AfterLives.
I do not own any Characters all belong to Super Smash Bros and Nintendo.
These are all Make believe interviews.
Reporter Sam: Well Hi. How's it going?
Mario: Oh it's Great I'm fine, you?
Sam: Oh Yes I'm doing great. So you ready to start?
Mario: *Nods*
Sam: 3. 2. 1. Hello viewers at home welcome to Afterlives with Samantha Terren. Today I am with the one and only Mario.
Mario: Its-A-Me
Sam: So let's dive in Okay? First of all Mario what are you doing now that you are out of the Video game business. Though if your not out of the business please correct me.
Mario: No I'm definitely out of the business. Ha. I am still in plumbing actually it's a family business I could never give up on it.
Sam: So you've got a full time job what about family.
Mario: Oh Family is just great. Me and Luigi have parted ways actually no more one bedroom apartments for us. Ha. But um yeah I've got a Wife. *scratches chin* My second wife, as I'm sure you've heard me and Peach split back in 2011. Now I'm happily in a new relationship. As I'm sure you've also heard about my new wife.
Sam: So tell me do you have custody and who is the new wife for the viewers who may not know.
Mario: Well my Wife's name is Jamie Ann Taylor, she's from the Sims. Oh and Yes I do have full custody, Peach sadly isn't in her best condition after the split. I do pray for her and wish her the best though.
Sam: I too. But you and Jamie were making headlines in October, Am I right?
Mario: Oh yeah we were making headlines not wanted but we were the talk of the town.
Sam: So for you viewers who can't remember rumors were speculating that Mario and Jamie were Pregnant.
Sam: But then you followed up the topic early this month.
Mario: Yeah after more bugging I said if we are pregnant I would announce it next time I was on the camera. And since I have been dodging the cameras.
Sam: Well here you are?
Mario: Well Yeah we're pregnant a boy, So now Mario Jr has someone to pick on as I did to Luigi.
Sam: Well that seems to be all we have time for. I'm Samantha Terren this is Mario. You heard here first Jamie Ann is Pregnant and have a good night!