7 things Bella Swan is not allowed to make happen.
Shake her 'Ba-donka-donk' in Edward's face in hope that he'll bite…
And when he doesn't say Emmett would appreciate it more
Tell Edward she's had better sex…
And when he asks who say 'Emmett, Jacob, and a mouse.
Tell Rosalie that she is pregnant (as in telling Rosalie)
When she pee's on a stick push her in the toilet. (Haha Rosalie can't pee.)
"Why is this list so short." asked Alice
"Because chaining up Bella won't let her do anything." Edward replied.
Just then there were sounds of breaking Glass.
7. Bella is not allowed to tell Renesmee that Jacob made out with her, and then tell her she should throw him out my Bedroom window. No matter how funny it is.