Warning. Akito will be female in this, and Hari will call her a whore, since that's kinda like a joke between me and the people I hang out with :D Enjoy this crack!
One day, Hari the sassy gay friend went to help Akito get some clothes shopping done. He walked around with her, looking around and judging everything that she was looking at. When she started looking at t-shirts, he said,
"Guuurl, you are supposed to be a hoe. You need to start dressing like one." Then he grabbed a shirt that would show a lot of cleavage and got it for her. After that, they went to look at dresses. Hari grabbed some stuff for her that was very sexual. When she tried to protest, Hari just looked at her.
"You like Shigure, right?" He asked.
"Yeah…"
"Then you need to go out there and wear some sexy stuff! It'll totes get his attention. He will be all over you~"
"Really? You think so?"
"Like, totally. Don't worry, gurl. I know what he likes, and I will help you get some of dat sweet Shigure ass."
After that Hari helped Akito with the rest of her shopping and then they went home. Then Hari went out to be a model at Ayame's shop and then went to the gay bar with him. The two of them got very drunk and ended up going back to Aya's house and started making out.
THEN EVERYTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED. THE END.
Hope you enjoyed that crack. I'll be writing more of these for a lot of different animes, so if you have any suggestions let me know by reviewing or PMing me!