Kiseki: Okie guys this is my ~*~first~*~ fic so please be nice, but if you
have suggestions I'll be glad to hear them!!
Rakuten: *rolls eyes*
Kiseki: oh by the way Rakuten is my muse, he is the optimism panda, although he is not very optimistic towards me. *evil looks*
Rakuten: *grrrrrr*
Kiseki: Alright alright, im getting the fic ready!! And as I have changed my screenname throughout the story, this is my fic name. ^_^
Rakuten: *falls asleep*
Episode One: The Intro
Kiseki: HELLO everybody!! I am the announcer for this game show. *looks around* HEY!! Where in the yellow trees is the audience???
**author's.note: I got the no audience thing from MB!**
Random Camera boy: uh..sir..we..uh..never scheduled an audience.
Kiseki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER "SCHEDULED" AN AUDIENCE?!?! They are supposed to pay TO WATCH THIS SHOW!!!
Same boy: *mumbles* okay well then nobody PAID for tickets.
Kiseki: WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?!
*boy runs away*
Kiseki: Ahem.Well will our bachelor come out.and HEEEEEEEEERE comes LINK!!!!
*claps as if he is the audience*
Link: Hello hello, now dear fans.wait where ARE the fans??
Kiseki: *rolls eyes* There aren't any, sit your Hyrulian butt down on the stool right there.
Link: *stares in disbelief* NO FANS????? *sobs* But they LOOOOOOVE me!! I was on the Zasshi front cover six times in a row!!
**author's note: zasshi means magazine in Japanese, here it is used as a magazine title**
Kiseki: **mumbles** well not everybody reads porn magazines.
Link: HEY!! I HEARD THAT!!
Kiseki: **rolls eyes again** Well let's get on with the show. Let's meet our five bachelorettes!!
Link: ooh goody!! Let's see those booties!!
Kiseki: Stop being so perverted! **coughs** Okay, bachelorette number one comes from a place very far away. She spends most of her time on space ships, and wears a hot suit made of iron.let's welcome SAMUS ARAN!!
Link: **strains eyes to see the shadow of bachelorette number one.**
Aran: **blows a kiss through the sheet.**
Kiseki: Welcome Samus. Now our next bachelorette comes from a nearby village.although she's a princess she doesn't have much luck with guys.let's meet Princess ZELDA!!
Link: **to himself** where have I heard that name before.
Zelda: **walks daintily to her stool**
Kiseki: Alright.Bachelorette number three.you've seen her on TV shows, read about her in magazines, and now it's time to meet her in person! Meet JIGGLYPUFF!!
Link: **falls off chair anime style** HOLY MONKEY BALLS!! SHE'S A PUFFBALL!!
Kiseki: Don't be so rude.she's a pokemon.
Link: **rolls eyes**
**Through the curtain you see Jigglypuff getting help onto her stool by Princess Zelda.**
Kiseki: Now.Bachelorette number four has been married twice.but it was to two brothers, and it didn't work out, so now she's back for some real action.welcome Princess PEACH!!
Link: didn't I see her already??
Kiseki: No you idiot that was Princess Zelda! You stupid head.
Link: O.O
Kiseki: Now number five and our last Bachelorette.She is also a princess who comes from a nearby area. Unlike the rest of our guests, she has five appendages, which in itself is all very sexy.meet bachelorette number five.Princess RUTO!!
Link: **falls off stool again** I didn't know she was BLUE.
Kiseki: Shut-up you baka!
**author's note: there are two kinda of baka, this one means stupid.sorta**
Link: OOH NO!! You DIDN'T!! You just spoke Japanese!! YOU.YOU.MARTH/ROY SYMPATHIZER!!
Kiseki:**rolls eyes.for the third time.**
Link: **gets up and starts yelling and pointing.** IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!! YOU ARE ALL JAPANESE FREAKS! THAT'S WHY THERE ISN'T AN AUNDIENCE, THAT'S WHY TWO OF THE GUESTS ARE UNHUMAN, TWO OF THEM LOOK LIKE TWINS, AND ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A MAN!! YOUR ARE ALL PLANNING AGAINST ME! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!! YOU WILL NO-**falls down**
Kiseki: finally he shut up. Thanks Peach for the frying pan.
Peach: No problem. *sits back down*
Kiseki: Stay tuned.next episode.The Question Round.
Peach: and REVIEW! Otherwise I'll hit YOU with a frying pan.
~END~
Kiseki: Well that wasn't so bad was it??
Rakuten: **sleeping**
Kiseki: YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH?? **tear tear**
Rakuten: **rolls over**
Kiseki: aye yai yai.
Rakuten: *rolls eyes*
Kiseki: oh by the way Rakuten is my muse, he is the optimism panda, although he is not very optimistic towards me. *evil looks*
Rakuten: *grrrrrr*
Kiseki: Alright alright, im getting the fic ready!! And as I have changed my screenname throughout the story, this is my fic name. ^_^
Rakuten: *falls asleep*
Episode One: The Intro
Kiseki: HELLO everybody!! I am the announcer for this game show. *looks around* HEY!! Where in the yellow trees is the audience???
**author's.note: I got the no audience thing from MB!**
Random Camera boy: uh..sir..we..uh..never scheduled an audience.
Kiseki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER "SCHEDULED" AN AUDIENCE?!?! They are supposed to pay TO WATCH THIS SHOW!!!
Same boy: *mumbles* okay well then nobody PAID for tickets.
Kiseki: WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?!
*boy runs away*
Kiseki: Ahem.Well will our bachelor come out.and HEEEEEEEEERE comes LINK!!!!
*claps as if he is the audience*
Link: Hello hello, now dear fans.wait where ARE the fans??
Kiseki: *rolls eyes* There aren't any, sit your Hyrulian butt down on the stool right there.
Link: *stares in disbelief* NO FANS????? *sobs* But they LOOOOOOVE me!! I was on the Zasshi front cover six times in a row!!
**author's note: zasshi means magazine in Japanese, here it is used as a magazine title**
Kiseki: **mumbles** well not everybody reads porn magazines.
Link: HEY!! I HEARD THAT!!
Kiseki: **rolls eyes again** Well let's get on with the show. Let's meet our five bachelorettes!!
Link: ooh goody!! Let's see those booties!!
Kiseki: Stop being so perverted! **coughs** Okay, bachelorette number one comes from a place very far away. She spends most of her time on space ships, and wears a hot suit made of iron.let's welcome SAMUS ARAN!!
Link: **strains eyes to see the shadow of bachelorette number one.**
Aran: **blows a kiss through the sheet.**
Kiseki: Welcome Samus. Now our next bachelorette comes from a nearby village.although she's a princess she doesn't have much luck with guys.let's meet Princess ZELDA!!
Link: **to himself** where have I heard that name before.
Zelda: **walks daintily to her stool**
Kiseki: Alright.Bachelorette number three.you've seen her on TV shows, read about her in magazines, and now it's time to meet her in person! Meet JIGGLYPUFF!!
Link: **falls off chair anime style** HOLY MONKEY BALLS!! SHE'S A PUFFBALL!!
Kiseki: Don't be so rude.she's a pokemon.
Link: **rolls eyes**
**Through the curtain you see Jigglypuff getting help onto her stool by Princess Zelda.**
Kiseki: Now.Bachelorette number four has been married twice.but it was to two brothers, and it didn't work out, so now she's back for some real action.welcome Princess PEACH!!
Link: didn't I see her already??
Kiseki: No you idiot that was Princess Zelda! You stupid head.
Link: O.O
Kiseki: Now number five and our last Bachelorette.She is also a princess who comes from a nearby area. Unlike the rest of our guests, she has five appendages, which in itself is all very sexy.meet bachelorette number five.Princess RUTO!!
Link: **falls off stool again** I didn't know she was BLUE.
Kiseki: Shut-up you baka!
**author's note: there are two kinda of baka, this one means stupid.sorta**
Link: OOH NO!! You DIDN'T!! You just spoke Japanese!! YOU.YOU.MARTH/ROY SYMPATHIZER!!
Kiseki:**rolls eyes.for the third time.**
Link: **gets up and starts yelling and pointing.** IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!! YOU ARE ALL JAPANESE FREAKS! THAT'S WHY THERE ISN'T AN AUNDIENCE, THAT'S WHY TWO OF THE GUESTS ARE UNHUMAN, TWO OF THEM LOOK LIKE TWINS, AND ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A MAN!! YOUR ARE ALL PLANNING AGAINST ME! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!! YOU WILL NO-**falls down**
Kiseki: finally he shut up. Thanks Peach for the frying pan.
Peach: No problem. *sits back down*
Kiseki: Stay tuned.next episode.The Question Round.
Peach: and REVIEW! Otherwise I'll hit YOU with a frying pan.
~END~
Kiseki: Well that wasn't so bad was it??
Rakuten: **sleeping**
Kiseki: YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH?? **tear tear**
Rakuten: **rolls over**
Kiseki: aye yai yai.