This is my first Fan Fiction ever so wish me good luck! I've read countless amounts of Fictions and I've even introduced my best friend to it only there's just one problem me: FMA, her: InuYasha. So what's gonna happen if it's combined together? This story is basically gonna be full of humor and maybe some adventure too :D I sincerely hope you like it and if you review I'll upload a Fiction of your choice! Whether its torturing Edward by dumping him into a world of Fan Girls or giving Alphonse all the kitties in the world where Edward would be stuck taking care of them all, your choice. I'll write any anime just go to and look for kaidenstarfire and in my summary I have listed all the animes I have ever watched or read (I forgot to add in Ouran HSHC though). I sincerely hope you have fun reading this! (Based off of Brotherhood because Envy's nice and Ling's a Fat ass)
"Hey brother come check this out!" Alphonse said, excitement radiating off his voice. He was crouched down near an alleyway fumbling with a box in his hands. Edward paled at the sight of it. No. No. No. No! Edward thought vigorously. He didn't want to argue about kittens today.
"What's up Al?" Edward said as he cautiously walked over to the alleyway.
"Look brother!" He held up a box full of…necklaces? Since when did his brother have a thing for necklaces?
"Uh what about them? They're just stupid necklaces?" Then he noticed where this was getting at. Seriously? Cat necklaces. What. The. Hell. Have people literally lost their minds? Then he spotted a necklaces that stuck out of the group. It was a pinkish purple jewel with shells around it. It actually look ancient thought.
"What' wrong brother?" Alphonse noticed his brothers face was screwed up in thought. He watched his brother reach down and pick up a shiny jewel.
"Al. Where did you find the-" His question was cut off by the most annoying voice to ever come across the earth. He spun around to see Mustang and his crew looking with suspicion.
"Fullmetal. I understand that you should be on your way towards Creta with the mission I assigned you instead of-What the hell are you doing with a box of cat necklaces?"
"AHEM. Like I was saying Al, where did you find these?" Roy Mustang was quite annoyed that he wasn't answered but this also struck his curiosity. Why would anyone leave a box of cat necklaces in an alleyway? That was when he started paying attention to his surroundings. This alleyway was a little too wide to be just an alleyway. Alphonse then pointed to a well.
"There!" he said. He didn't honestly go down that well did he? The well looked like it was built 500 years ago with what were those vines growing out of it?
"Al you didn't go down there did you?" Edward said a little creeped out by a random WELL being there.
"No. Brother! What if this well is special? I mean look there were necklaces right outside of it! Lets investigate!" Edward suddenly got annoyed.
"Al you do realize that that well is what 500 years old and crawling with who knows what in there?" Then he heard a malicious laughed and saw Envy standing there right behind him laughing as if there was no tomorrow. Edward glared at him, "what's so funny Envy and what the hell are you doing here anyways! You're not trying to kill us are you?" Everyone stood in a battle stance towards him.
"What is the Fullmetal pipsqueak afraid of the big bad spiders coming to get him? And chill out I only came to have some fun, but that well spiked a little bit of adventure in me." He grinned. Knowing that calling him small would make him angry and if he wasn't "afraid" he would show off and hop into that well without a doubt!
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL YOU CAN CRUSH LIKE AN ANT! I'LL SHOW YOU I'M NOT AFRAID!" Feeling energized Edward jumped into the well not considering how steep it might be. Knew it! Was the last thing that crossed Envy's mind before he and the others (Alphonse reluctantly not wanting to leave the necklaces, brought them along. Mustang and his crew because they were too curious for their own good.) jumped in after him. The next thing they knew the well lit up with a blue light and a woman of a centipede had mysteriously appeared out of nowhere which caused Edward, Envy (surprisingly), and Mustang to scream.
"Give me the Shikan Jewel!" She yelled. Edward, who just noticed he was still holding the Jewel had to be stubborn and not giving it to her (he also thought it would be important if someone was after it).
"Go get your own you stupid giant centipede!" he didn't really know what she was but her bottom half looked as though she were part bug.
"Fullmetal stop being difficult and give her the damn necklace!" Mustang argued over his crew and Alphonse chattering happily about the "cute" cat necklaces.
"No way if this…thing! Is after it then it must be important it might even have powers like the Philosophers Stone!" He yelled back. That's when Mustang started to actually wonder if maybe that stone did have powers. It was different from the rest of the necklaces. He glanced over towards the others and his jaw dropped. His crew were all fixated with the necklaces they didn't even notice the giant centipede woman. You've got to be kidding me.
"Hey Havoc look a woman!" Havoc automatically looked up and what did he do? He actually flirted with her.
"Well hello there, miss. How are you? You're looking dashing today." While saying this Havoc thought: Hell if I cant get normal women to like me I might as well try with her! She is kind of pretty…..I think. The sad thing was that it actually worked.
"Oh…my I'm doing….fine just fine actually. I've never had someone compliment me like that before." she blushed.
"And you wonder why" Edward, Envy, and Mustang muttered.
"What was that?" She yelled. At that moment Havoc put his finger on her lips.
"Hush now my beauty queen they don't know beautiful when they see it By the way my name is Jean. Jean Havoc." She blushed.
"Thank you, well I must be going now my dinner is cooking over a fire and I don't want it again. I'll see you later Jean." She said seductively. She then left and everyone got quiet.
"That was-" Edward cut himself off, speechless at what just happened.
"Disgusting!" Envy finished for him.
"For once I will agree with you Envy." They both looked at Mustang who was utterly speechless. He then looked at Havoc horrified as Havoc just shrugged it off.
"Oh and look this ones actually fluffy!" Alphonse, who was still rambling about the necklaces, said to Fuery. Fuery nodded in agreement.
"IS THIS WELL EVER GONNA END" Edward yelled, who was finally getting sick of the ramblings about cat necklaces. And, as if on cue, everyone landed with a thud. On top of. Mustang. Edward snickered at him, "don't worry I'll repay you with using Alchemy to get out of here" and just as Edward clapped, Mustang yelled.
"No you idiot! The jewel might do something!"
"Oh, right…." Envy, who was stuck in an uncomfortable position between him and Alphonse, whose horn was sticking into his back, had enough of this.
"Do I have to do everything around here?" He then picked Mustang up by the scruff of his collar and everyone fell of. Mustang sighed in relief, "okay everyone hop on!" Envy said. At first he fell down with all the weight on him.
"Woo hoo we're flying!" Edward yelled sarcastically.
"Shut it pipsqueak its not my fault all you guys are fat asses!" and then out of no where.
"Nope that's just me!" Ling said popping out of Alphonse's armor.
"WHAT THE HELL LING! HAVE YOU BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME!" a shocked Edward yelled.
"Well that explains why I was slower than usual!" Alphonse piped in. "Can we just go now?" Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Sure whatever." Then Envy transformed into something mixed with a rope and handles. Everyone was lifted out of the well not expecting to see what they were seeing. There were no buildings or roads and the only sign of life was birds and such.
"Uh guys" Fuery piped up sounding scared. "Yeah" Breda agreed. Finally Falman spoke after being so quiet. "I don't think we're in Amestris anymore.
CLIFFHANGER! Who doesn't love them? So, what did you think? Yes, I know Envy's evil but he must know they have to work together to get out of there. Any suggestions? My best friend, Hannah, said that the cat necklaces should be like the InuYasha sit beads…anyone wanna agree? Lol PLEASE REVIEW AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER :D not to mention I'll post a Free fan fiction and who likes the title? I know Inu's not in it yet but who cares he will be in the next chapter! My mom made peanut butter cookies! ~Noms on a cookie~ if you review I'll give you one! ~holds cookie at you~