So… I've had this stuck in my head all day, and I've been dealing with writer's block. I've heard that writing nonsensical stuff helps. And now that I'm done rambling: here you are!
"Hey diddle diddle!" Grimmjow yelled as he and Yoruichi played their fiddles. Suddenly, Rangiku grabbed Toshiro's hand and jumped over the moon. One of Halibel's fracciones yelled 'cowgirl' after them. Meanwhile, Yammy's dog/hollow/thing kept laughing at backed away nervously, because hello? Laughing dog? What kind of panther king wouldn't be nervous about that?
Across the room, Ulquiorra death glared all of them with an apathetic look that clearly said 'You're embarrassing me, stop this instant'. Suddenly, Byakuya and Renji ran away, dressed as a dish and a spoon. Which is odd considering they weren't even there in the first place.
Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such a sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon
What on earth is wrong with me? More importantly: should I make this longer?!