Hey there! This is my first story that I ever published, so I might as well be called new. :D Well, new at writing. I was already here for a long time, lurking in the shadows, reading your stories silently. Muhahaha. So yes, I'm one of those silent readers who only faves and follows. I thought about reviewing a lot, but somehow I decided against it. Sorry for that, I might just change my ways now. D8 It's more or less a prologue thingy, so it's kinda short.
Well then, I don't own Vocaloid, so enjoy!
"Rin, are you really serious about this?" asked Len in a whisper, hiding behind... well, behind and atop the kitchen counters with Rin beside him. They were "observing" Luka and Miku, as Rin put it, as they chatted happily in the living room. Recently, those two gotten pretty close to each other.
"Deadly serious." answered Rin in a hushed tone, looking through her binoculars. She was disguised as an indoor plant, crouching near Len, who was laying atop the kitchen counters, looking at the pair through his sister's leaves.
"Listen... Rin. I know this is important for you, but-" He was cut off by his twin, who gave him a serious look while halting her observations.
"Bananas don't talk. And it's extremely important. Extremely!" Rin hushed her partner in crime, all the while trying to remain as silent as possible, which gave off a really funny sight, considering the fact that they were dressed as a banana and an indoor plant.
"Okay, so I know this is extremely important for you," he stressed the word "but I think you're taking this a little bit too far. We don't have to stalk-" And once again, he was cut off by the blond plant next to him.
"Observe, Len. We're observing them." She corrected him, as she put down her binoculars and looked up at her brother.
"And we aren't taking this too far, we're just making sure everything is going as planned. We can't let things turn out differently than how we want them to be. We must do this," explained Rin as she reached up and cupped Len's cheek with both hands, making him look her in the eyes.
"Look at me Len! Do I look like someone who hates being awesome? Being recognized? Being worshipped by her fans? Who hates Miku or Luka? Or who hates children?" asked Rin in a tone that didn't allow any objections, still looking into her brother's eyes, trying to manipulate him into helping her even more.
"Ah... uh, no," answered Len, still taken aback by her sister, and the fact that she can talk about things like that with a perfect poker face, no signs of amusement.
"It's settled then," She released Len. "We'll continue with the plan of Getting-Luka-And-Miku-Together-While-Making-Rin-The-Coolest-Person-Ever, in short-"
Len coughed.
Rin looked at Len with a questioning face, and then made a little o with her mouth, showing she understood what he meant by that. "Ah, yes. I meant to say the plan of Getting-Luka-And-Miku-Together-While-Making-Rin-The-Coolest-Person-Ever... And-Len. In short, the plan of G.L.A.M.T.W.M.R.T.C.P.E._A.L."
"I still think your plan is stupid," said Len with a shrug. "No way in hell, that it's going to work. It isn't even a plan! Your so called "observing" in my language means stalking, Rin." The big banana rolled off the counters. "Seriously, you can't expect me to stalk them all day long, just to see if they'll make a move on each other or not! Magnet was just a song, Rin! A SONG! And to top it all off, they can't make BABIES!" exclaimed Len, waving his hands frantically.
"NO! Len, you can't quit now! And they will! Everything is possible now days, there has to be a way for them to have babies!" argued back the plant while crawling closer to the banana Len, grabbing his costume in the process. "And just look at them! I can tell that they're madly in love with each other!" She tried convincing her brother, pointing at Luka and Miku.
They were laughing.
"See? They're having a great time because they love each other sooo much!"
"Rin, this is stupid. Just because they're laughing about something doesn't mean that they're in love with each other!" Len argued back, trying to state his point, which didn't go very well, considering that Rin still tried again.
"But they are! Just look harder, you'll see!" Rin grabbed Len's head and directed it towards the "lovers", as Luka said something that made Miku blush a little. "They are madly. In. Love," whispered Rin in Len's ear.
Len sighed, tired of this. "You know what? I give up. I'll help you, just... just leave me out of this stalking thing. I don't want to see them getting it on." He shook Rin's hand's off of himself and stood up from the floor. He looked at the pair sitting on the sofa, sighed again, and then started walking away, leaving Rin alone with her task of keeping an eye on the pair.
Rin furrowed her brows, grabbed her binoculars again, and whispered, "I want their babies..."
It all started when Miku and Luka sang their duet, Magnet. It was a big hit, and still is. The lyrics came out so heartfelt that it caused rumors to spread rather quickly, which meant raging fans, and that meant trouble. They wanted answers, and the media was more than happy to help them with that.
They couldn't leave the Vocamansion for 2 weeks! The media just wouldn't leave them alone, and some paparazzi even managed to slip through the super-modern security systems and guards. That 2 week was one hell for the Vocaloids. They had to be careful with everything they did, who knows how many cameras were watching them at that time.
When those 2 weeks had passed, the media finally gave up, most of them anyways, and things got better. Luka and Miku still refused to go out though, saying that it was still quite dangerous for them to show up in public, so they stayed for another 3 days.
Meanwhile Rin being who she is, quite enjoyed the mess the two girls got themselves into along with the whole Vocaloid gang. Who wouldn't enjoy a good laugh when it was all over the mansion?
When the media started to leak in, Len got totally scared, and didn't want to go to the bathroom alone, saying that his fangirls might be inside, waiting for him to go in, then lock the door, and rape him. He asked Rin to go with him, and needless to say, Rin laughed her butt off, saying that he was acting like a baby, but in the end she agreed on assisting him to the bathroom, staying outside while he was doing his thing. It was quite amusing, and Len got teased the whole week because of that.
But Len wasn't the only one who got his daily dose of teasing, because Luka was more than willing to embarrass her little "lover". She became quite the tease after Magnet, and poor Miku had to endure it all. Luka would apologize after, but then would say something that'll get Miku flustered all over again. She reasoned that it was because Miku looked too cute when she was embarrassed to actually stop doing it.
Even if those two weeks were stressful, they already learned how to deal with these situations, so they tried to live with it the best way they could. Rin in the meantime got obsessed with Luka and Miku having a real relationship, and started making plans for the future. Like her being a babysitter for their first child, and getting even more famous than she already was with the titles of "The bestest friend of Hatsune Miku," "The awesome babysitter," "The one who sings, dances, and even babysits!" and so on.
She has it all planned out, and she's willing to do anything to make it real!
And that's it for now! I hope you liked it. I would love to hear your thoughts about it, and some constructive criticism would help me out a lot too, because I really don't know if what I wrote was enjoyable or not. ^^"
See you next time, hopefully!
