DISCLAIMER

I own nothing but the plot and a few characters. Don't sue me.

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CHAPTER ONE

Kairi giggled insanely as she stared up at the blank white ceiling of her house.

Kairi: I see purple dots on the ceiling....

Just then, Riku pops out of nowhere and takes one look at Kairi.

Riku: *whispers to author* She's crazy....

Kairi: HEARD THAT!!

Riku: *coughs* Good for you....

Sora: HI!

Riku: Whoa...wait a minute...how'd you get in here?

Sora: Ah, the wonders of a keyboard...

Kairi: HELLO??? HAVE YOU PEOPLE FORGOTTEN IM HERE?!?!

Rikumi: *is sarcastic* No, we were going to write you out of the story.

Kairi: *dramatically runs around clutching her throat and pretends to die*

Rikumi, Riku, and Sora: YAY!!!

Riku: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!! THE WITCH IS DEAD AND GOOONEE!!!

Sora and Rikumi: AHHH!!! *clutches ears* MY EARS!!!!

Kairi: That voice of Riku's can wake the dead...

Riku: *snicker* That always works.

Sora: WHAT?? I CANT HEAR YOU!

Riku: *yells into Sora's ear* YOU'RE GAY!

Sora: No need to yell; I'm right here!! Sheesh...

Rikumi: Maybe if I back away slowly they won't notice I'm leaving...

Riku and Sora: WHERE YA THINK YOU GOIN'??

Rikumi: Drat.

Kairi: Why is Riku wearing a skirt?

Riku: *looks down* I AM NOT!!!

To be continued...