Cloud-Tell me why again do we have to travel on Fenfir?
Zack-Because I always wanted to be on a motorcycle!
Cloud-Why not go in a car?
Tifa-Remember last time?
Aerith-Zack got food poisoning and puked on Tifa!
Cloud-Oh yeah…heh that was funny…
Tifa-*glares* no more fish tacos…
Zack-Damnit! Why?
Tifa-Cuz I said so!
Zack-*pawstrikes* Meow someone is a little mad.
Cloud-Anyways…fine everyone on the bike…
Tifa-Yeah…about that…me and Aerith got 2 tickets to go to Gold Saucer by plane…
Cloud-Only two? Tifa what the hell?
Aerith-Cloud come on it can't be that bad well meet you there bye!
Zack-Well Cloudy-boy looks like you and me are motorcycle buddies!
Cloud-…*sighs*…this is gonna be a long trip…okay just get on…
Zack-*sits behind Cloud and wraps arms around him*
Cloud-Zack do you mind?
Zack-It's for safety.
Cloud-…
Zack-You are so warm….*snuggle*
Cloud-*twitches and sighs*
?-*whistles*
Cloud-I AM NOT GAY!
Zack-*gasp* you're not?
Cloud-…
Zack-Just kidding!
Cloud-Right….
Zack-Are we there yet?
Cloud-No.
Zack-Now?
Cloud-NO.
Zack-How about now?
Cloud-NO! look we are 3 hours away ok?
Zack-Ok ok sheesh a simple no would have been nice…
Cloud-*twitches*
10 minutes later
Zack-*sings a song to the tune 100 bottles of milk*
Phoenix Downs such are such a big lie
They are so lame
I had 9 of them yet I still died
And lied on the ground in pain! YEAH!
Cloud-….wow… no wonder they took the plane…
1 hour later…
Zack-I don' feel so good…
Cloud-I told you not to get the fish tacos again….
Zack-But it was so good….*pukes*
Cloud-Great…just great…
30 minutes later…
Zack-I need to go pee!
Cloud-Why didn't you go before we left?
Zack-I didn't have to go then and I can't hold it!
Cloud-Fine…but make it quick…
5 minutes later…
Zack-CLOUD!
Cloud-what?
Zack-So I was peeing on this plant and it went all omnislash on me…it hurts…
Cloud-…ew…
Zack-Could you take them off?
Cloud-no…
Zack-There it is!*gets sword*
Cloud-WTF? Why do you pee on that monster? You know it gets mad when annoyed!
Zack-Sorry I'll get rid of it WATERS OF MAN!
Cactus monster cries in fear and runs away
Cloud-Amazing! Where did you get that material?
Zack-That wasn't materia power…
Cloud-But how-oh….ew….
30 minutes later
Aerith-Hi! How was the road trip!
Zack-It was superfun!
Tifa-How about for you Cloud?
Cloud-…disturbing…
Well yeah another random story idea well please read and review!