Disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter or anything really, so you get the idea right?
A.N: This was written for a challenge: Quotes Cgallenge-The insipirational, the lyrical and the down-right silly.
Jamse stood near the stairs of his home waiting for his death, Voldemort might get him but surely Lily and Harry would be fine.
"What do you want Voldemort?"
"The boy." His raspy voice spoke.
"Why, what has he ever done to you?"
"It isn't what he has done it's what he is going to do."
"And that make you kill him and his family?"
"Yes, why would I be here if I wasn't going to kill him and your precious wife Lily like I'm going to kill you?" The evil man said.
"Are you even sure that it's Harry?"
"Um...No not really it could be any boy born at the end of July though it can't be a twin because I only loaded my wand to kill two people."
"Two people?"
"Yes, I wasn't planing to kill the mudblood, after many pleads of Snape to keep her alive I gave in."
"Lily! Get rid of the twins!" Hoping she got the hint.
"Twins?" He said clearly fustrated.
Up in the nursery Lily Potter had got the hint loud and clear and created a duplicate of Harry, Robin his name was. Both babies started crying.
"Whats going on up there?"
"Babies crying."
"You put up with this?"
"Daily."
"Right I still have to kill you right?"
"Um...Yeah I guess."
Voldemort checked his wand.
"Rats, I only have enough power for one kill"
"Are you even sure that my boys are the ones to destory you?"
"I repeat, no!"
"Then why waste your power?"
"Because I love killing."
"Well how about a bargin?" James asked bravely, well he was a Gryffindor after all.
"What type of bargin?"
"I tell you a boy born at the end of July and you have to do everything to kill him, also you have to leave everyone from the order."
"Why?"
"Because, that is my bargin, you mewling quim."
"Okay, okay, no need to get huffy."
"Unbreakable vow." James challenged.
"Um...Well...Okay."
James and Voldemort girp each others arms.
"Do you Voldemort promise not to harm anyone from the Order?"
"I.…...Do."
"Do you Voldemort promise to do everything to kill the boy that I tell you?"
"I do."
"Lastly, do you Lord Voldemort promise not to kill me or my family?"
"...I...I do."
"I'll give it to you on a piece of parchmen that you can only look at when your in Riddle Manor, it's charmed so don't bother."
Little did Voldemort know that he had been tricked, on the parchment were a few words.
Tom Riddle Jr, aka, Lord Voldemort who happens to be you. Happy death day to you."
James tricked Voldemort, risking his life and more Lily's and Harry's. James ran up stairs, to find Lily with two boys.
"Lily do you want to keep him?"
"Yes."
"Lets sign him up for Hogwarts then." James said with a kiss on her head.
With Voldemort
Voldemort apparated to Riddle Manor, to read the parchment. As he read the unbreakable vow came to his mind.
"Do you Voldemort promise to do everything to kill the boy, that I tell you?"
"I...Do."
The word haunted his mind, he had to kill himself, how rubish was that?
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