Ralph: Those two don't..even really make that good of a couple...
NEITHER DO YOU AND JACK!
Ralph: At least we make sense! Simon and Roger...nothing really happened between them...
So? They can still be hot with one another.
Ralph: ...not really...
SHU'UP! What do you know Mr...I SUCK IN BED!
Ralph: Shut up...I don't suck in bed...
Yes you do.
Ralph: No I don't.
You can even ask Jack! He says he likes it when you suck in bed!
Ralph: ...Oh. That kinda suck. (suddenly turns red) SHU'UP!
-------:Minutes Later:-------
Ralph: Are you done writing that fanfic yet?
Ralph: Come on.
Ralph: (sighs) There there...I'm sure inspiration will come to you eventually...
I dunno where to put the setting. I know ya guys is on the island...but...
Jack: Roger's a sadist, DAMMIT!
Jack. We knew that. Shut up.
Jack: I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! THE TRUTH WILL SOON BE TOLD!
Ralph: What truth?
Jack: The truth only I know about.
What truth would that be, sunburn boy?
Jack: FOR THAT INSULT, I SHALL NOT TELL YOU THE TRUTH THAT ONLY I KNOW ABOUT! (anger)
It's not like I care anyways.
Ralph: Dude. What's the truth?
Jack: I shall never tell!
YOU WERE JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TRUTH SOON BEING TOLD!
Jack: I CAN CHANGE MY MIND, YA BOZO!
(mope mope mope)
Ralph: You made him upset again.
Jack: SO!
Ralph: Just tell him the truth!
Jack: NEVAH! (storms out)
...Why do you like him so much!
-------:More Minutes Later:-------
Maurice: Has Jack told you guys...the "truth"?
Nope. He said that since I was so rude, he wouldn't tell us.
Ralph: Yeah. He went all crazy and stuff too. Well, crazier than usual.
Maurice: It seems I'm the only one he's told the truth to.
MAR MAR! WHAT IS THE TRUTH!
Maurice: It's about Roger and Simon, man! Calm down!
...is it so truthful I could use it in the fanfic I'm supposed to be writing right now?
Maurice: Depends. What kinda fanfic are you supposed to be writing?
Ralph: RogerSimon fanfic. He's been lazy about it for 2 weeks now.
I WAS NOT LAZY! I was just...saving it for the next day.
Ralph: Procrastinating?
...yes...
Maurice: I guess you could use it as a fanfic...(tells the story)
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EnTeR tHe SlAsH
"Okay! Our sticks have been sharpened!" exclaimed Jack. "We can now hunt!"
"Hunt what?" Simon had asked. He had a lizard in his hands that he was petting. The boy wasn't going to join in the hunt, but that didn't mean he wasn't curious.
"Pigs," replied Bill ((who was only mentioned once...)).
"Yeah, Simon! DURRRR!" Jack laughed.
"..." Simon was quiet as he looked at the forest floor, the strokes on the lizard becoming slower, soon coming to a stop.
"We need to practice on stuff that moves," Roger stated. Simon had a small glint of fear in his eyes, seemingly knowing what Roger was going to do. Roger was going to attack him. He knew Roger and he would never get along, but he never knew Roger would attack him...or...
Roger knocked the lizard out of Simon's hands and stabbed his spear--which was sharper than everyone else's--right through the poor thing's head. He stiffled a small chuckle while he took the butt of the spear and dug the lizard into the earth. Simon stared at his dead friend, tears filling up his eyes as he bent down to pick the reptile up to hold it against his chest.
Sadness didn't begin to describe what Simon felt. His only friend on the entire island was just killed in front of his own, innocent eyes. His only friend was killed by the one boy he wanted to be friends with. Not that he didn't want to be friends with everyone else, but there was some mysterious air about Roger that made Simon want to befriend him. But now he didn't know what to think. His only friend was just murdered by the only boy he liked.
The hunters looked at Roger quickly and then back to Simon. The air was silent.
"Roger...why..." Simon didn't finish his sentence. He just ran away, leaving tears behind.
"Thanks alot, Roger! You just made the boy cry!" Jack said.
"I know!" Roger laughed.
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Making someone cry is anything but funny! Go find Simon and apologize!" ((This is before Jack goes power-mad, people)
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Simon was in his special place of the forest. He was making a little grave for his lizard friend, but it looked sort of sloppy because he wanted the area to still look nice. It was his, and his alone.
Why was Roger so mean to him? Why did he hate him? It wasn't just the lizard. Whenever he would try to speak with the conch, the first one to laugh at him was Roger. Whenever he would faint, Roger would always be the last one to do anything about it. What about him made Roger hate him so much? He wasn't that different from the others. Why didn't Roger hate them as much as he did Simon?
His thoughts were interupted by the sound of his name.
"Simon..."
Who was it? It sounded like Ralph, but...with a hint of sadism in it.
"Simon..."
Simon looked around him to try to find out where the voice was coming from. After hearing his name being called a few more times, he realized that it was right behind him. He stole out of his home away from home and found himself staring face-to-face with...
"Roger!" Simon said surprisingly. He had a smile on his face, but it soon turned into a glum frown after remembering what Roger did to him earlier. What he did to him and his friend.
If Roger had felt any sorrow, then it obviously didn't show.
"...where were you?" Roger asked.
"N-Nowhere..." Simon said hesitantly. Should he tell Roger about his secret place...or would Roger just destroy it in the middle of the night?
"You were somewhere. I just came to tell you that..." Roger paused.
Simon looked up at him, expecting an apology.
"You should be more careful when you're with something you care about."
Simon stared at him. He didn't apologize for what he had done earlier. Instead, he just made a completely rude statement that really made no sense to Simon. Tears started to roll down his eyes again, and he soon began to sob softly. Roger scoffed at him and began to walk away, but was stopped when he heard Simon talking.
"You didn't have to hurt him," he sobbed. "You could've hurt me instead."
"Now why would I have any reason to want to hurt you?" Roger asked sarcastically. "It was just a lizard! Sheesh."
"He--He wasn't just a lizard--He was my only friend--and you killed him!" Simon began to cry louder. He buried his face in his hands and began to crouch down on the forest floor.
Roger just stared at him before sitting in front of Simon, pulling the other's hands away from his face. Simon looked at Roger while tears and sobs were still coming from him; but his hands were pulled away from his face so he couldn't wipe them away.
Instead of wiping away the tears, Roger just kissed Simon. Simon's face began to heat up, and he didn't know what was going on, but he liked it. To him, it felt like it lasted forever, and he wished it would. But both him and the kisser would need to breathe eventually.
When Roger pulled away, he spoke softly. "I--I'm sorry---" he simply stated. But instead of Simon running away like Roger expected him to, Simon just wrapped his arms around him.
He thought for a moment. Should he just leave Simon here, or should he just stay? He heard Simon whisper.
"Please don't leave me--"
Roger decided to stay.
-------:...:-------
Maurice: ...none of that even happened in the story I just told.
So?
Maurice: ...NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED!
I don't care! I'm a pedophile! And so are the others who write fanfiction like this, so SHU'UP!
Ralph: Can't beat that logic.
Roger: That's not even logic.
(gasp) WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, RODGE!
Simon: He fell out of his mommy!
...(hides the computer screen from Simons and Rogers)
Simon: Whatcha hiding! I wanna see! I wanna see!
No you don't! It's PRIVATE! Not important!
Simon: Come on! I just wanna take a small peak!
No! Ralph, my horse-child! Help me!
Ralph: ...(pushes LotF away from the computer screen)
Simon: (reads, soon turns red and looks away) Roger...
Roger: What?
Simon: He...He knows what happened between us...he knows! (runs out of the room)
:3 WOO! I was right! It did happen!
Roger: ...Did Jack tell you?
Nope. Mar Mar did.
Roger: (evil glare pointed at Maurice)
Maurice: ...JACK TOLD ME!
Roger: (looks for Jack)
Ralph: O.o Awkward.
(writes another fanfic)