The Story of the Suicidal Squid: a children's book Alright, this story started as a stupid conversation in my biology class, nothing to do with Spongebob, but to post it on here I had to pick a category and this is the closest I could get to the real thing. I don't own anything Spongebob but everything else is the work of me and my stupid friends. And remember, this is purely stupid humor, not meant to be mean, just funny. Enjoy.

Chapter I: Diagnosis Depression
Sylvester Squid left the psychiatrist's office with a prescription in tentacle with no intention of using it.