A/N Okay people I've put aside my laziness and finally after months I am getting this up here. Its my first ever Fanfic
I need some constructive criticism but just saying this wasn't the worst story ever is okay, but if you do say it is give a reason please.
Description: Everything that happened in the inheritance cycle never happened Only Eragon thinks it has so here is what's really happening Also an OC named Kenny and another one sometime later
Eragon/my imagination crossover
Pairings: Araya/Kenny unrequited poor Araya (not)
Kenny/Gertrude yes the healer, unrequited poor Kenny
Eragon/Araya also unrequited
Kenny/OC as far as I know that might work out
Rating T for swearing
Disclaimer: If I owned these characters…hehe but I don't so if a lawyer or C.P just happens to be reading this (doubtful) you can't (shouldn't) sue me
Chapter one- Kenny
One day in a town far far away in a land far far away, there was a boy Named Kenny.
Kenny was the smartest boy in all of Alagaesia, if you listened to his mother.
He was also very handsome, if you listened to his mother.
But as we all have met Kenny (except you) we know that he is a completely 'normal' and 'average' child, besides his to big nose witch is always runny and his to small tummy.
He is so tall but his head is too small that one-day he was mistaken for a shrunken-head stand.
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"My What an exquisite shrunken head you have there, fine condition the stand is so realistic it could be mistaken for a real boy!" Commented Brom excitedly; he had not seen a shrunken head in such fine condition since his visit to Surda where his interest in them was sparked.
"Um sir, he is my son." Mrs.Ruberen replied angrily
"But of course! I was only joking!" Brom said quickly, but he knew he hadn't gotten away with it as soon as he saw her face turning as red as his backside was about to be.
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But one thing that outshines all the rest is his friend Eragon who some might say is not to bright unless he covers himself with glowworms… again.
Now you have all read the story of Eragon told by (a plagiarist named) Christopher Paolini , but now you will read the real stry of what happened that day to the Elvish Princess Araya, who as we all know has raven black hair, emerald green eyes and smells like freshly crushed pine needles etc you know the rest it was mentioned so many times.
AHHHHHH my eyes OHH the repetition!! It burns my eyes!!
Intermission
Ah hem sorry about that, now on to our story.
Um that's all for now folks tell me how it is so far.
I'm putting more up for now, the actual story part this is more of an introduction really… oh a prologue that's the word.
So R/F and all that good stuff