On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Hot Shot: Laserbeak in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Starscream: A new leader!

Hot Shot: And Laserbeak in a pear tree!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Thrust: Three Squidward dollies!

Starscream: A new leader!

Hot Shot: Don't forget Laserbeak in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Red Alert: Four new tools to work with!

Thrust: Can I have some Squidward dollies?

Starscream: Didn't I say I wanted a new leader?

Hot shot: Plus Laserbeak in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Galvatron: Five brand new minicons!

Red Alert: Four new tools to work with.

Thrust: Must have Squidward dollies.

Starscream: Kick Galvatron out!

Hot Shot: *running out of breath now* Laserbeak...in...pear...tree...

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Optimus: Six Starsabers.

Galvatron: Five new minicons!

Red Alert: I want four new tools.

Thrust: GIVE ME SQUIDWARD DOLLIES!!

Starscream: KILL GALVATRON!!!

Hot Shot: Uh...what was it again?

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Sideways: Seven things to save my Unicron.

Optimus: Six Starsabers.

Galvatron: Five minicons to dispose of Starscream!

Red Alert: Can I have four new tools?

Thrust: WAAAAAAAA!!

Starscream: Can we get rid of cry-baby squidhead?

Hot Shot: o.O

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Tidal Wave: Eight new pairs of shoes.

Sideways: I wanna save Unicron!

Optimus: Can I have six Starsabers?

Galvatron: STARSCREAM IS A TRAITOR!

Red Alert: This is the eighth time I've asked...

Thrust: Pweeze? ;_;

Starscream: Oh great...

Hot Shot: -_-v

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Sideswipe: Nine more brothers!

Tidal Wave: Dangit! Broke a pair...

Sideways: No one touches him and no one gets hurt!

Optimus: *tune of 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'*I wish for a bunch of Starsabers, I wish for a bunch of Starsabers...

Galvatron: By the way, are there any more minicons?

Red Alert: If someone doesn't answer me soon...

Thrust: :(

Starscream: Can I please have a new leader other than Galvabutt?

Hot Shot: Hehehehehe...and Laser...hey, where'd he go?

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Cyclonus: Ten books of jokes! :)

Sideswipe: C'mon! Hot Shot is starting to get annoying.

Tidal Wave: Darn it! That's the second one!

Sideways: ......Okay, no one coming...

Optimus: *sigh* When will the madness end?

Galvatron: Oh come on, there have GOT to be more minicons around here somewhere...

Red Alert: *groan* Can I please have an answer?!

Thrust: *tears well up* No one listens to me anymore...

Starscream: No one ever listened to you, anyway.

Hot Shot: I am not annoying!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

JetFire: Eleven computers beeping

Cyclonus: Hey, why did the skeleton not cross the road?

Sideswipe: He is too...

Tidal Wave: Good thing I have eight pairs...

Sideways: I believe I have made my point.

Optimus: This is crazy...*leaves*

Galvatron: Hey! Where are YOU going?!

Red Alert: Why doesn't anybody listen to ME? :(

Thrust: Cause you look silly! ^^

Starscream: No, you look silly, conehead.

Hot Shot: I AM NOT!

On the twelvth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Demolisher: Twelve horns a-blowin'! (?)

JetFire: Can somebody shut these things up?

Cyclonus: Because he had 'no body' to go with! *LOL*

Sideswipe: Fine, be that way...

Tidal Wave: If these things don't stop breaking...

Sideways: *starts singing something else*

Scavenger: *had to replace Optimus* Man, why did I have to come here?

Galvatron: *pouts* This is boring.

Red Alert: Okay fine, I guess I won't get anything this year...

Thrust: But I want a Squidward dolly...

Starscream: We know that already!

Hot Shot: Fine, I will! *pouts in a corner*

-Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!

Okay, these guys are REALLY out of whack with their original personalities and this is EXTREAMLY pointless and waaay too late for X-mas, but oh well...I didn't have enough time to write one so I'll just post it up. I'm new here, go a little easy on me. Love, peace y'all and a happy new year! Tehehehe...byesies! ^^