Pablo loved this stuff he found in the soda section of Wal-Mart. It was called 'Mountain Dew,' and it was the exact same color as radioactive sludge. Okay, so Pablo had never actually seen radioactive sludge, but he always assumed it was bright green. Anyway, his mommy told him he wasn't allowed to have this Mountain Dew stuff, but it was okay because he was home alone for the first time. So the first thing he did was go to the store and buy a bazillion containers of the super-yummy stuff. It took him two seconds to get a massive sugar rush from it.

Then he went home to watch YouTube videos of cute little kittens. One of the videos involved a cat playing with power tools, which reminded Pablo of his old chain saw. But the police took that away a few weeks ago; Pablo was still very upset over that. His counselor suggested that he do fun things to distract him from being so upset.

So Pablo got an idea from another YouTube video known as 'Fred goes Swimming.' He went outside to fill up his old baby pool. From the video, he remembered that he needed a toy shark. But he 'accidently' flushed all of those down his school's toilet one day, so he figured that he might as well subsitute a real one.

"Hi, Pablo," Tyrone said, walking into the large conjoined yard. Two seconds later...

"Aah, there's a shark!" Tyrone yelled in a perfect imitation of Fred.

Another two seconds...

No more Tyrone.

"I am so sorry!" Pablo gasped. But he asn't thinking about his friend being eaten moments ago. "I am so sorry, Mr. Shark. Moose doesn't taste too good, does it? Wait right here, and I'll go make you some chocolate-chip cookies."

Pablo came back half an hour later with some chocolate-chip rocks. But he forgot that sharks need to constantly move, or they'll drown. His kiddy-pool wasn't exactly an appropriate size for this shark to keep moving...

So Pablo did what his mommy always told him to do in case of a medical emergency.

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Sharky! He was so young, so innocent! Okay, so there was that incident with Tyrone being eaten and all, but- Hey, don't you hang up on me!"

Pablo reminded himself to take the wise advice that encouraged him to set up his kiddy pool in the first place. Then he thought of Fred. Fred wouldn't want him to be upset. So Pablo did what Fred, his role model, would do.

"Aah, I just peed inside the pool! My mom's going to be really mad because she said I'm not suppossed to pee inside it!"

Of course, Pablo's mommy came home right at that moment.

"Pablo, did I hear that correctly? You used the restroom inside a pool? Well, perhaps you aren't really potty-trained. Maybe you should continue wearing diapers."

Of course, because of all the caffeine from the Mountain Dew, Pablo wet the diaper two seconds after his mommy put it on him. That just reinforced her idea that he was still a baby.

So, for the rest of the day, she locked him in a playpen and forced him to watch his freaky laywer, Barney, on television. But of course, he didn't cooperate.

"Crazy penguin lady!" he screamed while tearing his diaper to pieces and throwing them at her.

And that is why Pablo's mommy sent him to juvie.