WHY I WISH I WAS MY COUSIN

Okay, so I act like I hate her but I admire her for one reason and one reason only...HIS eyes are on her. If you don't know what I'm talking about then I might as well start when I found out SHE was coming to stay with us...AGAIN!

Daddy had just finished singing his new song for me and him when he dropped the bomb. Well not really but I kinda edged him towards it.

Miley – Daddy that was great...What's wrong?

Oliver– How do you know that something's wrong?

Miley– Every great song that he has ever written was because of something happened or is going to happen...So what is it?

Robbie Ray – Cant a guy just write a good song?

Miley– (while giving him a stare) NO!

Robbie Ray– okay...Luann's coming to stay with us for a few days.

Miley–WHAT!?

Okay now skip to when Luann is telling Oliver about me AND she is doing her pig calls.

Oliver– Where have you been my whole life (directing his question to Luann)

I just stare at him and wonder WHY HER? WE LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!

Skip to the part where me and Luann are both dressed as Hannah and Lilly and Oliver don't know which on is which.

Oliver– I have a way to figure out...Both of you kiss me!

Both Hannahs– OKAY!

Oliver– WHAT!?

Lilly– Now I'm confused(she has her moments to people, so don't make fun of her, she is my best friend)

Oliver– YOU!? Both of them want to kiss me!(He's just a DOUGHNUT...A hott buff sexy doughnut that I ...never mind back to the story)

I ran off and Oliver chased me.

Oliver– Miles wait! CANT WE JUST TALK?

Miley– WHAT!?

Oliver– were you lying back there?

I just stare at the floor.

Miley– No...

Oliver– Miley...

I look up at him and he grabs a hold of me and kisses me.

Miley– Wow! (What I was just kissed by my crush?)

Oliver–Yeah wow(still a doughnut)

Miley– this is the only reason that I have ever admired Luann.

Oliver– really?!

Miley– Yeah

Oliver–So are we together?

Miley–Yeah, if you want to be!

Oliver– yeah...

Miley– YAY, we're a couple

So now you know the whole story. Me and Oliver are still together going on 3 years now. That's why I WISHED I was my cousin.