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Summary: Sheldon sees his baby for the first time
Sheldon sat in the waiting room of the hospital. Amy and him decided that they would procreate. Penny was their surrogate. They didn't see this as a big deal. They failed to understand emotions.
"What's taking so long," Sheldon whispered to Amy.
"She just went into labor 15.2 minutes ago. If you calculate it right the baby should be born in about 22.9 hours."
Sheldon nodded.
"Alright then lets play a game until he's born."
They knew the baby was going to be a boy. An ultrasound revealed it.
"Very well. Shall we play DEFEND?"
"We shall," Sheldon said.
They played for a few hours. Then Sheldon's alarm on his watch beeped.
"It's time for me to evacuate my bowls." he said.
"Okay," Amy said.
Sheldon went to the bathroom and then washed his face. Then he went to the waiting area again.
"So," Leonard asked, "Do you have a name for him?"
"We decided to name him Albert Lewis."
"Why you pick that name," Raj asked.
"Well isn't it obvious," Amy said, "Albert for the great Albert Einstein and Lewis for the man who came up with penicillin."
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"Congratulations," the doctor said bringing the baby out, "Would you like to hold your son"
Sheldon looked at the baby in the doctor's arms and suddenly he felt something he never felt before.
"Yes please," he said in a whisper.
As he held his first child he finally knew what love felt like