Disclaimer: No I don't own any of Weiss, *cries* or any royalties that
Christmas songs may posses. I'm just 'borrowing' them to use in this
little piece of not-so-random insanity. *grins evilly*
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'Twas the night before the day before Christmas, and all through the house... everyone was up, because that's the way vengeful assassins are.
Youji&Schu: *drunk on eggnog (which happens to be spiked, how did that get there?) and bawling out garbled Christmas carols*.
Farfie: *crouches resentfully in a corner, muttering darkly (but not so quietly) at any reference to God. *
The ensuing racket goes something like this...
Youji&Schu: "Siiilient Niiiiight--"
Farfie: "Except for the screaming."
Youji&Schu: "Hooooolyyyyyyyy Niiiiiiight--"
Farfie: "Because screaming--"
Youji&Schu: "All iiiiisss callllllmuh--"
Farfie: "--hurts God."
Crawford: *sits almost resignedly in his chair, while visions of, no, not sugar plums, but tomorrow night being exactly like this, danced in his head. Groans.*
Aya: *in the other recliner, staring pointedly at the fireplace.*...
Ken: *is in kitchen baking cookies*
All: *sweatdrop*
Nagi: *lays on the floor in front of the Christmas tree, arranging the decorations telekinetically in what looked like a mini-ballet of colored orbs, icicles, tinsel, and lights. There is a good amount of backseat driving here from the 'carolers,' who, finally deflated at Farfie's literal mutilation of their songs, are 'assisting.'*
Youji: "Naginaginagi! Put that one with the little puppydog over there!"
Schu: "Nooooooooo, he should put it there, by the one with the kitty!"
Youji: "It's myyyyyyy ornament, put it where I said."
Schu: *very intoxicated* "Nagiiiiii—hey! Nagi, Eggnoggy, EGGNAGI!" *falls into Yohji, and they both collapse in a chortling heap--
-- and are promptly pelted by ornaments, followed by the rest of the tree.*
Youji&Schu: *merely take this as a cue to begin singing 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Fire' (as this song doesn't contain God, Farfie has no problem)*
Crawford: *begins rubbing his temples,... doesn't know how much more of this he can stand... *
Aya: *listens to the noise, mentally replacing 'chestnuts' with Takatori. Smiles.*
All action: stops.
Youji&Schu: *stare at him, conveniently sobered, (now looking sheepish and at opposite sides of the room)*
Schu: "Wai(Wow). Aya smiled." * had not believed that Aya was capable of any such thing*
Aya: smile is now gone, replace with an irritated look.
Youji: *mystified* "OMI! Did you see that! Aya,... hey, where's Omi?"
Schu: *looks at Yohji* "Oh, no."
Youji *looks back* "Did we leave him..."
Together: *panicked* "...IN THE SNOWMAN!!!"
Youji&Schu: *Run to door and shout* "OMI!!!!!!"
Omi: *From his room* "Huh?"
Schu: *drawls* "Whatcha doin'?"
Omi: * hurriedly* "Nothing!"
Schu: *Takes a peek in Omi's mind and finds that it is most certainly not 'nothing,' smiles* "C'mon, what were you doing..."*adds ominously* "on you computer..."
Youji: *Smiles knowingly*
Omi: "Nothing!"
Schu: *Shoves into Omi's room and, stealing Omi's password from his head
(Omi: HEY!), opens the file Omi just closed*
Youji: *Leans over Schu's shoulder to see screen expectantly*
Schu: "ahem" *reads aloud* "dear Santa..."
Youji: *facefualt*
Schu: "last year's stuff was great, thanx, and I've left his year's list a bit late so I'll make it short—"
Five Minuets Later
"—a new motorcycle more flower pots and more poison darts..." *Schu stops, horrified*
Youji: *Looks disgusted* "You little perv."
Schu: * outraged* "How dare you ask Santa Claus for the things you use to kill people! That's like, that's just,..." *becomes lost for words*
Farfie: *Walks in with the baby Jesus from the Nativity scene impaled on a knife, hearing conversation* "That's just wrong."
Schu: *Turns to look at Farfie* "HUH?!?"
Farfie: *Shrugs* "Santa Claus hurts God"
Schu: "Okaaaaaaaay..." *decides he doesn't want to know*
Omi: *confused* but I'm almost out...
Youji&Schu&Farfie: *shake heads. It seems some people will do anything for the sake of killing.*
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ChibiDraki-chan: "Hope you liked it! Sorry about the absence of Kenken, he'll be in the next one!"
Ken: *Pouting* "Really?"
PA-chan: "Hai(Yes)."
Ken: *insta-chibi, smiles* "Okaaaay!"
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'Twas the night before the day before Christmas, and all through the house... everyone was up, because that's the way vengeful assassins are.
Youji&Schu: *drunk on eggnog (which happens to be spiked, how did that get there?) and bawling out garbled Christmas carols*.
Farfie: *crouches resentfully in a corner, muttering darkly (but not so quietly) at any reference to God. *
The ensuing racket goes something like this...
Youji&Schu: "Siiilient Niiiiight--"
Farfie: "Except for the screaming."
Youji&Schu: "Hooooolyyyyyyyy Niiiiiiight--"
Farfie: "Because screaming--"
Youji&Schu: "All iiiiisss callllllmuh--"
Farfie: "--hurts God."
Crawford: *sits almost resignedly in his chair, while visions of, no, not sugar plums, but tomorrow night being exactly like this, danced in his head. Groans.*
Aya: *in the other recliner, staring pointedly at the fireplace.*...
Ken: *is in kitchen baking cookies*
All: *sweatdrop*
Nagi: *lays on the floor in front of the Christmas tree, arranging the decorations telekinetically in what looked like a mini-ballet of colored orbs, icicles, tinsel, and lights. There is a good amount of backseat driving here from the 'carolers,' who, finally deflated at Farfie's literal mutilation of their songs, are 'assisting.'*
Youji: "Naginaginagi! Put that one with the little puppydog over there!"
Schu: "Nooooooooo, he should put it there, by the one with the kitty!"
Youji: "It's myyyyyyy ornament, put it where I said."
Schu: *very intoxicated* "Nagiiiiii—hey! Nagi, Eggnoggy, EGGNAGI!" *falls into Yohji, and they both collapse in a chortling heap--
-- and are promptly pelted by ornaments, followed by the rest of the tree.*
Youji&Schu: *merely take this as a cue to begin singing 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Fire' (as this song doesn't contain God, Farfie has no problem)*
Crawford: *begins rubbing his temples,... doesn't know how much more of this he can stand... *
Aya: *listens to the noise, mentally replacing 'chestnuts' with Takatori. Smiles.*
All action: stops.
Youji&Schu: *stare at him, conveniently sobered, (now looking sheepish and at opposite sides of the room)*
Schu: "Wai(Wow). Aya smiled." * had not believed that Aya was capable of any such thing*
Aya: smile is now gone, replace with an irritated look.
Youji: *mystified* "OMI! Did you see that! Aya,... hey, where's Omi?"
Schu: *looks at Yohji* "Oh, no."
Youji *looks back* "Did we leave him..."
Together: *panicked* "...IN THE SNOWMAN!!!"
Youji&Schu: *Run to door and shout* "OMI!!!!!!"
Omi: *From his room* "Huh?"
Schu: *drawls* "Whatcha doin'?"
Omi: * hurriedly* "Nothing!"
Schu: *Takes a peek in Omi's mind and finds that it is most certainly not 'nothing,' smiles* "C'mon, what were you doing..."*adds ominously* "on you computer..."
Youji: *Smiles knowingly*
Omi: "Nothing!"
Schu: *Shoves into Omi's room and, stealing Omi's password from his head
(Omi: HEY!), opens the file Omi just closed*
Youji: *Leans over Schu's shoulder to see screen expectantly*
Schu: "ahem" *reads aloud* "dear Santa..."
Youji: *facefualt*
Schu: "last year's stuff was great, thanx, and I've left his year's list a bit late so I'll make it short—"
Five Minuets Later
"—a new motorcycle more flower pots and more poison darts..." *Schu stops, horrified*
Youji: *Looks disgusted* "You little perv."
Schu: * outraged* "How dare you ask Santa Claus for the things you use to kill people! That's like, that's just,..." *becomes lost for words*
Farfie: *Walks in with the baby Jesus from the Nativity scene impaled on a knife, hearing conversation* "That's just wrong."
Schu: *Turns to look at Farfie* "HUH?!?"
Farfie: *Shrugs* "Santa Claus hurts God"
Schu: "Okaaaaaaaay..." *decides he doesn't want to know*
Omi: *confused* but I'm almost out...
Youji&Schu&Farfie: *shake heads. It seems some people will do anything for the sake of killing.*
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ChibiDraki-chan: "Hope you liked it! Sorry about the absence of Kenken, he'll be in the next one!"
Ken: *Pouting* "Really?"
PA-chan: "Hai(Yes)."
Ken: *insta-chibi, smiles* "Okaaaay!"