Chapter 1
okay RiGbYmAnIaC here, I decided to take a break from Rigbysochill for a few days, because I can't think of what to write next. I tried to think of some other ideas and truly all my other ideas were really awful... yeah, I can't really write comedy, I'm better at romance then anything. Anyway I hope you like this new story I came up with.
Rigby and Eileen had been going out for a week now, and Eileen thought Rigby would be fine with going to the next level, but she wasn't really sure how he'd handle it. Rigby walked through the door to the coffee shop Mordecai close behind, "Hey Margaret, Eileen in the back?" Rigby asked.
"Yeah, she's back there. Do you want me to get her for you?" She asked.
"Yeah, sure," Rigby replied.
Margaret walked into the backroom a place where only employees and their family are supposed to be, "Eileen, your boyfriend is here."
"Send him back here please tell him we need to talk in private," Eileen said.
Margaret walked back out, "Rigby, Eileen wants you in the back, she said she wants to talk to you in private."
"Ohhhhhh, looks like someone's getting dumped," Mordecai said.
"Shut up!" Rigby shouted getting down from his stool he walked slowly towards the back room, was she really wanting to break up with him, but he thought their relationship had been going great, sure he was a little insensitive at times, but that was just him, that was the guy Eileen wanted, Right? He opened the door and walked in.
"Hey, sweetie," Eileen said kissing Rigby on the cheek.
"Hey," Rigby replied, "What's this 'private talk' you wanted to have so bad?"
"Rigby, you know I love you right?" Eileen said.
"Yeah, and I love you," Rigby said.
"Okay, well I think it's time we took it to the next level," Eileen said.
"You don't mean?" Rigby said already knowing what the next level was.
"Uh huh," Eileen nodded.
"Are you sure I'm ready?" Rigby asked.
"I'm positive, and I think my parents are too," Eileen said.
Chapter 2
"So, Eileen thinks you're ready for this?" Mordecai said shocked as Rigby told him what happened.
"Apparently, and dude, I can't let her down!" Rigby said now scared.
"I know dude, you screw this up and you and Eileen are screwed," Mordecai said.
"That's why I need your help dude," Rigby begged.
"I don't know why should I help you with this?" Mordecai said looking for something more then begging.
"Dude come on, what do you want?" Rigby said desperately.
"Hmmhmm , I want 5 free solids and you doing my chores for 2 days," Mordecai said expertly.
"WHAT!"Rigby screamed.
"Hey, you don't want to screw it up for Eileen do you?" Mordecai asked mockingly.
"No," Rigby stated.
"Okay, so we have a deal?" Mordecai inquired.
"Deal," Rigby said shaking hands with his friend.
"Mordecai, I don't know if I want to do this," Rigby said.
"No, dude, no backing down now, Eileen expects you to do this so we have to train you," Mordecai said.
"Yeah, but It's hopeless, I just can't be trained to do this," Rigby said.
"The way I see it, you're like a puppy, we need to make you into a dog," Mordecai said.
"Yeah, well I'm sure training puppies is easier then training me," Rigby said.
"No, you're just like a puppy, you can be trained using treats," Mordecai said.
"What? I'm not eating dog treats if that's what your thinking!" Rigby yelled.
"No, dude, not dog treats," Mordecai reached in a bag, he had been holding," video games."
"Is that the new Dig Champs game!" Rigby said jumping up and down.
"Yeah, but you don't get it unless you impress me," Mordecai said.
"Awww, what , dude!" Rigby said pouting.
"Well, if you want it that bad, then impress me," Mordecai said.
"Fine, I'll try," Rigby said.
"Okay, so Rigby, what kind of degree do you plan on getting," Mordecai said making his voice deep.
"A degree? Hahaha, dude you have to be kidding me, I'm a high school dropout!" Rigby said laughing. Well he laughed until he got hit in the head with a rolled up newspaper, "OW! Dude!"
"No, bad Rigby!" Mordecai said.
"What did I say?" Rigby asked throwing his hands up.
"You never, NEVER, say you're a high school dropout in front of the people, NEVER, even if you have to lie," Mordecai explained.
"Whatever dude, but that really hurt," Rigby said rubbing his head.
"Yeah, well that's what you're going to get every time you say something wrong," Mordecai said.
"Okay, I think I've got it now, let's try again," Rigby said now feeling refreshed.
"Okay, Rigby, What kind of job are you going to get?" Mordecai asked.
"Oh, well, I do have some experience with astronauts, so probably something in that area," Rigby said.
"Good boy," Mordecai said petting Rigby on the head.
"Dude quit it!" Rigby said trying to push Mordecai's hand off his head.
"Come on, I always wanted a dog," Mordecai replied.
Chapter 3
It took a lot of hard training and Rigby getting hit in the head a bunch of times, but finally the day came. "Okay, dude, don't stress, go but her some flowers, and remember everything I taught you," Mordecai said handing Rigby some money he pushed him out the door.
"Okay, okay, I got this go in hand her the flowers and go with the flow," Rigby said as he walked in the coffee shop. When he got there, he found someone kissing Eileen on the cheek.
"Hey, back off, that's my girl," Rigby said walking over to the guy who was no taller then him.
"Rigby, honey, come here for a minute," Eileen said pulling Rigby aside.
"What's up with that, I thought you loved me," Rigby said.
"I do love you honey, that's my dad," Eileen said pointing to the guy whom he had yelled at.
"Oh, uhhhh , sorry sir, I just you know, don't like coming in to see a different guy kissing my girl," Rigby said trying to apologize.
"It's okay," he replied holding out his hand he said," my name is Derek, I am Eileen's father."
"I'm Rigby, Eileen's boyfriend," Rigby replied shaking his outstretched hand.
Eileen smiled and thought, 'okay, one parent down, the other to go.'
"So, Dad, where's mom?" Eileen said hugging Rigby.
"Your mother went to the restroom, she should be back in a few minutes," he said.
As if on cue, Eileen's mom walked through the door, "Hi, Mom," Eileen said.
"Oh, hi honey," she said kissing Eileen on the forehead.
"Mom, this is Rigby, my boyfriend,"Eileen said.
"Oh, hello, Rigby, I am Eileen's mother, Hannah," she said.
"Hello," Rigby said shaking her hand as well.
"Eileen, honey, you said we were going somewhere fancy?" her mom asked.
"Oh, yes, we are going to a fancy Italian restaurant," Eileen said grabbing her purse.
"Oh, Italian food does sound nice," she said.
"Yeah, sweetie, you always make such good decisions," Rigby said, kissing her on the cheek.
"Okay, then let's get going," Derek said suddenly getting very uncomfortable.
So,did you like it? I'm gunna try to upload at least 3 new chapters each week. So anyway I hope I get farther into this story, but to do that I'm gunna need some comments. RiGbYmAnIaC out! :))