Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl or Love Hina

Summary: I decide to do another fanfic but with my own special twist. And so from the author The Unknown Alias (Teen Titans and the Thousand Year Door) comes Hina of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Tama, the thrilling high seas adventure with a mysterious twist. The rouge yet charming Captain Unknown Alias's idyllic pirate life capsizes after his nemesis, the wily Captain Nomar (Jerry Nomar, an OC) steals his ship, the Black Tama and later attacks the town of Port Hinata, kidnapping the governor's beautiful daughter Naru Narusegawa. In a gallant attempt to rescue her and recapture the Black Tama, Naru's childhood friend Keitaro Urashima joins forces with Alias. What Keitaro doesn't know is that a cursed treasure has doomed Nomar and his crew to live forever as the undead. Rich in suspense filled adventure, sword clashing action, mystery, humor, unforgettable characters, Pirates is a must read epic on the grandest scale ever.

Rated because the movie was rated on same level.
This takes place before Tokyo-U incident and the love confession.

And thus, Agnostos Allos Studios proudly presents:

Hina of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Tama

Prologue and the Dream.

We open scene in a vast field of green grass. The camera view speeds along until we arrive at a big building. Imagine it as you wish but we only need to focus on a certain room. On one side of the building is the two big Greek letters, each meaning Alpha. The symbol for the central headquarters of Agnostos Allos Studios. Agnostos Allos itself translates into the name of its founder and owner. Agnostos Allos are the Greek words of Unknown Alias. Yep! That's me! How could I possibly resist a self-insert in this!

Anyway, we enter my office that seconds as a bedroom. On one side was a flip up tabletop filled with many different things. Money, an alarm clock, paper, and most important of all, my laptop. I was typing with short pauses every few minutes and smirked as I saved it. Because once again, I had an interesting idea.

I wanted to work more on my stories but for some reason or another couldn't. I didn't want to work on Teen Titans and the Thousand Year Door yet because I recently uploaded about six chapters in less than two days so I thought I'd give it a rest a bit. I couldn't work on Hoodwinked! An Unknown Alias parody yet because the scanner isn't ready to upload my pictures of my OC's which will be needed since I'm horrible at descriptions and all of my OC's will be in the story and no one knows yet what they look like. Soon after I got a marvelous idea. Recently I was obsessed with Love Hina fanfiction and I noticed there weren't any crossover stories of Love Hina and Pirates of the Caribbean. So I decided it was high time that I start becoming a true fanfiction author and torture some fictional characters as well as let some people know what they were missing.

So everything was set. I knew what I was to do. I chose whose memories to mess with completely, which ones to just alter, and which ones to just leave alone. I carefully chose which roles to give to which people, and one of my many OC's to choose for a certain role. Everything was set. I sent a recorded message to all my workers that I'll be off for about a month at most and to take all meetings to be canceled or rescheduled. And with a few clicks of a mouse, a bright light shone blinding all to see. And just like that, I was gone.

SCEEN TRANSITION! (The line thing isn't working.)

Meanwhile at the Hinata Inn, Keitaro was just walking up the steps after being attacked for the seventh time this week, and it was only Sunday! Apparently the two main hitters, Naru Narusegawa and Motoko Ayoma, were probably going through their time of the month to hit him this many times in such a short time. He was once again thinking of a way he could apologize once again for the things he didn't even do so he couldn't notice that he was walking in a white spherical dome that covered the Hinata Inn and his Aunt Haruka's Teashop. And in that one instant, he was teleported and his memories were changed, yet his real memories were still there, they no longer felt as real as his new false memories. Oh, how I was so going to love this. Let's get started shall we?

SCEEN TRANSITION!

We open scene once again in a patch of fog over some ocean. Listen carefully and you could hear the singings of a little girl.

"Drink up, me hearties yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hearties yo ho,"

It was being sung by a little girl who looked no older than five, was in a blue dress and had red hair. It was Naru. She continued singing near bow of a big wooden ship as it plowed through the sea to its destination.

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack, drink u- ah!" she gasped a hand caught her shoulder in surprise. She was turned to see the face of one slightly younger Mitsune Konno who was with a worried look on her face.

"Quiet missy. Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to bring them down on us now do ya?"

"Miss Konno, that will do." With that they focused their attention on one mister Lieutenant Kentaro. (Anyone who knows his last name, please submit it to me in a review. First one who does gets a Jack Sparrow plushy!)

"She was singing about pirates. It's bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words."

"Consider them marked. On your way."

"Aye lieutenant." She said with a slight anger. "It's bad luck to have a pirate lover on board too. Even a miniature one." She mentioned as she was far away enough and took a flask with rum in it.

"I'd think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate." At this Kentaro smirked before speaking.

"Think again Miss Narusegawa. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves. A short drop and a sudden stop."

At this, Naru looked confused and looked towards Ms. Konno who held her collar up like a rope with her tongue hanging out. Basically she was demonstrating a hanging. At which, she gasped. She turned back to Kentaro where her mother walked up beside him with a worried tone. It was Governor Haruka Narusegawa.

"Lieutenant Kentaro, I appreciate your fervor, but I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter."

"My apologies Governor Narusegawa," Kentaro spoke before walking away.

"Actually, I find it all fascinating."

"Yes that's what concerns me," she spoke before she followed Kentaro.

Naru whereas, was looking over the ship again and something caught her attention. It was a parasol, handle sticking up, floating by the ship in the water. She watched it float by and beyond the deck and turned her head back. At once something more urgent caught her attention. It was a small square of nailed boards with a boy about her age, and he was looking worse for wear floating by. Naturally, she shouted her findings.

"Look! A boy! There's a boy in the water!"

All rushed to the side to see the boy and Kentaro shouted, "Man overboard! Man the ropes, fetch a hook! Haul him aboard!"

It was not long till they hauled him aboard and Naru was trying to get a clear look at him. Meanwhile two things happened. One was that Kentaro confirmed something: "He's still breathing." Second was than Ms. Konno noticed something ahead of them. She swore out loud catching the attention of all. What they saw was frightening. Lying before them not too far away were two pieces of a ship that were both on fire. A silence settled before Haruka broke it.

"What happened here?"

"Most likely the powder haul. Merchant vessels run very heavily armed" suggested Kentaro. But Konno had other ideas.

"A lot of good it did them. Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it. Pirates."

"Pirates?" Haruka scoffed, "There's no proof of that. It's probably just an accident."

"Rouse the captain immediately" Kentaro commanded. "Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats."

In seconds people were going about as two men laid the boy down in a clear spot and Haruka came beside Naru.

"Naru, I want you to accompany the boy. He'll be in your charge. Take care of him."

Naru nodded and went to the boy while a small group set out in small boats to the wreckage. Meanwhile she looked at the boy and noticed his cute features. She reached out and slightly stroked his hair. It didn't last for even a second as the boy suddenly awoke and slapped her hand away at the same time in fright. But Naru had expected this. "It's okay. My name's Naru Narusegawa."

The boy was shuddering in cold as he spoke his name.

"Keitaro Urashima."

"I'm watching over you Keitaro" she said with a comforting smile. With that Keitaro smiled back himself and at once fell back to sleep. She then noticed the gold chain around his neck and pulled it up to reveal a coin. It was about the size of a palm and had many weird features upon the gold coin. But most noticeable of all was the gold skull that laid smack dab in the middle of it. Her eyes widened as she realized what it meant.

"You're a pirate!" she said/whispered. However, it caught the attention of the ship's captain that came upon deck.

"Has he said anything?"

She quickly turned around, hiding the necklace that broke off Keitaro's neck behind her back.

"His name's Keitaro Urashima. That's all I found out."

With that, the captain nodded and said to the nearby men to take him below. As they did that, Naru rushed to the empty back of the deck looking at the gold coin with worry and uncertainty. She held the coin up a bit and realized something materializing out of the fog she looked in horror as she took in what she saw. It was a large black ship with also back, ripped sails, and above it all was the menacing sight of a black flag with a white skull and two swords. The pirate flag known as the Jolly Roger. A pirate flag.

And then she woke up.

SCEEN TRANSITION!

Suu was waking up and wondering where she was. Last she remembered, she was with her newest Mecha-Tama invention, which was locked, loaded and ready to fire at the Keitaro that was coming up the steps to the inn. Then there was this bright light and she was asleep. Now she took time to look at her surroundings. It was early morning with the sun's rays starting to peak over the horizon. She looked at herself and noticed that she was in some kind of pirate uniform complete with a dagger attached to her belt. She was also in a very small boat that could only fit about two people and had a mere sheet for a sail that was smaller that most blankets and two oars, one for each side.

She then heard giggling and turned around. At the other end of the boat was a pale white boy that looked to be about her age. He was wearing some kind of pirate outfit as well and had his back to her huddling over a laptop. For those who couldn't guess, that guy is I and I'm dressed as Jack Sparrow, except that my sword had a jewel encrusted handle. Now, normally she would be all hyperactive and would've pounced on him as a greeting but something was holding her back. It was then that she noticed that she had all her limbs shackled down to the bottom of the deck. The boy then waved his hand in a quick, flourished motion and the laptop that was sitting in his lap disappeared into thin air.

He then turned around and Suu admitted it to herself that he certainly caught her eye. He wore a tri pointed hat, had countless beads in his brown hairs, and marvelous facial hair. He was also smiling, which shows he has a gold tooth with the Greek letter Alpha symbol impressed in it.

"Well Suu, it's a pleasure to meet you at last," he said with a chuckle. "I hope I didn't interrupt you from anything. And I'm sorry for any unfortunate inconveniences for being here out in sea."

"Sea? I'm out in the sea? Cool!"

And so, after a long explanation involving the movie, my character, my name, and whether or not that an alias is a food, she agreed to my offer. Here's how it went. I had planned to have Suu here in the story by having her as my 'new' first mate. She travels with me and helps upon the adventures until the fanfiction was over and I make sure to supply her with as much food as she can. All along with all of her memories intact. She agreed and I removed the shackles from being nailed to the bottom of the boat. This is proof that I don't always play with a full deck as water started to come in from the holes. Suu and me quickly took two buckets and started to bail the water out.

While this happened, my mind was in a fit of extreme happiness. So far all the characters were in their right positions, the scenario has been set up without a hitch, their memories messed up as needed, and I was playing Jack Sparrow. To quote the movie character Austin Powers, YEAH BABY, YEAH!

Update date: 08/26/2006