The Holly Song
If your in trouble you should run away
Holly is quite Rubbish I have too say
But he is pretty awesome cos he is gay
Oi Holly Holly Holly Holly
Your IQ makes me go oh golly
We all know you just want a dolly
Get off that stupid trolley
Oi Holly Holly Holly Holly
Give me back my only lolly
You're a PC and Really Jolly
You can't do a rolly poly
In series 2 holly met hilly
In series 3 he was a girly
But he kept his name , how silly
Oi Hilly Hilly Hilly Hilly
She can eat a very hot chile
She prettier than a large white lily
Now shes holly, really
Shes Holly Holly Holly Holly
shes a better boxer than that ali
her favourite cheese is very wholey
Now she is called polly
