This was a Creative Writing assignment and I loved it so much that I HAD to share it with all of you! XD

Since my name is Christine, I felt as if I was created to write this! I hope you enjoy!

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Are you lonely? Are you a hopeless romantic? Do you like music? Are you a girl or just an extremely feminine guy? If you answered at least 3 of those questions, then this is for you!

Tired of those guys that "just want one thing"? Are you the obsessive type? Are you turned on by death? The Phantom of the Opera is here to Take You Away!

With any voice, any race, and any language, the angles of music are here to suit YOUR needs!

If you are depressed, he will sing for you!

If someone pissed you off, he will "take care of them"!

If you need to get away from everyday problems, because you are a poor unfortunate soul that just can't take it because everyone loves you too much, he will TAKE YOU AWAY!

If you want to settle down, he has already taken the liberty of sneaking into your room at night to get your ring size, and has stolen the measures of your bodice from the dress maker! Your ring and dress are ready!

If you lost your father, he will BE YO DADDEH!

Get your angel of music, today! Try out for the heavenly choir and if an angel is attracted to your voice, he will stalk you for all eternity!

Get one now, and you will be in a drawing to win an authentic Gerard Butler or Antonio Banderas Phantom!

If your name is Christine... Good Luck!

All it cost is your voice, your life, and all basic human contact!

GET ONE TODAY!

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Okay, now I have to explain a few things...

If you go on youtube, you can find an amazing Live performance of Antonio Banderas singing with the amazing original Christine, Sarah Brightman, so I thought that it would just be a plus!

And if anyone was offended about the whole "BE YO DADDEH" part, don't be. I lost my father 2 years ago, and this is how I cope.

Alrighty then, I hope that you liked this. It was just for Spits 'n Giggles (not for my story... for the saying... oh never mind!)

[I do find it kind of strange that I am a natural soprano I in my Choir class, my name is Christine, and I lost my father... Iiiinteresting...]