTO AND KAKASHI TOOK A PICTURE OF!" Well, I'll tell you two things, one, seeing as this is called "Blackmailing an Uchiha" you can already guess who it involves, and two…I'm just evil like that! Fwahaha! Besides, I really wanted to get something out today and an oneshot would take longer! So this also tells you I'm not dead! Oh, and the oneshot I had planned to do before the poll came into effect has been turned into a "whenever I feel like it" thing…and on the poll "Blackmail" was very high! So I couldn't resist! Oh well…I've ranted long enough. I'll try to update soon, but don't count on really soon because school starts again tomorrow since it'll be Monday…meh….