Amika: Hihi peoples! I am here with brand new material! It is merely something Christmas, so basically, after Christmas, this story will have magically vanished, yeppers. Also, me is not in this story except to write it. And to make strange stuff happen. (MUAHAHAHA!)

Kaiba: Whatever.

Amika: That's 22 days of non-stop torture! Yay! Except for Yugi cause he's so kawaii!

Yugi: WAHHH! I DON'T WANT TO BE KAWAII! (stops crying) Oh wait. I'm not going to be tortured? Cool.

Amika: Just kidding! Of course you're gonna be tortured!

Yugi: (pouts) That's not nice!

Amika: When was I ever nice?

Yugi: Hmm…..good point.

Amika: Anyways, we've wasted enough time. So on with the story!

Lawyer dude: Wait! You forgot the disclaimer!

Amika: (sigh) You're really annoying……..

Disclaimer: I no own YuGiOh or whatever else is mentioned in this story.

When Elves Take Over

Prologue

Santa: (sigh) I am so bored! I'm getting really pissed off. I mean, all I do is wait for Thanksgiving, then I just go, 'Billy, nice. Kaiba, naughty. Yugi, nice. Tea, too weird to give presents to. No wonder I'm overweight……"

Some random elf: I know! I think all this frustration on teaching kid elves what to do is making me short!

Santa: Uhhh, nope. That's just genetics.

Some little kid elf: (to the elf Santa is talking to) Mr. Gaskill, how are elves made?

Mr. Gaskill: (through clench teeth) I don't know. Ask Miss Who-Gives-A-Damn that question. She'll probably know.

Little elf: (too dumb to know any better) OK! (wanders of shouting for Miss Who-Gives-A-Damn)

Mr. Gaskill: (chuckles) That kid is so expelled. (cell phone rings) Damn! Stupid wife…(ignores call) Hey! I got an idea! How 'bout we get all of the elves, and go take over humans!

Santa: That's the only good idea you've had since I promoted you! Since I just realized you are a crappy worker, as soon as we get back, I'm going to fire you!

Mr. Gaskill: Huh? No, wait, sir…

Narrator Guy: So, our young mischief-makers head off to round the other elves up for the takeover of humankind!

-2 hours later-

Santa: Okay, people-er, elves! Here is a hat, filled with every single person on earth's names on a piece of paper! How did I do it! I'm Santa! It's a magical hat! Okay! Elves! Let's choose!

(everybody chooses name)

List of Switchovers

Santa-Seto Kaiba (why does everyone call him Kaiba?)

John Gaskill-Yugi Moto

Jane Who-Tara Gardner(if you don't know who this is, read other story. While you are there, review story!)

Jessica Who-Tea Gardner

Kevin Arg-Yami (does he have a last name?)

Sebastian Voulgur-Mokuba Kaiba

Jimmy Marko-Joey Wheeler

Jesse Hopix-Tristan

Narrator person: Now this list could go on and on, but that would be really boring, and I do not know the names of every single person on the earth, so, yeah. Let's continue.

Santa: Ok, now, do your uh, magicy, elfy stuff now, and TAKE OVER THE PESKY HUMANS! MUAHAHAHA!

(All the elves look at him like he is crazy)

Santa: Um, I mean, let's go have some fun?

(still looking at him like he was crazy)

Santa: (in a semi-scary voice) GO, OR YOU ALL ARE FIRED! MUAHAHAHAHA!

(All the elves start chanting weird incantations)

Santa: Now, let the fun begin!

Amika: Okay, this was the, um, prologuey part. Yeah. So, review! I NEED THE REVIEWS TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, not really, or it would be really pathetic…Oh, and no flames please! Fires are scary……….(cowers in fear)