Update #6! This is a one shot me and my sis came up with this summer, i loved it, love my sis, shes wicked cool, major love to her!
Enjoy!
~AgentHanstran511~
It was just one of those days on the SHIELD helicarrier, Tony Stark was being his normal narcissistic self, talking about Stark tower when Steve said, "You're an idiot and no one likes you, besides Pepper, but we are planning on having her tested."
"What about my adoring fans?" Stark asked, "They love me." He continued,
"They only like you for your money and cool armor." Thor said, "My fans on the other hand think I am sexy and they love me cuz I am hot."
"Get over yourselves, I am the hottest and girls like what's under the shield." Said Captain America,
"HULK SMASH!" Yelled Hulk,
"Girls like me better because I can shoot arrows and hit my target without looking, which makes me better and hotter to the ladies."
"Wait, I know how to settle this." Said Steve, "We will ask Black Widow."
Natasha was talking to Director Fury in the conference room, "That man is still playing Galaga!" Tony shouted as he walked into the room,
"What do you want?" Natasha asked, already annoyed,
"Which one of us is hotter?" Hawkeye asked,
Natasha looked at all of them, "Honestly?" She asked,
"Honestly." Tony said,
"Well, I think of all of you as my brothers, but I think Loki is hotter than all of you."
"Well this is awkward." Said Fury,
"Does this mean she is a traitor?" Hawkeye asked,
"I still think I am hotter." Stark said,
"My brother?! I think she is the one that needs testing." Thor said,
"HULK SMASH TINY SPIDER!" Hulk yelled,
"My shield is sad." Said Captain America.
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" Hawkeye fell to his knees crying,
"You're my second option Clint, but Loki is evil and magic and... He's super hot!"
"It's not magic, he is a god, not some magician! He tried to kill you! Starks not the idiot Steve, she is." Yelled Thor,
"Yolo." Natasha replied,
"Bazinga." Sheldon Cooper popped up out of nowhere,
"Um... Wrong show." Said Fury,
"OMG It's the Avengers!" Yelled Sheldon then he died of excitement,
"Okay, this got really weird, I am going to have sex with Pepper, be back in a couple of hours." Stark said, getting up to leave.
Natasha looked at Thor, "Hey Thor." She said in a flirtatious voice,
"Are you some kind of, what do they call it? Hooker?" Asked Thor.
"HULK SMASH HOOKERS! IN BED!" Yelled Hulk,
"She's not a hooker she is supposed to be my girlfriend! Why don't you love me?" Cried Hawkeye,
"I do... Sometimes." She walked away, with Clint following behind her.