Hey guys, if you want to read then continue, if you don't want to read then do whatever you want to do, like finding another fanfiction, or something (I'm not you, this is all your choice)

(Just to add, this fanfic is a complete comedy, so it's suppose to be stereotypically stupid in some way. Hope you enjoy this and laugh at this, if not, blame our writing skills. ~bluefire)

(Ahem, can we start the story)

(HOHOHO we should become comedians, am i right Nightly? ~bluefire)

(Can we please start so that the readers can finish this as quickly as they can)

(nooooo, they must see how crazy we are first ~bluefire)

(Anyways, read below before bluefire writes another goddamn sentence)

(HERE WE GOOOO, ENJOY! ~bluefire)

(Shut up)

(... ~bluefire)

(I'm joking, please don't hurt me)

Act 1

Scene 1

Nightly is strolling around in the park while he thinks about a special silver-eyed goddess. Nearby, Artemis lands her chariot and Nightly looks at her. (Don't worry guys, I'm not a stalker, I think)

Nightly: Artemis with her auburn hair. I love her so much, she is so bright and awesome. I love how she is the goddess of the hunt. So sporty, and amazing.

Artemis sees Nightly and walks towards Nightly while he is talking to himself

Nightly: I wonder if she would give me her autograph.

Artemis: Who are you? Why did you call me here? You smell like a demigod.

Nightly: Milady, I think I love you and to be honest, I don't know if I am a demigod. I haven't been attacked by monsters yet I can see them. Oh, Can I have your autograph?

Artemis: You puny person, no male deserves me and because of that, you will not have my autograph.

Nightly: Okay then, do whatever you want.

Artemis: I will kill you.

Nightly: Then kill me, I lived my life till it's peak.

Artemis: Then die.

Artemis shoots a silver arrow at Nightly's chest

Nightly gets shadow travelled to Hades Palace after getting hit and he somehow survives

Act 1

Scene 2

After Nightly gets shadow travelled, he arrives at Hades palace with Hades and Persephone sitting casually in their thrones.

Nightly gasps and moans

Nightly: Ow, so painful.

Poof the arrow disappears as Hades waves his hand

Nightly looks at Hades and Persephone

Nightly: Thank you my lord.

Hades: Hello Nightly, could you go to the room at the back and wait for a while, please.

Persephone: Oh look how much love there was in his eyes.

Hades: Yeah, I'm going to call Artemis, would you like to join?

Persephone: Sure, Oh Iris goddess of the rainbow, show me Artemis.

Artemis: Oh, hey Persephone? Oh, and Hades.

Persephone: I have seen that short dumb looking demigod. (Hey, I'm not dumb looking) To be honest, he loves you too much. You can see it in his eyes. He isn't like that shooting arrow dude, just ask Aphrodite and you will know.

Artemis: No male deserves me, you know that Persephone.

Hades: CAN YOU PLEASE ENTER NIGHTLY?

Nightly charges into throne room

Nightly: Hades, my lo...

was interrupted when he saw Artemis in the iris message

Nightly bows down

Nightly Fire: My lady, I am sincerely sorry.

Artemis: Rise, boy.

Nightly: I did not mean to insult you my lady, it is that my love for you is too strong.

Hades: See Artemis, this boy deserves you.

Persephone: Yeah Artemis!

Artemis looks down onto her feet

Artemis: I am sorry, but I simply cannot have you. I am the maiden goddess, I simply cannot date anyone.

Hades coughs

Hades: Artemis, this can be done, it is in fact, very simple.

the iris message shimmered, signalling the time is nearly up

Artemis: I'll come down here immediately

iris message gets destroyed

Nightly gasps

Nightly: Thank you Hades and Persephone!

Persephone: Don't thank us yet.

Act 1

Scene 3

Enters Nico

Nico: Hey do u know where my dagger is?

Nightly gasps

Nightly: NICO DI ANGELO HOLY COWS!

Nico: Holy cows what now? And who are you?

Nightly: I am Nightly Fire, and can I have your autograph?

Nico: Sure, maybe later?

Hades: Ahem

Hades: Nico, your dagger is in your bedroom.

Nico: Okay bye and Nightly?

Nightly: Yes?

Nico: I will give you my autograph when I find my dagger and pen.

Nightly: Ok.

Nico leaves

Hades: Nightly, please tell me, who are your parents.

Nightly: Ehhh, Chloe Fire is my mother. My mother is dead now and i never knew my dad. My mother told me that my father is an important person. Why my lord?

Hades: I haven't seen my daughter for a long time, you see, Chloe Fire is one of my daughters.

Nightly: What!?

Persephone: What!?

Hades: Don't worry my love, that was a long time ago.

Hades: Chloe was my child. She was a great daughter.

Nico: Wouldn't she be part of the prophecy? Nightly's mother couldn't be that old.

Hades: Chloe was Roman, not Greek so the prophecy had no effect on her.

Hades sniffs

Act 1

Scene 4

Artemis arrives

Artemis: What is going on, Hades what is it, why are you crying?

Hades: This... is my grandson...

Artemis: Wow what?

Nightly: Yeh, I didn't know either.

Persephone coughs

Persephone: Alright you two, get a room.

Artemis glares at Persephone then at Nightly

Artemis: Nightly. I...

Artemis looks into Nightly's eyes

Act 1

Scene 5

Apollo enters

Apollo: Guys ahem.

Nightly and Artemis stop their eye contact and focus on Apollo. Thankfully Apollo is looking around the room and doesn't notice.

Nightly: Wow, Apollo, you look so bright, cool and awesome. So sunny. Can I have your autograph?

Apollo: Uh, I am not so sure. Anyways Zeus told me I had to get you.

Artemis: Ok, goodbye Nightly. See you later?

Apollo: No, Zeus wants everyone here.

Nightly: Wait, what is happening?

Apollo: You are going to Olympus.

Nightly: For what reason?

Apollo: There has been a prophecy and Zeus asked me to get everyone in this room including you apparently.