Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, or the copyrights to I'm a believer, by Smashmouth. I only did the lyrics.

Key:

[_____] is what the signs that Jenny and Joy are holding up says

(_____) is what Misty/Ash/Brock etc is doing

*_____* is what the audience is doing.

Got that? Okay then, Action!

Close up on the stage where Ash is standing with a microphone. Misty is in the front row, and Brock is on the guitar. Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are on each side of the stage holding up signs.

Ash: Hey guys! This is my first turn at being a rockstar!

[Applause]

*Audience claps politely*

Brock: And we've written a song...

Ash: Dedicated to the one and only Misty.

(Misty giggles as audience looks at her)

[Cat whistle, wolf whistle, anything]

*Audience obliges*

Ash: One, two three, hit it!

(Brock starts on his guitar)

Ash: I thought she was only true in fairytales.

Brock: Meant to scare someone else but not to scaaaaare me!

(Misty's eyes pop out)

[Point and laugh]

*Audience points and laughs*

Ash: But she was out to get me.

Pikachu: pikapi

Brock: THat's the way it seems.

Ash: Now her face HAUNTS ALL MY dreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaams.

Both: And then I saw her face!

Brock: Now I'm a believer!

Ash: Yeah, in monsters.

(Misty's face starts getting red)

Brock: Not of human race!

Pikachu: Pika pikachu

Ash: Went out of my mind!

(Misty stands up fuming red)

[Clap]

*Audience claps*

Brock: She stood there!

(Both point at Misty)

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ash: Now I'm a believer, if I said I wouldn't leave her, then I lied!

(Misty stands up and stomps up on stage)

Ash: I thought Officer Jenny was more or less a normal thing.

Brock: Stopping criminal's in their tracks Oh yeah!

(Group of officer Jennys burst in and grab hold of Misty)

Ash: But what's the use of running?

Pikachu: Pikapika!

Brock: She's totally insane.

(Misty does karate kicks on all the Officer Jennys)

[Oooooh]

*Audience Ooooohs*

(Misty punches the remaining lot and Nurse Joys come in and drag the Officer Jennys away)

[Aaaaah]

*Audience Aaaaahs*

Ash: Every time I see her it's a paaiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Both: And then I saw her face

(Misty leers over at them)

Ash: Now I'm a believer!

(Brock down on knees) Brock: I didn't do it! It wasn't me!

Brock: Not in silk or lace!

Ash: Not gentle or kind!

(Misty stomps over and is about to grab Ash by the ear)

Both: And she's standing there

(Misty grabs Ash's ear)

[Ouch!]

*Audience says ouch!*

Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Brock: I'm a believer

Ash: I wish I could leave her, but I still tried!

(Misty drags Ash off stage)

Brock: I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!

PIkachu: Pika, pika chu.

Brock: Now I'm a believer.

(Finishes off on guitar)

Pikachu: Pika pika pika! (singing in time)

Pikachu: Pika pika!

Brock: Thankyou thankyou

[Applaud]

*Audience claps*

(Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny throw down their signs and stomp off)

(Pikachu and Brock bow then walk off)

From backstage you can hear...

Ash: Ow! Ow! Ow! Thanks for coming!

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