TwiTwitter disclaimer: "The Jazz and Emm adventures feature stunts performed by professionals and/or total idiots. In either case, TwiTwitter insists that neither you or any of your dumb little buddies attempt the dangerous crap seen during their adventures. No humans were hurt during the production of this or any of the Jazz and Emm adventures"

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The Cullen siblings, decide a trip to NYC would be a fun adventure, but never let Emmett talk Jasper into seeing Transformers three times in one day. They will get Ideas, and those ideas will be acted on them....No Self control.

~Rosalie POV~

I am retracing Emmett's steps since I sent him to go "play" with Jasper yesterday while I continued clothes shopping. Ah, shopping. I looked so good in my new clothes, When don't I though. We finally found the perfect car for Jasper, I sent out Jasper and Emmett for engine parts, while Alice and I finished up our shopping.

Shopping was going well, Until I sent two picture text to Emmett. Both of me trying on dresses, I never though he would stop traffic, nearly run over the dressing room attendant. All to Assault me in the dress, destroying it in the process. What a shame. Concluding, Emmett being banned from the store, I ordered the second dress in pearl white for the Volturi Ball. Purchasing two dresses for tonights show, one black and the other white for Alice and I.

"That dress will look great in pieces all over the back seat of the car!" Jaspers mutters, from Alice's side. I glare at him, Silencing anymore comments. Although he does know my bear all to well...Alice finally prying her small body from Jasper's embrace, Looked absolutely adorable in her dress. So much so, that Jasper called in a favor. A limo showed up for Emmett and I, Jasper and Alice no where to be seen. Later finding out they took the Porsche,(Don't ask how that got to NY) And they never did go to the show that I know of. Alice should let me do the shopping from now on!

Retracing Emmett's steps since I sent him to go "play" with Jasper while I continued clothes shopping.

First off, I found out they got a hold of a blowtorch from a construction crew finishing some pipe work for the city. The two then found an abandoned building that was scheduled to be demolished the next morning. The building was already set with C-4 but did not have any detonators. THE PROFESSIONAL (Jasper) while playing Transformers with Emmett helped to set off the C-4.

((Repeat--NO HUMANS were hurt during their.....their stupidity.))

Emmett playing turned to a wrestling match with Jasper in the rubble. After apparently coming, up with the pretense that Jasper was hiding an Alien. Jasper agreed with this part of the game and stated further that he wasn't going to let go of the alien and Jasper and the alien were going to take over the world.

Fighting began--- all over NYC

Mid fight, Emmett gets a text or sees a text from Bella saying something about Edward's new phone number/name. The name came across as EmCullen(4 Edward Mason Cullen) which is very close to EmmCullen. Emmett in a fighting mood already got carried away at this his first thought was that Bella and Jasper were having him replaced in the family. MY EMMIE BEAR IS MISSING!!!!